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stilloutofmyvulcanmind · 4 years

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NSFW Alphabet - Miles Strasburg

(screencap is my own)

Soooo, I spent the weekend watching the Darrow & Darrow movies, and fell head over heels for Miles...which resulted in this. I’m not sorry.

Warnings for a whole lot of smutty headcanons

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Miles is practical. If there’s no water by the bed (or wherever you happened to do it), he’ll go get some. His priority is making sure you stay hydrated. Miles is also a snuggler. After sex, he’ll want to cuddle for as long as you both possibly can. He likes when you lay with your head on his chest or when he can spoon you from behind. As long as there’s a lot of skin to skin contact, and he gets to touch you and tell you how amazing you were, he’s happy.

B = Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Miles loves his hands, mostly because you love them. He knows that you love how big they are, how long his fingers are, and he loves what they can do to you. As for you, Miles knows it’s a cliché, but he loves your smile. He loves your bright smile that can cheer up the worst day, loves your sleepy morning smile, loves the bedroom smile you give him to let him know just how much you want him, loves the soft, sated smile you wear after. Just everything about your smile.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Back to being practical, Miles is gonna keep it wrapped up, even if you’ve been together for a long time, and probably won’t even think about going without a condom until you bring it up. Which means that nine times out of ten, cum doesn’t really get involved. That being said, with some encouragement from you, he does occasionally enjoy cumming on your stomach and chest.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Miles really wants to fuck you in his office. He thinks about it a lot. He wants to sweep everything to the floor, lay you back on the wood, and absolutely make a mess of you. He’d start by going down you, forcing you to bite down on his tie to stifle your moans, then he’d fuck you. He’d take away his tie, instead kissing you to swallow down both of your noises. And afterwards, if someone mentions a damp patch on his tie? Just some grape soda.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Miles doesn’t have the most notches on his bed post, but he’s not inexperienced either. He had his share of encounters during Law school and his first few years of being a lawyer. He’s had a lot less since his wife passed, only really having a couple of partners. He’s far from rusty though, and he’s a quick learner...

F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Miles isn’t afraid to shake it up, but he’s a bit of a traditionalist. He likes to keep it simple and stick to missionary. He loves being able to look into your eyes and kiss you at whim, and enjoys feeling your chest heaving under his own. Mostly, he just loves that he can pin your hands to the bed with his own (something he knows also drives you wild.)

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Though he’s been known to be serious on occasion, usually Miles is pretty goofy. In fact, he thinks that if you’re not having some fun during the act, it’s being done wrong, and you’re breathless giggles that he turns into moans, drives him wild.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Miles has never really thought about grooming down there too much, especially when he’s out of a relationship. However, when the two of you start getting serious, and sex comes onto the table, he does keep it trimmed and tidy.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Miles loves to be intimate and romantic. Given time, he enjoys setting the scene. One time you came home to find the bed covered in rose petals, and candles lighting the room. Miles spent the night making love to you, and it was probably the best sex you’d ever had.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

In the early days of your relationship, Miles jacked off quite a lot thinking about you. He was so enraptured, how could he not? Though he’d be hard pressed to admit it, he still does sometimes. If you haven’t seen each other in a few days, he’ll masturbate thinking about what he wishes to do to you, and vice versa.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Miles isn’t super kinky, but he does enjoy using his tie to blindfold you sometimes. He also purchased some silk rope to tie your hands to the bed too. Miles enjoys sensory play, so keeping you like that means you get to enjoy everything he does to you even more. On occasion, if he’s had a stressful time, Miles does like it if you switch places, and you tie him up instead. He’s also a big fan of the erotic massage, both giving and receiving.

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

Miles’ ultimate favourite, hands down, is the bedroom, where you can have complete privacy to explore each other, and take your time.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Miles loves seeing you in a well tailored suit. There’s something about the way the clothes hang perfectly on your body that drives him wild. He is, also, a stereotypical man, and if he comes home to find you in something skimpy and sexy, he’ll think all his Christmases have come at once and that he’s the luckiest man in the world.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Roleplay. Specifically roleplay that involves abuse of power somehow. Whilst he obviously understands that it is just an act, and that you’d be consenting, the idea still makes him exceptionally uncomfortable.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

While Miles will always enjoy you going down on him, there’s just something about seeing you on your knees, taking pleasure in giving him pleasure, his preference is always to go down on you. Hearing your moans and the way you chant his name as he uses his mouth to bring you to your peak, is absolutely one of his favourite things ever.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Miles has been known to get a little rougher, especially if things aren’t going well with a case and he’s frustrated, but usually, he prefers to go slow and take his time. If he can, he’d spend an entire night making love until you’re both sweaty, exhausted messes.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Miles is definitely not opposed to quickies if the occasion pops-up (that one time during the office Christmas party immediately springs to mind,) but he definitely prefers to take his time.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Miles really isn’t that risky. He doesn’t mind the odd experiment, but only if it’s pretty safe. The riskiest thing the two of you have done was have sex outside one time when you went hiking together.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Miles isn’t as young as he used to be, so he can’t go for that many rounds. The maximum rounds you’ve had together is two (both of which were fantastic so you definitely weren’t complaining.) However, with his age and experience, comes stamina, and Miles can last a long time if he wants to. Which he does, because he always wants to make sure you come as many times as possible before letting go himself.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Miles doesn’t own any toys, and he’s never thought about buying any either. If you show him one of your own though, or go out to buy one as a surprise, he’s going to thoroughly love helping you use it. Maybe a little too much. You’ll be walking funny the next day for sure.

U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)

Oh Miles is going to tease. It takes him some time to get comfortable enough not to stumble over himself, but once he does...he loves it. But, he’ll readily admit, that between the two of you, you’re the superior teaser. Especially when you’re out somewhere public, and start whispering in his ear what you’re thinking, or texting him the odd sexy pic during the day. It drives him mad.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Miles is pretty quiet, he tends to hold back a bit, not wanting to come across too eager or embarrassing. Half your fun though, comes from dragging every little noise out of him. Your favourites are the small breathy moans he makes when you’re sucking him off, and the half-choked groan when he comes.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Since meeting you, Miles’ new favourite item of clothing to wear is a tie. He loves when you grab him by it and pull him into a passionate kiss (usually shortly after a trial where you watched him be his awesome self and put a bad guy away.) And the first time you suggested using it to tie your hands or use it as a blindfold, his brain almost broke, but fuck, he loved seeing it on you like that.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Look at those pants. Miles is packing. He’s long and thick and curled a little to the left, and every time he fucks you he fills you perfectly, and leaves you craving more.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

In between relationships Miles’ sex drive has never been that high. But when he’s with you, he can never get enough. Even after being together a long time, Miles still craves the touch and feel of your body against his. One of his new dreams is to whisk you away on a vacation where neither of you get out of bed the entire time.

Z = ZZZ (How quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He hates to admit it, but Miles can’t stay awake for as long as he’d like afterwards. If he had it his way, he’d stay awake long enough to watch you sleep a little first, (he loves how relaxed and at ease you are asleep in his arms,) but that’s not often the case, especially if you’ve been at it awhile. You never mind though. You love watching him sleep as much as he does you, and it means you always fall to sleep with a smile.

#lemons #miles strasburg x reader #miles strasburg #miles strasburg imagine #darrow & darrow imagine #Tom Cavanagh

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royalisticdreams · 7 years

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A Summary of ‘Styles’, the book given to Harry during Le Quotidien’s interview

As promised, this post is my summary/partial translation of ‘Styles’, the book Harry was given during the French interview he did with Le Quotidien back in early May 2017.

DISCLAIMER: this book is a work of fiction ; Côme, the author, is not the main character. The meeting with Harry is fictional and made-up. This book was written by Côme Martin-Karl, a French - Parisian- sociology student (which if I may remind you, sociology is a discipline Harry wanted to study back in his X Factor audition).

So, I will proceed with the summary and will tell you about the things that truly concern the memoir, Harry and the meeting. The book itself is about the life of the narrator around the time he was writing his memoir. It’s very interesting but not what I will focus on here. On this post, I will go through a few passages chronologically.

Definition: A memoir is like a long dissertation about a chosen subject related to the class/degree you are taking. It is supposed to offer your own analysis of something never analysed before or in a way never done before. It’s about offering a proper new perspective on a subject through the discipline (Harry through sociology here). It’s something French students usually have to do at the end of their Master’s degree (5+ year). They get graded for it and their diploma depends on it.

Reminder: I will not be giving an opinion on this. This is merely a rough translation and summary of the things I think Harries could find interesting. This is based on the work of Côme Martin-Karl, sometimes a translation of his words. Please remember English is not my mother tongue. I am trying my best here. Sociology is also not my discipline of heart, so the concepts are sometimes foreign to me. I hope this helps and is understandable.

Here we go.

Côme reminds us that “sociology is exciting in the sense that all objects on Earth are likely to be analyzed. It pretends to a certain universality, which makes it a vague discipline diluting itself in the world it is supposed to explain. Initially, his memoir was called “Image of self, images for the self: the iconographic circulation in teen culture: the case of Harry Styles”. Côme says he has fallen in love with Harry: “an immature love based on beliefs, images and press-filtered information”. He explains that loving a celebrity is a securing feeling. An “impossible eroticism”. It’s basically allowing you to feel emotions in a raw way without actually facing the reality. He also compares it to religion, the combination of being inaccessible but being always there at the same time. Like God, Harry is not someone you can approach every day but yet, on a daily basis (practically) there are pictures of him and information about his being exchanged constantly.

Côme has done 2 interviews with 2 different fans. He initially wanted to use pictures, drawings (fanart) etc. He wanted to use them and ask himself “Is Harry a solitary icon or is he in another marginal place of social space, can he be replaced, will his status change?”. The 1st interview was with a 10-yo girl. Only note he took from this was “I prefer Harry because he is super sexy.” The 2nd interview was a 29-yo woman who went to 18 concerts and whose two thirds of the 5k pictures she took were of Harry. She claims he was probably posing for her after seeing her there so many times. Paranoid woman who wasn’t any help in his research. Côme then stopped with the interviews. While collecting pictures, he however noticed that the longer the online pseudonym of a fan, the more likely the fan may focus on something like Harry’s eyes. Whereas a shorter pseudonym would lead him to a fan that was more “brutal in her desire” and that would be collecting pictures of his crotch rather than a more innocent feature. He mentions fanfictions whose “novelistic trail often paints a lot of unrealistic situations but in which the sex scenes can be gripping”. He even tried to write one himself one night and posted it. Got called a “crazy bitch”; he took it off. He chats online with a fan “leader of concert projects”. She mentions how nice Harry is and how no one hates him. That he will still have fans in 10 years.

Côme meets a guy called Julien, with whom he will have a short relationship during the course of the book, but eventually will get him to meet Harry, thanks to his dad who is a lawyer and somehow got in contact with some of Harry’s people. Julien also wanted to do his thesis on Harry. He has a signed poster in his living room. Côme is surprised with Harry’s mature signature for someone who left school as early as Harry did. Julian’s thesis (which is did NOT pursue by the end of the book) was about: “a biological construction, a marketing construction, judicial construction and a libidinal construction”. I personally didn’t get everything he meant but he was apparently focusing on the judicial-libidinal link. He was interested in terms of copyright, private life issues etc.

Côme then gets a new director for his memoir, Mr Costat. This man puts his initial draft work to shame and asks him to think differently about Harry. Mr Costat reminds him that sociology is the language of the social, and not the science of the social like a lot of people think. He wants him to focus on Harry as a subject not as an object (a few fans could do the same ;)). He wants Côme to use Harry as a language: “what does his figure tell? To whom? Can we hear it? If yes, who does? What are the conditions of his emergence as a language? Who appropriates it to themselves and why? What are the possible turning points to this?” I will be honest here, I have no idea what this man is talking about. So, if someone understands it, you’re welcome to enlighten the world! Côme rethinks his introduction. The first sentence is the following “While interrogating the relations between the Beautiful and the Crowd, Harry Styles urges us to make a sociology of art as well as to practice the art of sociology.” At night, he thinks that “Harry’s beauty resides in the fact that he was “born” in front of millions. He is in full ascension. We’re excited by beginnings, but we only fall in love with a transformation, with the idea of what the person is going to become and everything that is going to happen next.”

Julien and Côme have gone to Holmes Chapel for a few days. It didn’t help Côme in any way. However, he manages to rewrite his introduction fully a while after. He refers to Schelling. He says “my guess is that as an image, Harry is a being of bones and flesh submitted to the laws of nature, gravitation and the process of aging but he is also fixed in a transcendent way. Only through the circulation of his images there is the opposition of being and non-being through Hegel. This circulation is a social fact. In other terms, the appropriation of Harry’s pictures by the [fans] inject in them a true veracity of which only Schelling’s sociology can explain.”

Côme adjusts his work again. He finally calls it “The stylistic of Styles”; mentions Harry through different point of views: philosophy of nature, transcendent philosophy and dialectic point of view. - Here again, I do not have the knowledge to explain any of that to you…-. Côme uses fanfictions and shows the naturalist motivation (?) behind some of them, in which we can sometimes detect a punctilious attention to the details of Harry’s actual life, from alleged conquests to new clothes or recent real estate acquisitions.

The meeting: Côme and Julien meet Harry in a hotel in Paris a few months ago from today (End of May 2017!). They have 30 minutes to ask him questions. Côme tells how Harry enters the bar of the hotel in the middle of a group of people. Everyone around him is blur, he says, one can only see him. He is tall and wears a big smile on his face. He is “magnificent. As if he was the only one on which light fell upon.” Côme mentions how this moment is the one where he understands “the whole point of tales of marital apparitions that makes the entirety of the second half of the nineteenth century swarm.” He is hardly said hello to by members of press and management but only a woman that disinterests herself from the conversation quickly stays with Harry and them. Harry looks at him in the eye while their introduction. He “smiles at me so much I could almost believe he is actually happy to see me”. He asks how Côme is doing and mentions how it’s the first time he will be answering to researchers. Makes a joke Côme doesn’t understand quite well but to which Côme laughs anyway. With joint hands, sitting a little towards them with his shirt open until they can see the infamous butterfly tattoo, he listens. Julien explains briefly the two theses. Harry laughs at the joke concerning him not having to lie down on the sofa to answer. “Fantastic” is the reply he gives after the presentation.

Julien asks Harry about “his intimate relationship with contracts, from his way to sign them to the color of the pen he uses to do so; at what age he chose his signature, if it resembles more his mother’s or his father’s. Julien pursues with Harry’s relationship with his parents and stepfather, and the discussions he had with them about contracts while he was a minor”. Very unfortunately (in my opinion), the answers of Harry to those questions are not transcribed in the book but according to Côme, Harry gives “polite yet well thought out answers”. He seems to have his heart set on being precise and useful to the discipline. Julien writes “oedipian narration” down. The only question at which Harry doesn’t answer (when the woman next to him intervenes) is when Julien asks (weirdly, I think) whether Harry remembers any difference in his masturbatory practices before and after signing the contracts that made him who he is today.

It’s Côme turn to ask questions. He barely has a few minutes. He asks one question: what would be Harry’s ideal fanfiction according to him. He “smiles while rolling his eyes a bit, then thinks.” “Harry used to read a few fanfictions at the very beginning of One Direction, when his famousness didn’t go further than the United Kingdom. As his perusals went, he recognized himself less and less until he didn’t recognize himself at all in them anymore, until his name totally escaped from his hands to lose itself in a hurricane of feverish imaginaries and became a completely foreign homonym present in hundreds and hundreds of pages written in any language. He cites a couple of fictional plans that stuck with him but underlines how the constructions of those seem stereotyped to him. He has {mark the words here} “in vain looked for a story that would have veritably interested him. He notes how everything very quickly becomes pornographic, and that pornography usually calls for the dissolution of script writing exigence. While he has skimmed through a lot of erotic novel-like writing pieces, he also fell upon galactic tales or texts in universes that would make him the main character of well-known Disney films. Harry thinks that if he had the power to command/order (?) an oeuvre of which he would be the main character, he would like this oeuvre to be an offbeat adventure novel, a story swarming with an overflow of sudden and unforeseen developments. He would have liked to be the hero of a picaresque novel.” Côme notes that Harry has used a word with the same suffix -esque before, “picturesque”, in his little interview while waiting in line for his X Factor audition in 2010, when describing his village.

The interview is finished. Harry hugs them and tells Côme he found his question interesting. He “smells good”, Côme adds in his book, but doesn’t say what exactly it is that Harry smells like.

Côme finally gets to present his work in front of a jury including Mr Costat who blames him for not having made a universal reasoning. Otherwise, Côme’s work is appreciated. He gets the “Mention Très Bien” which is the highest distinction a French student can get. It usually means the student got a grade above 16 out of 20.

There you go for this resume of ‘Styles’! It’s still 4 pages long in Word for me right now, but that’s the best I could do to sum it up and share with you the most interesting points for fans of Harry. I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did, hopefully some of you can enlighten us on the sociology concepts because I personally did not understand them, lol. I will try to get my hands on Côme’s memoir to try and understand it better. Last thing I want to say: I knew Harry was smart, but if he really did answer the way Côme says he did during the little interview… Man, that man is even brighter than I thought he was. {Me: falls even more in love}. Fanfiction writers… you know what to do!!!

PS: Please don’t copy this or share it without mentioning the source. I repeat that this is from the work of Côme. I have tried to translate some parts, and have purposefully used quotation marks.

#Styles #MyStuff

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