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brattyandwhorrible · 1 year

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Omg im so mf funny. So my gfs phone lit up last night when i was getting up to go potty after us just having like the best sex I've ever had and her already having passed out afterwards.. and this phone that lit up said.. "hey baby... blah blah blah"

So NATURALLY ima pick up the phone and see who is saying this right.. well when i picked the phone up the message saying this wasn't on the notifications anymore. 😐 so me starting to rly feel some type of way proceeds forward in the snoopy sesh thru baes phone tryna uncover this person 'hey baby'ing' my girl.

All out on camera and all. Plus i was still naked 😂💀 i did not gaf how crazy i looked.

Oh uh uh.

So during my little investigation adventures i realized that MY GIRLFRIEND IS NOT THE PERFECT LITTLE ANGEL I THOUGHT SHE WAS.

I just had this image of her in my head of being God-Like and blemish free. Especially when it comes to personal matters i guess. But what did i learn. NOBODY IS TRULY PERFECT AFTER ALL. Bc while shes here rn bothered by me telling her a lie #1 (me saying that i was in love with her b4 i actually was), by me telling other ppl the same lovey stuff i was telling her while i was locked up #2.... she also was being all extra friendly wit other ppl and in a whole 'relationship' or w/e wit someone else, telling grls she wanna see them and good morning texts and inviting them over to netflix and blah blah whatever.. WHILE I WAS IN FL WITH HER.

And ya wanna know what else ive realized?

I dont care that she's imperfect, i love her anyways and i just am going to trust that we not be like that to each other anymore. I'm not saying what she did is worse than what i did either.. just had to put that out there.

Anyways so now not only did she wake up without me, she came looking for her phone.

She's acting all weird and being distant and quiet.

I feel wrong 4 just tryna act like nothing happened and i didnt just do what i did and see what i seen.. lmao this is so typical. I couldn't even help it, my inner most crazy got the best of me when i seen that hey baby whatever it said. I had to know what the fuck. Im not even mad tho, not yet anyways... i mean ill be mad if she dont stop tryna act like she didnt do the same thing shes upset that i did.

Lol. But rly tho, its not cool but i mean its cool. I fucked up, she fucked up. I have genuine, real feelings for her unlike before.. and ive fallen in love with her, experiencing a type of love I've never felt before. I'm not trying to sabotage our bond we have together what so ever, over nothing. I feel like our feelings for each other are mutual so i can trust that the funny business wont be a thing from here on out. Leaving me not to worry but to be excited abt having her and the Universe working its magic like it did..

I'm not the same person i was 2 years ago by any means. Im like complete polar opposite of where i was then actually. And for the first time i actually WANT to have a future with another human being period.

I rly hope we can not lose all of our trust over the things we did before we rly had a chance at being together and fully experiencing one another. I also hope this isn't gonna be an on going issue or source of sorrow either.

Ugh.. ok im done 4 now...

GOOD JOB LIL BABY 4 SLIPPING AND RLY LETTING YOUR CRAZY SHOW.

0 to 100 real fucking quick. I do have to say im glad i got to the source of recent consistent concerns abt my actions during the time of these events taking place. Maybe now we can call it truce and grow into better ppl tog..

One last thing.. 2 my Lover Baby, pls know that i do apologize for invading your privacy even tho i know you was looking 4 love else in somebody else too. I'm rly not tripping tho. I don't feel any diff abt you at all.. im just lowkey gonna be hurt if the situation abt tonight happening is handled the wrong way.. like i don't just wanna pretend like nothing happened. I want to talk abt everything.. even if it hurts, i still feel like its better 2 talk abt it. Even if we dont have much to say on something. I love you tho baby, I'm not going anywhere and i still trust you.. im not even tripping like that. I know how im coming at you also so i KNOW we good. You'll see that too once you see that ima consistently act right as well. Your still my sweet baby pookie pie 😻😘😇 and we were still made exactly for each other bc flaws and all, i want every single part of you bby. Im sorry for doing too much and letting my crazy get the best of me 🙄💀🙈 not gonna lie I'm a lil embarrassed over it lol

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zumpietoo · 3 years

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Meanwhile to Further, Fully Drag

(more like reiterate, but in full context)

When Pinkle arrange for somebody to adopt a Borrasca rip off baby, the “thank you party”(???)/reopening of RHS/Tigholars three’s company baby/Little Buddy’s ded there’s a party----Barfie attend separately, along with the entire town (that are deemed worthy), but possibly say “hello” to one another---Douchie remarks, “that sucks” when Betty tells him they’re gonna have a funeral for Paulie.

And this is their high water mark for probably the remainder of the series.

They get them a Borrasca baby....cause it’s been the Bloopers doing it all along (Mothman are a smokescreen----always were).

Does a slimey trucker they’re pro bono servicing want something even grosser and creepier from them? Also, when has this ever happened before? Or does Barfie Evan think that was just cute funsies when they dragged Betty to be lobotomized?

They’re both murderers and shitty peeps, soooo....also, nobody GAF

A) Blooper smokescreen for Borrasca rip off.....(Skeletrucker kidnaps them) and they off the girls once they’re “used up” making babies. It “sounds like a spaceship” cause it’s in the mines/cavernous....and for all we know, they legit have a fake spaceship set up there, just in case anybody wakes up/is undrugged or something.

Paulie is either not ded and shady/helping run it or not ded and escaped/miscarried (hence her blood type in the phone booth). Maybe hiding out all amnesiac or something.

Yeah, Glenn’s a Blooper and running it, yeah, maybe we get moar Sisters of Teen Oppression

B) The “monster” Betty confronts is herself...and what she’s become. Extra bonus if we get them screaming at each other in the woods (as it should be). And while Jug will help her see this, he doesn’t want her back yet.

If we legit have this, I will actually forgive Betty’s gross character assassination.

JABI RISING!!!!!!!!

Dude just slipped that they’re legit on a mother fuckin’ DATE!!!

Also, Jug’s trauma? A combo of Betty, Jess (who for all we know facilitated the below) and the Mothmen kidnapped Jug (and Pop Tate and that kid) for sperm for fake Borrasca....Jug woke up during in NYC....

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