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disastrio's 'the pin list' text starters.
src : aurorasmemes. tw: nsfw, mention of abuse.
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] u should know by now i’m not as much a complete person as i am several sitcom tropes stacked in an anxiety blanket
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] things that should not be present in making spaghetti and meatballs: sparks
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] things that were present when i was making spaghetti and meatballs two minutes ago: sparks
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] give it a good deep fry and it’ll make reddit front page
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] you piece of fuck
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] i’m not making this up it’s a real post
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] i just really don’t like the look of american hollywood boys apparently
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] quit trying to post porn [name]
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] what’s deeper than emotional? are you going to /fuck/ the house?
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] i genuinely don’t know what i expected googling that thing but that was not it
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] i legitimately don’t know how you’re expecting me to reply to this
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] i’m setting up my bfu episode
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] u might finally be free of “[full name] fucks.”
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] plural of jerry’s is jerry'ses
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] you’re sharing so there’s a trail in case someone ( maybe yourself ) goes missing when ur backs are turned
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] i have yet to whip out dicks young lady
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] lizard brayo
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] fuck the fuck off tunglr
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] what are Christmas goblins if not depression goblins with prettier aesthetics
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] we’re just two bitches trying to watch [actor] and then go to bed
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] maybe complaining is what gets it off.
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] well yeah, it’s hard to knock on a door that doesn’t exist
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] murdered by demons is our go-to
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] we sound like the casting calls for the leads of the same gay cowboy movie
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] any blanket is a weighted blanket when u carry the weight of ur sins
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] We have some Amazing 🌈Bottoms🌈
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] [name] i am confiscating ur thumbstacks
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] YOUR HUBRIS BECAME YOUR DOWNFALL
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] what can i say i’m a sexual deviant and i can’t be stopped
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] the stars neglected me. they haven’t assigned me a fetish
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] i’m pretty sure 'you are going to be the death of me’ was like. the disclaimer of this entire squad
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] swipe right if you dare!
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] but it tracks for the pachycephalosaurus
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] I SWEAR TO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] this chat is going to give me an aneurysm
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] “fully automated luxury gay space communism” is the best tag i’ve ever seen
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] why don’t you have a stockpile of mothman memes
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] i really do owe my life to the aesthetic
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] u coax the worst things out of my mouth and then [screenshot/save/pin] them to record my mistakes
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] ur not allowed to die its just the rules
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] you two are going to be the death of me
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] why are you paying for microsoft office in 2019
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] it’s nearly [zodiac] season, bitches
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] i see your “will make content for rarepairs” and i raise you “will make content for pairs literally no one has ever considered and probably for a good reason”
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] i was DOOMED and thus so are all of u
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] i am going to snap your fingernails vertically in half
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] own that garbage
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] oh fuck that suck
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] we were building a desert set which was less exciting and more construct-y but it did lead to the following conversation: [ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] guy walking in: chickenwire, huh. what’s gonna come out of that? [ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] me: quicksand
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] viva la resistance motherfuckers
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] well the ass and the face are the most disturbing part
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] it was still very much about the shape of his teeth
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] a real whoosy boi
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] if i suffer y'all suffer that’s the rules
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] also icb ur liveblogging your crime
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] granted i do still want the [body part(s)] to be attached to the person and not just laying around somewhere
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] i’m gonna go with “have repressed all memories of this by tomorrow and even looking at this conversation for context isn’t going to provide us with information”
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] … Well if u ever commit a crime and need to change ur hair ur all set
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] oh god i’d completely forgotten about the teeth conversation
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] something about that ass Haunts me
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] [name]’s teeth are,,,,,,, h*t
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] ur not late, any time is a good time to hate capitalism
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] oh shit [name]s pulling out the big guns
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] listen as far as the things you could come back to go i think this is a good one
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] Amateur theatre energy is alarmingly similar to redneck ingenuity energy
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] threat acknowledged
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] i take it back i don’t want any more information
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] what do we say to the god of baby germs
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] and then Goth happened
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] turn everything into a photishooot
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] but u also would have got pictures of me depositing the tiger in the cow shed
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] i feel like you constantly forget that i’m always full of Good Points
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] you want to punish urself by seeking unhealthy relationships. also the stars say u may want to have ur feet fucked
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] “white orc sex slave” is not a phrase i thought i’d hear today
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] yeah raw sexual energy
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] [name] perks up at the mention of lying to the fbi lmao
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] yall are dumb and i love u
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] HOW CRYPTID IS THE COWBOY IF U CAN TELL HE’S INDIFFERENT
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] [image file saying 'mothman respects your position but must express his dissent. also you’re going to die.]
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] …do i need to make the vampire joke
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] ur amazing and so good and so important and lowkey i’m crying abt how much i love u and u deserve every good thing i love u thanks for coming to my ted talk
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] look me in the eyes and tell me steve wouldn’t crawl up thanos’s butthole to save the world and get bucky back
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] [name] i am going to choke you
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] my brain was immediately with “she took the shirt off to wipe away the blood of someone, possibly someone she murdered, and then had to put the shirt back on
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] i literally never know what i’m going to come back to when i open this chat
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] i make no excuses for who i am as a person
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] i am going to jump off the edge of the earth. [ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] and that’s not me saying flat earthers are right that’s me saying i will flatten it myself and then jump off
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] i’m trying to show sympathy you fuck
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] what can i say, i’m an escapist bitch
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] i never want to see dick and clown in the same sentence ever again
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] oh fuck off. i don’t know what they’ve done but it’s [name] so it’s gonna be bad.
[ 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 ] icb we have a test run on new year’s eve
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