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criminalcobris · 5 years

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You died. Tragically, some might say, but that isn't the point. You died and you couldn't do shit but wait in a long fucking line. One that you were decently sure wasn't moving. Like, at all. In a small, dank room with peeling wallpaper, you sat slumped in a rickety wooden chair mis-matched from the rest of the standard doctor's office waiting room chairs. Straightening in your chair you held the already yellowing ticket at arms-length. You, the lucky number 420,323,842,009,138 are going to die here, again. "Um, excuse me," You jerked violently to one side and looked up at the tall, slender, bluenette ghoul that tapped you on the shoulder. She didn't seem very impressed with your current state, but who would be? In the immortal words of Kanye West, drowning's a bitch. "Can I borrow your handbook?" "Oh," You let your body flop forward to reach under your seat and retrieved the small hard-backed book. "Here, I doubt I'll need it for a while" you chanced an awkward laugh and handed the book over. The saucy ghoul gave you a withering glance and proceeded to walk to the receptionist's window. At the same moment a stripped blur came crashing through the adjacent door and knocked her to the ground. "You're a doll, babes, you won't regre--Ooh shit sorry toots didn't see ya there." A man--well a corpse if his presence here was any indication--looked down at the done-in California dime sprawled across the floor in pieces. You couldn't help but notice his gaudy bedazzled red tux and top hat, not to mention the dead black rose hanging limply from the breast pocket. Wild, yet obviously coiffed green to black rooted locks swayed in the non-existent breeze. The guy cackled and hoisted a dismembered leg while stroking down the fishnet pattern with a sleazy grin "here, I'll give you a-" "Save it, Beetlejuice" the leg kicked out of his grasp and onto the floor while the woman dragged her disembodied torso and arm toward her head, which had rolled close to your foot. You scrambled to your feet and picked up the head, face flushed from containing inappropriate laughter. Brown eyes caught yours as the head leaped from your hands and onto the woman's neck. "Unholy hell, you [Y/n]?" You flinched but nodded dumbly. The man grabbed you by the ears, looking over every detail of your face before reeling back and clapping his hands. "[Y/n] a beautiful name and an even better sound! C'mon, the air's better outside. Let's do lunch." He gestured with one hand while taking you by the shoulder and pushing you toward the door, and the back of, again, an extremely long line. "Wait a fucking se-" "Shh, shh, shh don't worry you're in good hands, babes. Arguably the BEST hands in the Nietherworld." He wrapped a hand around yours and used it to open the door and proceeded to slam it behind the two of you. "Sorry, corpse germs, ya know I hate 'em." You tried to speak but as soon as the door shut he flung his arms wide and turned in a slow circle, nearly smacking you in the mouth. He beckoned you forward as he set a brisk pace, marching forward into the deserted street. "What about my handbook?" You glanced back at the door and the crumbling gray building. You hadn't had the mind to read the whole thing, but you were certain that you were to proceed directly to that building upon death. And you were walking directly away from it. Fuck, this is just like high school. "What about--why--who the fuck are you?" You grabbed onto his suit jacket and spin him around. The ghost(?) gave a feral grin and shed the garment. His arms seemed to extend endlessly like long, stripped firehoses as the top hat turned--Is that a fucking carousel? "Babes, I'm the Ghost with the Most, the King of forget Mufasa, ghost zombie Jesus, demon STRAIGHT, heh, from Hell, I'M-" You cut and ran, or rather you tried to. One of the stripy fire hoses caught your ankle and pulled you up to meet the ghost(.) eye to eye. He coughed politely and looked at you over a pair of comically small reading glasses. He began in a posh English accent, "Not so fast, old chum. If I may, a letter from the office of one Juno, head of the Nietherworld New-Arrival Affairs Office. It reads thus; I hereby grant Mr. Lawrence Beetlejuice [REDACTED] asylum in the confines of the jurisdiction of this county and the world of the living on the condition that he, the afore mentioned Lawrence Beetlejuice, attend to the care and integration of the recently deceased party, [Y/n] [L/n], into the Nietherworld. Upon satisfactory completion of said task(s), to be assessed and determined by committee, Lawrence Beetlejuice and [Y/N] [L/N] will both be granted the right to walk both planes, that of the Niether and Living worlds, free of supervision beyond the degree of a typical citizen." He whipped off the glasses with a flourish and jabbed the butt of an ornate fountain pen at you, before making a perfect copy of your signature with your own hand….attached to his wrist. As soon as pen left paper the document rolled itself up and disappeared in a puff of black smoke. You looked down and saw that your [dominant] hand was missing, a clean slice like the limb was made of plastic. Were you not already dead and facing much more confusing situations, you'd blame the blood rushing to your head. You were dropped only a few inches from the ground and sat up, rubbing the hip that had hit the ground first. "So, what, you're my parole officer or something?" You sighed in exasperation. "Sweets, I'm your new best pal! And you, coincidentally, are my ticket out of the Pound." A fabulous array of fireworks ignited behind and raucous studio-audience applause boomed all around him as he took an exaggerated bow and extended toward you a hand, again it was your own. You looked him up and down, pushed yourself to your feet and yanked your hand back, reattaching it with relative ease. It was probably bad that you were already used to that. "Honestly, you’re the shadiest person I’ve met....like ever. I think I'll take my chances waiting in line, sorry." You spun on your heel and inevitably were tugged back by the damn striped tentacles. "Alright, I don't usually do the begging in the relationship, but yoU DON'T UNDERSTAND I NEED THIS." He clung to your thigh, oddly viscous tears wetting your jeans. You grimaced. That would for sure stain. The second of hesitation you provided was all he seemed to need as he rose and threw his arms around you neck and gave just your head a bear hug. You caught a whiff of his underarms and coughed violently. The demon smelled like a fucking long-overdue grease fire broke out in a defunct McDonalds with a hint of freshly mown grass. Against your better judgement, you groaned and tried to duck out of the hold. Two more of your own hands, this time featuring his own chipped, high shimmer black nail polish, appeared at your hips, pulling you toward him as he continued to babble. "Seriously, I have a family! Two kids, and a dog and a dumb white fucking picket fence-ass life and all that shit. You're my last hope! I NEEDA HE-" "If you stop screaming and stealing my hands, I'll hear you out, not promising anything else." You muttered against his hair, which threatened to poke your eye out if he didn't stop. The extra hands and tentacles disappeared as he pulled back to really look at you, tears still in his eyes. "R-really? You'll do it?" You rolled your eyes at the display. What a baby. "I don't even know what it is." You swatted his hands away from your face. "Oh, I'm SO glad you changed your mind!" He appeared behind you a firmly grasped your shoulders. "I'll explain the details over that lunch I promised! Hope ya like pasta." In an instant the world shifted in a blur of color and your stomach did somersaults with it. You landed in grass….well not exactly. It was the vibrant green of astroturf but had the texture of cheap foam that hatch and grow dinos are made of. More foam, brown and more dense, hit your cheek as Beetlejuice flailed around in the hole next to you. Ignoring him, you stood and looked directly up at the large wooden rafters of a well-kept attic. The room had a newly-renovated quasi-modern feel to it that was home-y but still more interior decorating that anyone you had known would do. After all, you hung with a bunch of broke twenty-to thirty-somethings with the same passion for nerd shit as you. If it didn't have convention value, why keep it? "Admiring the view? A-dog and B-town are pretty much boring as dry dog shit, but they make up for the lack-luster décor in sexiness. You'll see what I mean."

#beetlejuice #beetlejuice the musical #beetlejuice/reader #beetlejuice x reader #netherliings #i wanted to make beej a mix of the musical and cartoon versions but the setting a mix of the movie and cartoon #i dunno don't read this plz

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vixenofthemist · 7 years

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Hogwarts Au Old One-Shot (stuffs changed but I felt like posting this)

The Triwizard Tournament was a time for the champions to represent their magic school, with impressive displays of magic and quick thinking. In Momo’s honest opinion, the Durmstrang champion Shouto Todoroki was doing the best so far.

He showed excellent magic techniques in the first task, and coming up to the second task he could be seen diligently training on the deck of the Durmstrang ship with his fellow classmates and Headmaster Endeavor watching every spell he cast. He even kept up his physical condition by running every morning.

Momo knows this, because she walks around the grounds in the morning, and he runs past her while she takes in the morning air and clears her mind, refreshing it for the day filled with learning. Though truthfully, his tank top sticking to him and hair sleeked back and gravelly morning voice as he calls out his presence to avoid collision did nothing but clutter her mind back up. And, his running pants didn’t help as it just directed her attention to his… no! Momo was embarrassed to even think about what she would sometimes find herself staring at over the brim of her book, her eyes on a specific part of his retreating figure before she could catch herself.

*cough* Anyway, in comparison to Shouto, the other champions didn’t even seem like they were trying that hard. At least, Neito from Beauxbaton most definitely wasn’t trying as hard. Before the first task, he sauntered up to the other champions and started bragging about the extensive training he had gone through, and how he would flawlessly win all the tasks better then all of them combined.

He was last place in the first task, and from what Momo could see he’s not doing much to prepare for the second task either, just following Bakugou or Midoriya around and trying to copy whatever they seemed to be doing.

Momo suspected he had attempted to copy Shouto, only to give up when it was to physically draining, and switched to the two Hogwarts champions instead.

Momo didn’t know what training Midoriya or Bakugou were going through, but from the little she’s heard from Iida and Mina, they were training very hard as well.

She wondered if the champions knew what the second task would be, or if they were just increasing their magical learning in hopes that whatever they were doing would prove useful.

Momo tried not to bother the Hogwarts champions too much, they had enough to worry about without her smothering them like a mother hen with suggestions she wouldn’t even know were useful. And truthfully, she wasn’t close enough to either of them to offer help anyway.

If they wanted help, then some of the students that were closer to the pair, would surely jump to help them, or direct them to her if needed.

And so, after the anxiety of watching the first task had passed, Momo had gone about her daily schedule as usual.

Potions with Hufflepuffs on Mondays and Wednesdays, herbology with the Slytherins Tuesday and Thursday, Ancient Runes with Iida and Tokoyami on Mondays, followed by lunch where she’d have to convince Ochako and Jirou that whatever they were taught in Divination wasn’t going to come true. And then her favorite two subjects- Transfiguration and History of Magic, both on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Defense against the dark arts was also on Mondays and Wednesdays, but Momo wasn’t as good at defensive spells as she is at Transfiguration. Transfiguration come to her almost naturally, all she needed to know was the basics in first year, and then she excelled in every exam and was Professor Cementoss’ favorite student.

Momo lived for those moments when she perfected a new spell, the exhilaration and rush she felt when you transfigured the very essence of something into an object it wasn’t meant to be, always made her beam with excitement.

And History of Magic was all about learning about the history of- well, magic. And Momo had a mind for memorizing dates and names- even though Professor Midnight occasionally put the other students to sleep with her ambling ways of teaching, Momo had never fallen asleep once. Because of this, she had become known around the school as “history notes”, since she’d lend people her notes and help study with anyone who needed it. (Anyone except for the perverted Slytherin Mineta, the few times he had snuck his way into being tutored by Momo, it had just been an attempt to see up her skirt and feel her up.)

Learning was one of the necessities of life Momo felt, and if you must learn it you might as well learn all you can.

That was her motto in a way, which often lead to her having her nose buried in a book during her morning walks and free time. And her book is what initiated the first full conversation she had with Shouto Todoroki.

“Is that a Transfiguration book?”

Momo nearly jumped out of her skin as Todoroki’s footsteps slowed and fell in step with hers, his sudden voice and close presence surprising her. Turning towards him, Momo nodded, trying to keep her vision on his face and her own voice steady.

“Y-yes it is! It’s called “Transfigure don’t Misfigure” it’s about some common transfiguring mistakes made and simple solutions to fix them.” Closing the book, Momo directed the cover towards him and he silently read the front cover, then lifted up his hand to ask. Momo placed it into his hand, and he nodded his thanks as he flipped it over and started reading the back cover.

A soft breeze was blowing across the grounds, and Momo could see plants swinging in the greenhouses as wind made its way through the cracks in the building to give the greenery a gentle shove. Momo tucked a wind loosened strand of hair behind her ear, and then dropped her hand down to clasp the other in front of her, her onyx eyes drifting like the wind over to Todoroki’s face.

He was incredibly handsome, and even more so the closer Momo was to him. The companionable distance they had between them as they slowly walked was the closest Momo had ever been to him, and she took it as a chance to admire his features without staring.

His hair always looked ruggedly windswept when he ran, strands of red and white mingling together as the wind swooshed strands wherever it pleased. His duo toned eyes were distantly interested as he swept over the words forming the description, and he mused while flipping the book open to a random page, “Some of these mistakes are very easy to identify, but I suppose if your mind doesn’t work for transfiguration a book like this would be handy.”

Momo found his wording of that odd, and she fiddled with her fingers as she shrugged.

“Yes, I suppose-” she stopped mid-sentence, realization at what he must be thinking dawning on her. He thought she was the one needing the book! Probably figured she was so horrible at transfiguration that Professor Cementoss had just thrown a book at her and told her to figure it out herself. Argh how embarrassing! Momo’s cheeks pinked slightly, and she raised her hands up in defense, words pouring out of her quickly as she tried to clear any misconception he had.

“I-I’m not reading it for me, by the way! I help my friends with their homework a lot and one of them is really bad at Transfiguration! A couple of them are actually, uh, and I also help other students outside my friend group with Transfiguration as well!” Todoroki’s eyes slid over to look at Momo’s face, and she had to force herself to keep some sort of eye contact in place as she continued, the flush darkening slightly under his blank stare. “S-so I’m reading the book to try and figure out the best way to help them improve and notice their mistakes, that’s all.”

Relief flooded through her as his gaze slid from her face and back towards the book.

“Ah, I see.” Was all he said.

And not knowing how to reply, Momo just nodded, putting her hands down and fiddling with the ends of her skirt. She turned her head to look up towards the clock tower, it was almost time to go in for breakfast.

“You must be good at Transfiguration then, if you’re helping so many people, right?”

Todoroki’s voice was edged with something Momo couldn’t place, but it looked like masked curiosity, with a dash of hope mixed in as well.

Momo turned and looked at him, her heart skittering a little bit as he was already looking at her, and she could have sworn his eyes had flittered up towards her face from wherever they had been looking down at before, but she wasn’t 100% sure.

“I- well… I get good grades, and I enjoy learning about Transfiguration whenever I can.” Momo said bashfully, her eyes diverting to the ground and fingers fiddled with a loose string at the end of her skirt. She made a mental note to cut it off later. She could sense Todoroki still looking at her, and she nervously chuckled. “And, my friends say I’m a genius at Transfiguration, but I’m not sure if they’re good judges, seeing as some of them can’t even turn a lizard into a teacup…” Momo trailed off, unsure of what to say next, and she knew if she didn’t have a plan she’d just keep talking until the person she was talking to got tired of talking with her and left, and Momo didn’t want that to happen with Todoroki.

She’d prefer he get a better official impression of her, thank you very much.

“I see…” Todoroki said thoughtfully, and when she looked at him he had the book softly tapping against his chin, his eyes downcast low as he was lost in thought.

She wondered if she should say something as they neared a bend around the castle, but his eyes snapped forward and grew hardened before she was able to decide.

“I have to go, I still have one more lap to run.” He handed Momo her book back, his cool fingers grazing hers as she accepted it. A shocked feeling was left where his fingers had touched, and Momo smiled, ignoring the tingles. “Thank you, and I’ll see you around,…?” Todoroki said slowly, looking pointedly at her.

Momo realized with a start that he was waiting for her to introduce herself. Kicking herself in the shins mentally for forgetting her manners, Momo reached out a hand delicately.

“Oh, I’m sorry! I’m Momo, Momo Yaoyorozu.”

He took her hand firmly, and nodded in politeness.

“Shouto Todoroki.”

Letting go of each other’s hands, Todoroki turned around and stretched his arms above his head. Momo watched transfixed, as the wind blew especially hard, gifting her with lifting his shirt up slightly so she could see his muscled back. He turned his head to look at her over his shoulder, his sea green eye focusing on her.

“I’ll see you around then, Yaoyorozu.”

And just like that, he took off running again. Momo turned and started walking back indoors to join her friends in the great hall, her hand tingling from the ghost of his hand in hers, the warmth still lingering. Her heart beating wildly at his suggestion of meeting again… and from the way her last name had slide off his tongue so easily, almost like he had been born to say it and make her heart race.

And in a way, I suppose you could say he was.

#todomomo hogwarts au #'canon' for this au has changed now so most of what's talked about here isn't true anymore but I felt like posting this anyway :P #like Neito not being a good champion has changed #and the first time Momo and Shouto talk has changed #but this is still cute so *shrug*#enjoy if you want!#this isn't my best writing but oh well I'll live with it

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tabloidtoc · 3 years

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Closer, April 26

You can buy a copy of this issue for your very own at my eBay store: https://www.ebay.com/str/bradentonbooks

Cover: Mariska Hargitay on her mother Jayne Mansfield

Page 1: Contents

Page 2: The Big Picture -- Queen Elizabeth as a young girl with her sister Princess Margaret and their dogs in 1937

Page 4: During its annual Music Icons event, Julien's Auctions will put up for bid a spectacular collection of costumes, memorabilia and personal treasures from some of the industry's most celebrated stars, including Cher, Destiny's Child and Madonna -- items for sale include Cher's iconic If I Could Turn Back Time costume and Whitney Houston's Atelier Versace gown, both estimated to bring in between $20,000 and $30,000

Page 5: Kaley Cuoco is making a dream come true by playing legendary actress-singer Doris Day in an upcoming limited series -- Kaley has always wanted to star in a biopic and fully inhabit someone she admires, and Doris Day is right up her alley -- early in her career, Kaley was compared to wholesome Doris, so this is a dream job for her -- the series, which will be based on A.E. Hotchner's 1976 biography, will follow the star's career from her early days as a big band singer to her roles in classic movies like Pillow Talk, and also delve into Doris' troubled marriages -- the younger generation doesn't know much about her and Kaley can't wait to bring her story to life

* On April 4, Clive Davis, who launched the careers of everyone from Janis Joplin and Barry Manilow to Billy Joel and Aerosmith, celebrated his 89th birthday with a luxurious dinner at Miami hotspot Prime 112 and he was in great spirits, laughing and enjoying time with his family -- while turning 89 is enough reason to be festive, the gathering was especially meaningful to Clive, who was diagnosed with Bell's palsy, a condition that causes a temporary paralysis of the muscles in the face

Page 6: Picture Perfect -- Helen Mirren at the SAG Awards, Jennifer Lopez posing for In Style magazine, Orlando Bloom and the Easter Bunny

Page 8: Ellen Pompeo and Eric Dane taking a selfie on the beach celebrating Ellen's former co-star's cameo on Grey's Anatomy

Page 10: Rob Lowe swimming in the ocean

Page 12: Priyanka Chopra shared her excitement for spring's arrival in a yellow dress

Page 13: Elizabeth Banks showed off her "Rose garden" with this display of Betty White posters, Sharon Gless and Tyne Daly wearing Cagney & Lacey masks, Reese Witherspoon during a photo shoot for her Draper James clothing line with her pup Minnie Pearl

Page 22: Cover Story -- Jayne Mansfield -- her amazing untold story -- her intelligence, devotion and drive to succeed set her apart from other sexpots of the era -- Mariska Hargitay on her mom

Page 26: Martha Stewart -- age means nothing to me -- as she nears 80, the domestic diva looks ahead to new adventures

Page 33: Horoscopes -- Aries Jessica Lange turned 72 on April 20

Page 34: Entertainment -- Toni Collette on Stowaway, In the Spotlight -- Ed Helms

Page 36: On the Move -- Melissa Rivers

Page 38: Best Friends -- Nicole Kidman enjoys having quiet time with Louis who is the latest kitty to enter her family's menagerie of pets, Sylvester Stallone and his dog Buster

Page 39: Roma Downey and her dog Miss Ruby, John Travolta welcomes dog Jinx into his family, Zach Braff with an owl on his arm

Page 40: Great Escape -- Vicki Lawrence on Venice

Page 44: 5 Ways to Soothe Sensitive Skin

Page 46: Tony Orlando -- you've got to keep the faith -- the performer recalls his 60 years in showbiz and the lessons he learned the hard way

Page 50: Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson standing by their son Chet Hanks -- the Hollywood A-listers always put their family first

Page 52: Dick Van Dyke -- his secret acts of kindness -- the 95-year-old comedian has quietly been helping his neighbors in need

Page 54: Yvonne De Carlo -- a life of glamour and heartbreak -- this Hollywood film beauty accepted her most famous television role on The Munsters to save her family from disaster

Page 56: Style -- April Showers -- because you shouldn't have to sacrifice style on gloomy, rainy days -- Naomi Watts

Page 58: My Life in 10 Pictures -- Liam Neeson

Page 60: Flashback -- peek-a-boo dresses, newsboy caps, bath time

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radvee92 · 4 years

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Kris Jenner fires back at critics after Life

Has taken to Instagram to rave about daughter Kylie’s Keeping Up With The Kardashians spin-off truth show – after it becomes slammed by using critics.

The matriarch changed into on damage managed following reports Life of Kylie needed to be re-reduce in advance of the second episode to make it more thrilling.

The truth display chart’s the youngest of the Kardashian-Jenner clan’s charmed existence –

and turned into pitched to accurate misconceptions of the beauty queen teenager.

However, the show has been branded ‘boring’ and ‘fake’ with the aid of viewers and critics alike.

Defiant Kris took to social media to silence reviews after an LA TV supply revealed to The Sun the truth display became being hastily re-edited.

The Life Of Kylie changed into designed to accurate misconceptions of the teen (Image: E! Network)

The megastar said her efforts to take the suitable selfie (Image: E! Network)

Kris took to Instagram to praise her daughter (Image: Instagram/Kris Jenner) The matriarch thrilled: “Now THIS is the sort of e-mail I love to read from our network on a Friday afternoon!!!!!!! Congrats @kyliejenner and the whole team and crew!! We admire all of you a lot.”

She then shared a piece of writing that claimed the choicest of Life Of Kylie had introduced the highest-rated new docuseries launch on channel E! Of 2017.

Kris Jenner and Kylie Jenner Kris showed her help for her youngest baby (Image: Getty) However, a supply instructed the Sun: “The show turned into a disaster – no-one preferred it. The entire circle of relatives is panicking and the relaxation of the series is now being re-reduce to make it more interesting. ”

They introduced: “The ending of the second one episode needed extra bang – like Keeping Up With The Kardashians, you need some thing that visitors need to come returned for.

“Everyone’s worried that Kylie’s existence isn’t exciting enough for visitors who need drama and combating. They want to consist of extra pictures of her sister, Kim, as they assume people will song in to look at them.”

Khloe Kardashian, Kris Jenner, Kendall Jenner, Kourtney Kardashian, Kim Kardashian West, North West, Caitlyn Jenner and Kylie Jenner attend Kanye West Yeezy Season 3 at Madison Square Garden Viewers are stated to have complained they desired to peer greater of Kylie’s famous family (Image: Getty) Kylie, who later celebrated her twentieth birthday, spoke in a season most useful approximately her choice to stay a ‘regular’ existence away from the trappings of fame – however viewers struggled to narrate.

“Posting a selfie is tough because there’s lots of stress. It just needs Life to be perfect,” Kylie Jenner confessed to viewers critics

The lip kit multi-millionaire, who first appeared on Keeping Up With the Kardashians while she becomes simply nine, additionally admitted she felt like an outcast.

“There are aspects of me,” Kylie confessed. “There’s a photograph I sense constantly compelled to preserve up with.

“In order to live relevant for the public, I must be on Instagram and Snapchat just preserving humans entertained. And then there’s who I am around my pals.”

It’s no longer the primary time Kris has been gushing approximately her youngest on social media this week.

On Kylie’s 20th birthday, the momager shared five gushing posts, to reward the ‘lady she had to grow to be.’

“There is so much beforehand for you, my angel, and I can’t wait to peer what your 20s has in store!!” she stated.

Mirror Online has contacted a representative for Kylie for the remark.

“Life is the sum of all your choices.” – Albert Camus

You know, we can have the most enlightened beliefs about life and how life works but they can remain pretty much theoretical until we have an opportunity to practice our beliefs. [YAY Contrast?]

For example, I have for many years been aware of the power of choice. I have reminded myself on a daily basis that I get to choose. I have frequently tried to convince clients that they too get to choose. Perhaps this blog post will remind you of the awesome power of choice you possess.

Why is that important? Because we create our own reality through the choices we make.

So, the day before Thanksgiving 2015 I had an opportunity to take this understanding to a deeper level. My elderly mother had an accident at home and ended up spending a week in the hospital followed by six weeks in a rehab facility. I am her primary caretaker when she needs care and this situation was very difficult for me. For one thing, it broke my heart to see my sweet mother suffering and incapacitated. Second, I was called on to make her my priority and completely shift my schedule to tend to her needs. I’m in no way complaining; just explaining.

After three days I was exhausted both emotionally and physically and I felt like I was getting sick. In meditation that Saturday morning, something wonderful and much needed to happen. Like a lightning bolt, I received the profound clarity that:

I Am the Decision Maker for My Life and I Get to Choose!

In that moment, I took my power back. I was once again on top of my game. I was empowered and committed to moving forward in a state of alignment. I felt transformed and was filled with appreciation for that amazing shift.

After meditation that morning, I asked myself, “OK, then, if I’m the Decision Maker for my Life, what do I choose in this situation?” This is the list I wrote that day:

*I choose to stay well.

*I choose to be strong.

*I choose to move through this experience with ease and grace.

*I choose to trust that everything is unfolding perfectly.

*I choose to feel good even under these conditions.

And it worked! As I moved forward, whenever I started to feel sad or overwhelmed, I simply re-affirmed these choices and clicked back into my power.

I continue to have many opportunities to remind myself that I’m the decision maker for my life. And I can tell you that accepting the power and responsibility that come with truly being the decision maker for my life aligns me with bold, empowered choices as well as bold, empowered actions.

Since you’re the Decision Maker for Your Life, what do you choose?

Kathryn Corbin is a and the creator of Gold Star Coaching. Both her coaching practice and her three eBooks – “Dining at the Cosmic Cafe, How to Be and Do and Have Whatever You Desire;” “Manifesting from the Inside Out with the Law of Attraction;” and “Think and Grow Thin with the Law of Attraction” – are designed to empower you to truly live the life of your dreams. To contact Kathryn and download a free copy of her eBook “Magical Musings on the LOA,

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