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#some little crumbs for you non-finnish speaking people💕
hockey-finns · 4 months
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so what I gathered from today’s urheilucast episode is:
- jere and pekka had a half year whatsapp bromance before they met
- they have also been spooning at the cabin
- jere says it’s nice to spoon with such big guy and that pekka has been protecting him from all the bad things
- jere says pekka’s calves are thicker than his thighs (and pekka answers he has gazelle calves)
- the group has had deep conversations about life while wine drunk
- jere made $40k in OF during december
- jere has also shown his OF videos to pekka (and pekka said they are great entertainment)
- jere said they are going to make more OF content and it’s going to be even dirtier (he tried to get pekka to be his dick stunt double)
- and now esko is trying to get pekka to join jere’s OF (the plan was to have some kind of passionate sauna session and with pekka only in his hockey groin protector)
- they are also talking as if jere is sitting in pekka’s lap the whole podcast
- in their last game jere’s legs were tired so he was bending over, but now the others think it’s because he wanted to be whipped (which had apprently happened already before??)
- then esko added that jere has been repeatedly saying ’kipu kiihottaa’ (’pain turns me on’) throughout the weekend
- to which jere replies that he is a bit of a masochist and that he gains happiness and feels alive when he gets beaten up
- also apparently the whipping made him to start scoring goals in the hockey game
- lastly they accidentally stole a bottle of soda from some random little kids at the store but the kids contacted jere through ig and he went to return the soda
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