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#sorry quinlan he can't hear you over your crimes!
varpusvaras · 2 months
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Obi-Wan: -and then I think we should...hold on a minute, Cody, Quinlan is calling me...what is it, Quin?
Quinlan: Hi, Obes! And Commander Cody! Just the man I wanted to see! I want to make a complaint about your brother
Cody: ...which one of them?
Quinlan: Oh you know exactly which one of them I'm talking about!
Cody: *sigh* what did Fox do this time?
Quinlan: He fined me! Because I gave my boyfriend a hickey!
Cody: ...what?
Quinlan: Yes! Thorn and I were making out and I gave him a hickey and it was a bit too high because apparently your brother could see it underneath his blacks, so he fined me for "Defacing Republic Property"!
Cody: .......and what do you want me to do about it?
Quinlan: I don't know, you're the Marshal Commander here!
Cody: Yes, and I have enough to do with being the Marshal Commander of the 7th Sky Corps, the Capital is not my area of responsibility. You need to take this up with the Commanding Officer of Coruscant
Quinlan: ......but that's your brother.
Cody: Exactly! Goodbye *cuts the call for Obi-Wan* Now where were we?
Obi-Wan: ....you know that I love you?
Cody: Yes.
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