#so i go to do a new ruond

[yewstronaut]

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#so im trying to make fucking pasta right? #and the first round i make i get evrything all set up onions look amazing poor my tomatoes in #wrong fucking tomatoes #how no big deal youd think #wrong! i suffer from bad texture disease and these are bad texture tomatoes!! #so i go to do a new ruond #with a white onion cause im out of yellow now #get it all chopped use up the last of my garlic #start the sautee #have to go to the bthrm turn stove off go do come back turn stove on #onions only have a little way to go #fucken burn them #like black tar #i have never burned smthn this bad in the like decade ive been cooking #of course now im out of garlic #still havent eaten anything today #and all i wanna do is cry #oh and the entire apt smells like burnt popcorn #i wish i could order food #anyways i guess imma scrub the fuck burn out of the bottom of the pot and make garlicless tomato sauce cause i have no other fucking food