#so the ultra beefy romance lead vibe… is so dissonant for him in my head….

[jahiera]

some of the astarion HCs that cross my gaze are trying to make him sexier + classic romance novel lead than he is Im afraid…… before he will be your sexy protector dominate boyfriend he’ll probably be like “babe do you think you can help me with this” “but that sounds like soooooooo much woooork… fine 🙄🙄🙄🙄” love him at his whiny twink self come on now

#every time I see a hc that reads directly out of Every Bridgerton-esque Novel Ever attributed to astarion my eyes glaze over a bit #obviously I’m also caricaturing him here but come now. come now #even when he’s protective he does it in a specifically bitchy way…. #’THAT BETTER NOT BE GOING DOWN YOUR GULLET 👉👉👉’ #anyways I am just having a laugh & such I just like that the game never tries to pretend he’s not whiny or petty or annoying. as a person. #he stomps his foot like an actual toddler sometimes! I love him ❤️ #so the ultra beefy romance lead vibe… is so dissonant for him in my head…. #HEADCANON AND THRIVE to your hearts headcanon content by the way I don’t care #just giggling imagining him trying to do anything like that but with sincerity rather than … like #for the bit. I can see him do it for the bit perhaps