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[targentis]

rating all the Skies of Arcadia characters part 3: the crew

oh my god what have i gotten myself into

Ilchymis

beautiful. underrated. legally i cannot tell you exactly what i think he is, but some of you know. probably writes fanfiction. what do you think is in that big ass book. just wants to learn things, and i support him. 10/10, he makes me riselem.

Ryu-Kan

he always wants to fight me, like on a deep spiritual level. not me-as-vyse. me, personally. what do you want from me old man,,,, 6/10 he is salty because he is always on stand-by.

Izmael

a Friend. an absolute friend. i keep asking him to make changes to Crescent Isle and by the moons he really just does it. 8/10 he is gay for Brabham.

Kirala

HONESTLY AN EVEN BIGGER FRIEND. all u gotta do is say that her work is nice (which is just the truth) and she’ll join your crew and honestly we don’t deserve her. i can always depend on her in ship battles. 9/10 she will never let the delphinus die.

Polly

she is my mo-om. she’s my mom! 7/10, boogie woogie woogie!

Urala

if polly is my mom, urala is my daughter. oh my god she’s so sweet. her food is delicious too. i mean, i assume. yafutomans cook it better sorry. 8/10 where is the chemistry between her and hans???

Moegi

i...i...sigh. the story didn’t do her justice At All, okay? i wanted to love her so much but i swear to god if she faints one more time im going to lose my marbles. feel like she was so bland and she could have been so much richer. what have you done, writers. 6/10 i am not fond of her but she is a good girl and WHERE IS THE CHEMISTRY BETWEEN HER AND ENRIQUE??????

Pinta

intimidates me. very small and goes on more adventures than i could ever dream of. i keep hearing about this so-called Quest he’s got but i am far too cowardly to explore it. 6/10 he is the most imposing goblin i have ever met, please save me.

Brabham

a nice man. he vaguely reminds me of my uncle, only with a better beard. he and izmael are an unstoppable duo. 7/10, his laugh kind of gives me the heebie-jeebies.

Hans

adorable!! and SO weird. he speaks in the third person sometimes, and i am a little bit put off. he calls me Mr. Vyse, and i don’t know how to feel about that. 8/10, has more chemistry with Vyse than with his wife.

Belle

please girl your jiggle physics. her design is VERY cute and i love that she’s a smol girl with a big gun. but like. Belle honey,,,,, 5/10 on the grounds of booby crimes.

Khazim

blowin shit up with homemade d-d-d-dynamite! now you know it’s really gonna blow! 6/10, get a load of these!

Don

he’s very patient. it took me three thousand years to go rescue him. sorry don. please don’t drink and drive. 99 bottles of loqua on the wall/10.

Lawrence

hey, i LOVE This Sulky Boy. i think about him every day. he loves Pow and i love him for it. such a cutie. 9/10 he is such a cliche and that is why we love him.

Merida

the disney princess aint got NOTHIN on our girl right here!! i am in awe of her courage and resilience.. and i love that urala taught her how to dance Yafutoman-style. 9/10 we love a bringer of joy in the face of adversity.

Pow

do i EVEN have to say anything???????? 11/10. pow.

Domingo

he stands exactly like my faves, so he must be among them. i feel bad for domingo, he always gets overlooked. over,,,lookouted............8/10 im sorry for making that pun.

Tikatika

he’s Ixa’Takan legolas. 7/10 he’s Ixa’Takan legolas.

Kalifa

hit or miss, i guess they never miss, huh. um i had a big crush on Kalifa back in the day so this rating may be a bit skewed but.................10/10 she told me couples should spend more time outside and i have never forgotten that advice.

Osman

i for real didn’t know she was a lady until last year. she terrifies me. 3/10. i am scared.

Marco

he’s a very gross little boy but i’ll never forget that first scene with him ever. when i think of Lower Valua i think of the first Marco scene and it’s a big oof. 8/10 made me love the urchin archetype.

Robinson

i deadass forgot he was a character. the amnesia is contagious. 5/10 props for surviving in the Dark Rift tho.

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