#so i had to swap it out for the world's flimsyest metal spatula in order to prevent sticking

[actual-corpse]

Roomate who I have to cook for: *smells burnt* "What burnt?"

Me: *forgetting he doesn't have any context* "Oh... nothing burnt, it caught fire."

Him: *still no context* "Okay. Don't be upset if I don't eat it."

Me: "Then I'll be pretty pissed off." I spent 40 minutes fighting this shit and it costs money I don't have.

One clothes change later

Me: "how is it?"

Him: "it's fine. I thought you burnt the food and that's why I was like, 'I might not like it'."

Me: "Oh... no... okay. No, something about the size of a popcorn was under the burner, and it caught fire. It's just carbon now. No trace."

#i threw away a spoon for that food #to be fair tho #the spoon has a thin metal handle that dug into my dainty hands #so i had to swap it out for the world's flimsyest metal spatula in order to prevent sticking #because i had to use an inconvenient pot #THE FUCKING TRASH HASNT RUN IN 3 DAYS #the roads are fine #have been for 5 days #i live down a back road and its clear af #im tired #i havent been able to get out and pick up my meds and Walgreens canceled them #so ive been 2 weeks without vitamin D #i still have citalopram because i dont take it correctly (i forget) #im pretty sure i have audhd but ill never get evaluated because i am afab and it opens the door to misery #i forget to do a lot of things if i dont immediately see them #like cleaning the burners #the coil is hot when the food falls in #i walk away and forget about it as the coil cools #next time im reminded.... coils hot #cant win #let it become carbon