#so i pick the sucker up and lo and behold it's a fucking ant

[knifegremliin]

what is UP with me finding bugs on the back of my neck/shoulders because they climbed or landed on me outside and i didn't notice. i just found a fucking ant on the back of my neck? girl when did you get there? like, i love bugs, so i'm not really mad about it but i am a little annoyed because i just sat down and then i had to get back up to take you outside. don't do that.

#🔪.text #it keeps happening i stg #it happened like three times back in 2021 with the brood x emergence #and cicadas kept hitching a ride on me #and then i didn't notice until i sat back down because they LOUDLY buzzed at me #because i dared to very very slightly squish them since?? i didn't know they were back there?? #and now i sit down and start feeling an itch on my neck #and i go ??? #and go to itch and then feel something #so i pick the sucker up and lo and behold it's a fucking ant #like girlie what were you doing back there #and there's definitely other times as well. this happens very frequently #bugs apparently like me so much that they are constantly hitching a ride on me