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#so reblog the 't' joke about Jesus Christ 'remembering being a t' if you want to but you are never seeing this blog again.
creativesplat · 1 month
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Just to let you know, if any of your mutuals or people you follow are of a faith group (Jews, Christians, Buddhists etc) and you share a meme or drawing making fun of or mocking their religion do not be surprised if you are blocked by them. I've just blocked several long-term mutuals for rebloging a really mocking joke about my faith.
Reblog whatever you want, you're allowed to be on the internet and enjoy it, but if you post insensitive and unpleasant stuff, don't be surprised if you're blocked.
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cloudfiles · 4 years
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☁  ˙ ∙   — — — 𝐈𝐓'𝐒  𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄  𝑺𝑨𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑫𝑨𝒀 !!!  check  the  notes  to  see  who  is  participating  &  send  out  a  text  to  everyone.  that  being  said ,  be  patient  when  waiting  for  texts  to  arrive  to  your  inbox.  you’re  getting  some ,  we promise !  +  you  do  not need  to  be  doing  the  meme  yourself  to  send  stuff  out  to  other  muns.  in  fact ,  we’d  love  it  if  you  did  just  that.
remember ,  you  only  need  to  reblog  this  post  TODAY  (  saturday )  in  order  to  participate.  however ,  you  may  answer or  send  out memes  anytime  throughout  the  week.  * don’t  reblog  or  like  this  post  if  you’re  not  apart  of  hqclouds.
disastrio's 'the pin list' text starters.
src  :  aurorasmemes. tw: nsfw, mention of abuse.
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   u should know by now i’m not as much a complete person as i am several sitcom tropes stacked in an anxiety blanket
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   things that should not be present in making spaghetti and meatballs: sparks 
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   things that were present when i was making spaghetti and meatballs two minutes ago: sparks
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   give it a good deep fry and it’ll make reddit front page
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   you piece of fuck
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   i’m not making this up it’s a real post
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   i just really don’t like the look of american hollywood boys apparently
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   quit trying to post porn [name]
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   what’s deeper than emotional? are you going to /fuck/ the house?
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   i genuinely don’t know what i expected googling that thing but that was not it
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   i legitimately don’t know how you’re expecting me to reply to this
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   i’m setting up my bfu episode
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   u might finally be free of “[full name] fucks.”
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   plural of jerry’s is jerry'ses
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   you’re sharing so there’s a trail in case someone ( maybe yourself ) goes missing when ur backs are turned
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   i have yet to whip out dicks young lady
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   lizard brayo
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   fuck the fuck off tunglr
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   what are Christmas goblins if not depression goblins with prettier aesthetics
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   we’re just two bitches trying to watch [actor] and then go to bed
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   maybe complaining is what gets it off.
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   well yeah, it’s hard to knock on a door that doesn’t exist
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   murdered by demons is our go-to
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   we sound like the casting calls for the leads of the same gay cowboy movie
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   any blanket is a weighted blanket when u carry the weight of ur sins
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   We have some Amazing 🌈Bottoms🌈
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   [name] i am confiscating ur thumbstacks
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   YOUR HUBRIS BECAME YOUR DOWNFALL
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   what can i say i’m a sexual deviant and i can’t be stopped
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   the stars neglected me. they haven’t assigned me a fetish
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   i’m pretty sure 'you are going to be the death of me’ was like. the disclaimer of this entire squad
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   swipe right if you dare!
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   but it tracks for the pachycephalosaurus
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   I SWEAR TO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   this chat is going to give me an aneurysm
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   “fully automated luxury gay space communism” is the best tag i’ve ever seen
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   why don’t you have a stockpile of mothman memes
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   i really do owe my life to the aesthetic
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   u coax the worst things out of my mouth and then [screenshot/save/pin] them to record my mistakes
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   ur not allowed to die its just the rules
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   you two are going to be the death of me
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   why are you paying for microsoft office in 2019
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   it’s nearly [zodiac] season, bitches
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   i see your “will make content for rarepairs” and i raise you “will make content for pairs literally no one has ever considered and probably for a good reason”
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   i was DOOMED and thus so are all of u
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   i am going to snap your fingernails vertically in half
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   own that garbage
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   oh fuck that suck
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   we were building a desert set which was less exciting and more construct-y but it did lead to the following conversation:   [ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   guy walking in: chickenwire, huh. what’s gonna come out of that?   [ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   me: quicksand
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   viva la resistance motherfuckers
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   well the ass and the face are the most disturbing part
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   it was still very much about the shape of his teeth
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   a real whoosy boi
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   if i suffer y'all suffer that’s the rules
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   also icb ur liveblogging your crime
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   granted i do still want the [body part(s)] to be attached to the person and not just laying around somewhere
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   i’m gonna go with “have repressed all memories of this by tomorrow and even looking at this conversation for context isn’t going to provide us with information”
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   … Well if u ever commit a crime and need to change ur hair ur all set
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   oh god i’d completely forgotten about the teeth conversation
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   something about that ass Haunts me
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   [name]’s teeth are,,,,,,, h*t
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   ur not late, any time is a good time to hate capitalism
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   oh shit [name]s pulling out the big guns
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   listen as far as the things you could come back to go i think this is a good one
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   Amateur theatre energy is alarmingly similar to redneck ingenuity energy
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   threat acknowledged
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   i take it back i don’t want any more information
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   what do we say to the god of baby germs
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   and then Goth happened
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   turn everything into a photishooot
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   but u also would have got pictures of me depositing the tiger in the cow shed
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   i feel like you constantly forget that i’m always full of Good Points
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   you want to punish urself by seeking unhealthy relationships. also the stars say u may want to have ur feet fucked
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   “white orc sex slave” is not a phrase i thought i’d hear today
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   yeah raw sexual energy
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   [name] perks up at the mention of lying to the fbi lmao
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   yall are dumb and i love u
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   HOW CRYPTID IS THE COWBOY IF U CAN TELL HE’S INDIFFERENT
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   [image file saying 'mothman respects your position but must express his dissent. also you’re going to die.]
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   …do i need to make the vampire joke
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   ur amazing and so good and so important and lowkey i’m crying abt how much i love u and u deserve every good thing i love u thanks for coming to my ted talk
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   look me in the eyes and tell me steve wouldn’t crawl up thanos’s butthole to save the world and get bucky back
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   [name] i am going to choke you
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   my brain was immediately with “she took the shirt off to wipe away the blood of someone, possibly someone she murdered, and then had to put the shirt back on
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   i literally never know what i’m going to come back to when i open this chat
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   i make no excuses for who i am as a person
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   i am going to jump off the edge of the earth.   [ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   and that’s not me saying flat earthers are right that’s me saying i will flatten it myself and then jump off
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   i’m trying to show sympathy you fuck
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   what can i say, i’m an escapist bitch
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   i never want to see dick and clown in the same sentence ever again
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   oh fuck off. i don’t know what they’ve done but it’s [name] so it’s gonna be bad.
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ]   icb we have a test run on new year’s eve
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