#skylera is just skyler with a 1st declension ending

[scleramotif]

BREAKING BAD IF IT WAS ANCIENT ROME:

valter vitus: jessus. we need to cook. im very sick jessus and my family needs money that we'll make from cooking meth.

jessus pinkvir: yo mr vitus thats crazy but like i dont know just hope that Aesculapius will heal you or something. bitch dont ask me i have to go fight in a war im to busy worrying about maniples to worry about meth and what the hell even is that bitch

valter vitus: jessus you dont understand. skylera and valter vitus need this money.

jessus pinkvir: bitch just ask your patronus for money then i dont know mr vitus

valter vitus: JESSUS!!!!!! I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS

#ok i need to explain some things. walter is valter and white is vitus becuase they didnt have the letter w and v is pronounced like w. #im deciding that walter is third declension but white is 2nd declension bc idk #jessus pinkvir is just a 2nd declension ending on jesse #and pinkvir is me being really really funny because vir is the latin word for man #Aesculapius is the roman god of healing or whatever #also walt jr just has the same name as walt bc thats how they did it idk #skylera is just skyler with a 1st declension ending #and patronus is NOT the shit from h*rry p*tter its the latin word for patron #as in the patron-client system of ancient rome #hope this was a good explanation of everything #history of rome #brba