#sit in his lap all pretty

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Since the Neighborhood are adventurers, I'd like to imagine they travel by sea a fair amount of times too! A nice boat trip while occasionally breaking out into a sea shanty, eh? (And for gits and shiggles, to keep up with the whole.. Eddie in water joke, I imagine the poor guy is clumsy enough to go overboard. He may not be unconscious during it, but it wouldn't make it any less funny with the group desperately trying to pull him back aboard-)

OH OH OH allow to ramble at length about this!!! what an idea!!! i fucking love boats & the ocean & being on the water so this ask is checking all my boxes rn

first i imagine that the length of their trips varies wildly, along with the quality due to the glorious variation in weather & bodies of water. and i'm choosing to believe this universe uses tall ships instead of like... fantasy steam ships. because i fucking love tall ships. the sails, the rigging, the elegance... an absolute bitch to maintain and maneuver <3

i imagine that depending on the ship, captain, and size of the crew, the Neighborhood may be required to help out to earn their keep. especially since they're a crew of nine eight, and some ships are woefully understaffed!

I'd imagine that Poppy sometimes takes the cook's job if the crew is currently lacking one (or if the cook wants a fucking break, jeebus it's a demanding job. there's a reason ship cooks in moves/tv are always stern & serious). Barnaby can probably charm his way into doing nothing but provide music/entertainment (much to Sally's aggravation). everyone else are plain deckhands

of course i imagine that that doesn't always happen! plenty of ships are probably content to just take their coin and tranport them. some of them (Eddie, Poppy) may still wheedle their way into helping out though. they strike me as characters that can't Not help

who i imagine loves their little water journeys: Barnaby, Wally, Sally, Wormie

neutral: Frank, Julie

hates it: Poppy, Howdy, Eddie

allow me to provide reasoning!!

Barnaby's impeccable balance probably means that he's stable as a rock even in choppy waters, and i'm reasoning that he doesn't get seasick either. his vestibular system is as solid as his sea legs! he probably finds the whole experience relaxing as anything. He gets to just recline on the bowsprit's base or wherever he isn't in the way & smoke/play his accordion/nap.

Wally just has such a love of life and new things, so why wouldn't he love being on the water? it's different! it's new every time! there are ample things to learn about and do! Home probably keeps his systems stable so that he doesn't have to deal with seasickness. though it probably takes him a little bit to find his sea legs... catch him stumbling around like a lil newborn lamb. sometimes he is facedown on the deck <3 i imagine he'd enjoy going aloft!

Sally would probably love the inherent romanticism and adventure of it all. Who knows what dangers and glory they may face! I bet she writes up a storm during this time - plenty of story material! food for the imagination! what does Anne say... Scope for the imagination, i believe! i bet she also loves having a captive audience. Literally. they're stuck on this ship with her <3

so many lines for Wormie to climb... so many little places to crawl into... new people to trick into giving her treats... down time where the Neighborhood is relaxing in one place. abundant time for affection!

Frank probably doesn't have strong feelings about it. It's a boring ship with no bugs or things to do. Except when he manages to rope crew members into having a lil impromptu fight club. Or when the Neighborhood is put to work - i wonder if he'd find the maintenance soothing or pleasant... or if he'd relish in the hard work of pulling lines

Julie is likely in a similar boat (ha) as Frank. once the initial "wow! whoah!" wears off, it can get boring! and games are limited - there's only so much you can do on a ship (depending on the size of the ship of course), and there might be strict rules to keep passengers out of the crew's way and to lower risk. She probably entertains herself by "bothering" her friends and the crew & cloudgazing.

Poppy... do i need to explain? wooden ship on the ocean, which i understand can be terrifying. who knows what lurks below the waters? if the weather will change on a dime? if one of the flammable things on board catches fire? if the ship hits something? etc. I imagine it's impossible to get her to go above decks. They have to literally push her statue-frozen body onto the ship when they first board

Howdy! honestly i just think it'd be really fucking funny if he gets Violently seasick! like, curled into a ball in his bunk & involuntarily making agonized noises. he sounds like a ghost w/ all the pained moaning. his sea legs suck unless he stances all four at the right distance to anchor himself in place. he's a weak, sickly, fragile little thing, take mercy on him... he doesn't even have the strength left to swindle or sell...

Eddie. now we get to the point of anon's ask - his sea legs would be nonexistent. he's staggering and stumbling all over the place. the ship just barely tilts and he's smacking into a mast or careening across the deck. and of course, hitting the guardrails at precisely the right speed/angle to allow him to tumble overboard. i bet this happens enough that every time the Neighborhood is so much as on a dock, there is at least one person either holding his arm or acting as a barrier between him and the water. as soon as they get on any ship, he's immediately sent below decks. any attempt he makes to come up is instantly blocked.

there's a lot of both comedic and angst potential there. small ship, calm waters? comedic. some neighbors are playing cards, there's on off-screen splash & Frank immediately sighs and gets up all "god damn it, Eddie-". lmao im imagining him floating there and rapid-fire blabbering in fear 'cause there's a shark (it's not a shark. it's a dolphin. everyone on board is so unimpressed.) he's sobbing in fear as they pull him in <3

but angst? imagine there's a storm. imagine it's an all-hands-on-deck situation, every available hand is needed, and Eddie is strong as fuck - he'd be a monster at pulling lines. probably wouldn't even need to sweat them. but a violently rocking ship, slick decks, maybe even waves splashing over the deck... oof i can so easily imagine Eddie slipping & sliding right over the side. maybe while the others watch. maybe they try to grab him, but they're too late. and in such a horrible storm, there's not much they can do - it's dark, the water is incredibly turbulent, the ship can't turn around easily, there's torrential rain. a high stress situation! i'm imagining Frank grabbing a lifebuoy, firmly fastening it to a pin, and then throwing himself overboard after Eddie. something to think about! (i'm imagining that after the storm clears up enough, everyone rushes to the side to check. Eddie & Frank are trailing after the boat, lashed to the buoy and exhausted. maybe a little banged up, but overall fine!)

and then yeah.... oh the shanties Barnaby could lead... the whole ship sings! and then them all in their bunks (or in their hammocks!) in the [insert term for living quarters here, it can vary] when its sleepytime. y'all would not believe the shenanigans that can occur in the fo'c'sle (or the main hold, basically wherever the ship's sleeping quarters are), especially before actual sleep occurs. peak silly time.

there's a lot of potential here, thank you anon!

like now i'm thinking - what about sea monsters? or jobs that Require them to go on the water, as in the job takes place on a ship? ocean battles! ocean searches!

#since eddie is pretty much banished to the holds no matter what #i imagine he & poppy are the main neighbors looking after howdy in his frail sickly state #im imagining eddie sitting on the bunk with howdy in his lap #howdy feels someone petting his hair and blearily cracks his eyes open to be all '...barn...?' #barnaby: *is actually eddie* #howdy: *groans & squeezes his eyes shut* oh god not You... #eddie: *mildly offended* hey now... #im also having a lot of fun imagining frank & eddie after they get reeled in after the storm debacle #they'd just flop onto the deck. exhausted. waterlogged. still holding hands though #they'd probably end up with colds... snifflin and sippin tea while cuddled up in a bunk under the same blanket... #everyone hovering nervously because for quite a while there they actually thought they Lost them both for good.... #SO MUCH POTENTIAL #i imagine that howdy actively avoids jobs where he knows they'll have to take a boat #oh his dismay and horror on the times he comes along and they have to unexpectedly go on the water.... #even if its just a short trip across a river you know howdy is bent over the stern & feeding the fishes #LMAO WAIT #im imagining wally going over too but in a really funny way. he's standing normally but when the ship tilts too hard #he just slides across the deck and right off the ship. not even blinking or moving. he just goes 'oh! im sliding now' #and everyone turns just in time to watch him vanish over the side w/ perfectly posture #i think this is a situation where barnaby would toss his hat to the side and jump right in after him lmao #but in a funny way! the waters are Calm! the ship is Slow! he climbs right back on with wally (perfectly fine) slung over his shoulder #home lectures wally the best they can w/ the language barrier <3 and barn resolves to teach wally how to swim #because apparently that's not in his skillset! he just falls in the water and Sinks! well. he floats for a minute until he inevitably sinks #& he does not react to it at all. he's exact opposite of eddie on the 'how they handle being in water' scale #eddie: lowkey panics. swims for safety #wally: lets it happen <3

[hellfireeddiemunson]

“I want to sit on Eddie’s lap” this and “I wanna sit on Eddie’s lap” that. What if I want Eddie to sit on MY lap ? Then what ?

#i say this like I don’t talk about wanting to sit on his lap all the time #but imagine if he could just sit on my lap and I could call him pretty while he looked down at me !??!?!?! #the dream!!!!!!!! i wanna reach up and toy with his hair and be like arent u the prettiest boy I’ve ever seen? and make him blush #idk where this energy is coming from but I’m here for it tbh #eddie munson

[plistommy]

Steve needs to always sit on Eddie’s lap.

When Eddie plays D&D with the guys? Steve’s on his lap. When they’re just casually hanging out with Robin? Steve’s on his lap again.

And Eddie doesn’t mind one bit.

He loves having Steve on his lap. He gets to show his pretty boyfriend off to his friends all day.

And well, it’s also easier access to fuck the other when Steve gets on his lap. Once they’re alone, of course.

#Steve on Eddie’s lap #NGHHHHH #I LOVE THAT #SO MUCH #The pretty boy deserves to sit on that boys lap #And get all of his attention! #steddie #eddie munson #steve harrington #steve x eddie #eddie munson x steve harrington #stranger things #st #stranger things season 4 #stranger things 4 vol 2

[jello-shots-n-lemon-drops]

He says “I like to own things” and all I can think about is how handsome he’d look holding my leash.

#eli.txts #mlm nsft #nblm nsft #autistic nsft #trans nsft #ownership #bd/sm kink #i want to sit in his lap n whisper all the things he should do to me in his ear #by gods pretty boy #you have the advantage PLEASE TAKE IT

[wayfinderships]

FF guys, am i right?👉👈

#Pan gushes #“Panchi I think you may have a type” MAYBE I DO #But I love them all so much!!! #Zack is so sweet and handsome and funny and amazing-agjsngjsjfjdjfkd My favorite porcupine <3 #His hair is so spikey-agjsjfjdjf Makes me wonder what it looks like when it's wet #Also the earring!! gkdngkdkf I'm not an earring person but for the longest time I've debated getting one like Zack's so we can match👉👈 #My s/i does wear an earring though! it's so neat!! #Oh and P.rompto and Noct are so pretty!!! #Hehe my bfs! they're both the cutest ever! #I love hanging out with them so much! #Either it be playing video games to together or watching shows/movies or chatting while on the Regalia-It's all fun! #And it's extra fun to tease them both and make them blush hehe! #Years after the three of them are together and such-My s/i loves to fluster the two by calling them “my kings” #but it comes with the downside that it's easy to counter once Noct or P.rompto mention that the whole Royalty thing would also apply to them #Agjsjfjsjfkd Easy for my s/i to fluster and be flustered #Oh and of course I saved the best for last!! SNOW MY HUSBAND!! <3 #I love him so so much! #The fact that the new world at the end of the third game seems to just be the modern world #means that It's pretty easy for me to imagine him being with me when I do everyday things! it's so fun! #Sitting on his lap while I play games. or cooking dinner for the both of us. going shopping together- #gjdbgjdjf the smallest things make me all fluttery! #Earlier I was thinking about how he works out at the gym pretty often #and he'd absolutely be the type to send photos to my s/i after a workout. makes my s/i flustered every time! #Afjsbfjdjfk Apologies this gush post got so long! I just love them all so much!! smooch smooch for them! #f/o: ❄️ #f/o: 🐶 #f/o: 💤 #f/o: 📷

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

deep sigh

#they just made a beautiful man and now i have to be normal abt him. ://// #i just want to treat him nicely is that so much to ask #i wanna massage his shoulders and back & hold his hands and warm them up & kiss his stupid face #is that so wrong!!! that i want to straddle him and kiss all over his stupid fuckin face like GOD!!!!!!! #not to be abnormal abt hands again but i want to kiss his too also pretty please. like a gentleman or smth #but More also his palms and his fingertips and waaaaaaaaa #you know that thing where like youre sitting on the couch with someone and they have their legs over your lap so you like #rub their knee or whatever??? #god i just to do stupid domestic touchy stuff with him #hug him and hold him and squeeze him and kiss him is this so much to ask #sobs #posting posting 💕

[lannisterdaddyissues]

Bill and Rita

OMG CAL U HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW REAL AND TRUE THIS IS TO ME ,,, THE TEARS IN MY FUCKING EYES ,,, IVE BEEN OBSESSING OVER THIS FOR 7 HOURS STRAIGHT SKSAKFKASKDAKDAJHJA

but fr tho trophy wife bill is CANON and no one will ever take it away from me, he has one job and it is to look pretty and be rita’s arm candy 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

#no really i love it when people write fluffy postcanon fics where they stay together or get married after the war #and bill follows rita all over the globe doing press and stuff and is basically just there for eye candy reasons #like seriously i still can’t believe his day job is fucking MEDIA RELATIONS of all things #that is THEE most pretty boy babygirl princess job any commissioned officer in the us army could ever have #ask #reply #calkale #mutual #edge of tomorrow #billrita #thank u SO MUCH for sending this to me it has added millions of years to my lifespan #many thoughts head full of him sitting in her lap what have u done to me… fuckin babygirl lookin ass middle aged man….

[transboykirito]

asuna sits in kazuto's lap while they play the sims and then she makes him cover his eyes while she chooses sleepwear and swimwear for them

#bc of course she makes them in sims #and yui obviously #sword art online #sao #kirisuna #like hed have his arms around her while she's playing and hes mostly watching and sometimes she asks his opinion on an outfit #and then she gets to swimwear and sleepwear and just gets SO flustered #shed either put them both in onesies and wetsuits to avoid embarrassment #OR she spends so much time making a pretty lingerie set for her sleepwear and then blushes when kazuto sees it #while sitting on his lap. like. she does not see the irony of it at all

[1980ssunflower]

MY PRETTY ANGEL... 🥺😭💖💖

#f/o:💖what a fool believes🎸 #tape entry circa 1980 #BANGING MY FISTS ON THE TABLE GOD FUCK #HES SO SO.... AOUAHGHH #I FEEL NAUSEOUS FROM HOW IN LOVE W HIM I AM #AND HOW FUCKING BEAUTIFUL HE IS #MY PRECIOUS BABY BOY ONE OF THE LOVES OF MY LIFE #my heart just aches for him... 🥺💖💖 #i want to pick him up and cover him in kisses #have him sit all pretty in my lap while i kiss him until we're out of breath #and i obviously just want to hear him play his guitar and sing.... #mmm i want him to sing 'rattled' by the traveling wilburys #itd be real cute for him to sing that for me #and id LOVE to hear how he sings it too #id love to jump in and sing it along w him 🥰

[oscalesoffeeling]

handsome old man <33333

#kissing him with tongue... we are running off into the sunset hand in hand and we r giggling about it. jsyk. #thinking about him. always. *laugh track* (< bringing this joke back. don't ask.) #i am sitting on his lap and telling him about my day rn and he is cradling me close and kissing my forehead #bc i'm a pretty little boyyy i'm his little guyy (pronounced goi) and i am his forever and ever and i wub him soooo much...... #we r going to take a bath later maybe... hopefully if i can convince myself to. #i wanna hold him in my arms and kiss him mwah mwah mwah !!! all over his beautiful handsome face.... his nose :^) his wrinkles his smile :^) #ellie rambles about stuff #he spun the stars on his fingernails (tag)

[zappedbyzabka]

#Imagining an au where Jimmy (and maybe the other cobras) is a college professor #and Johnny is his student that he’s kind of infatuated with and vice versa #but he tries so hard not to look at the pretty boy gazing at him with a pen in his mouth #Tries not to let the dirty thoughts take over when Johnny stays after class and lazes around him and his desk like a careful cat #bending over it to ‘look at his homework’ right in front of Jimmy’s face (and Jimmy is so distracted he lets him go though #all the homework.) Johnny eventually sitting in his lap because ‘There are no closer seats professor’ #playing with Jimmy’s glasses and telling him he’s cute #(actively picturing those big eyes and thick glasses looking up at him while he eats Johnny out) #Then leaving like he didn’t just get Jimmy hard as a rock #And if the other cobras are also professors. they share this issue (though Johnny finds his sluttiness targeting Jimmy because he’s nerdy) #Eventually Jimmy breaks and spankes him with a ruler before laying him back on his desk and fucking him hard until his glasses skew #or straight up fall off (omfg Johnny would sweetly put them back on Jimmy with shaky hands and a dazed brain) #tony o'dell #Jimmy x Johnny

[milflewis]

Um hi. I heard we're yelling about yukierre???? Well i would just like to say that i have not stopped thinking about how pierre looked at yuki in that AlphaTauri video....like????? Theres not a single heterosexual part of that....the "i dont usually take boys to the movies but ill take you"......the LAP SITTING???????????????????????? H ELLO

‘i don’t usually take boys to the movies but i’ll take you’ like pierre pls….how are you so gay that you no homo something that is ALREADY no homo (like the cinema?? cmon) so much that you make it gay. it is his greatest talent i think

YUKI SITTING IN PIERRE’S LAP I WILL NEVER RECOVER. pierre just blue screening computer is shutting down and Freezing when yuki does it. yuki grinning to himself. and then pierre saying ‘i don’t want kids rn. get off’ like ik he meant yuki is acting like a kid but my first thought was pierre telling yuki to get off his lap cause he’s this 🤏 close to making him pregnant

#the power of pierre’s gayness. making shit that is no homo gay and impregnating people by having them sit on his lap. fully clothed. #pls im sorry this is all over the place. i have covid and my brain is still broken from kyle saying yuki in lingerie and #me writing a whole ass fic in the gc bc of it #just. the religious imagery !! the teasing !! the trust between them !! the softness !! #i am ALWAYS up for screaming about yukierre. it’s what i’ve spent the entire day doing pretty much #knifebitch #niamh.asks

[osaemu]

GOJO SATORU: ❛❛ YES, I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, AND YES, SHE'S REAL! ❜❜

.ೃ࿐ streamer!au: what happens when your gamer boyfriend brings you on-screen for the first time?

contents: fem!reader. use of she/her pronouns + reader is referred to as gojo's girlfriend. toji slander bcs he deserves it.

author's note: everyone welcome streamer!gojo to the world! he'll be here for a while...

"oh, please," satoru laughs, leaning back and grinning at the screen in front of him. he tosses his hair, but it falls back into his eyes just seconds later. "no way you guys all thought i would lose that one. c'mon, have some faith in me!"

you watch satoru reply to the hundreds of comments lighting up the side of his monitor, smiling endearingly at the way he laughs at some and practically chortles at others.

it was only after the two of you started dating that satoru disclosed his streaming hobby, and to your surprise, he was pretty popular. thousands of people tuned in to watch him play some game or another every night, and well, it paid better than you'd expect.

satoru whistles, hands resting comfortably behind his head as a particular question catches his attention. "ah, do i have a girlfriend?" he muses, grinning as he shoots a quick side-glance at you. "yeah," he continues, snorting when what looks like a flurry of no fucking way's flood the chat.

he clicks his tongue disappointedly, shaking his head in mock disbelief. "what, did all eight thousand of you think i couldn't pull? thanks a lot," satoru deadpans, waving his hand and sighing dramatically. "i don't know what any of you mean. i'm a catch!"

you snicker at that, and your laughter only increases when satoru turns and gapes at you. he juts his bottom lip out, face sinking into an adorable pout at he crosses his arms. "even my own girlfriend's laughing at me," he mumbles petulantly. "hmph!"

satoru sticks his tongue out at you childishly, and you blow a kiss back. he pretends to faint before turning back to his monitor, quickly skimming the comments before he gasps. "what do you mean, she probably doesn't exist?!" he sputters, clutching his heart exaggeratedly.

the look on his face is priceless — imagine getting told by thousands of people that one, they think you can't pull, and two, that they don't even believe your significant other exists. naturally, satoru reacts as dramatically as ever. he pretends to ignore everyone in the comments before calling them out individually.

"oh, i see you, toji... fishy-guru," satoru gripes, wagging his finger at his screen. "my girlfriend exists and she's mine! don't even think about it." he pauses, squinting at the chat before correcting himself with an eyeroll. "fushiguro. whatever. either way, she's real and she's all mine."

satoru swivels his chair to face you, making an incredulous face as he gestures to the screen. "can you believe this?" he grumbles, ocean-blue eyes focused on you. "these guys don't think you're real."

you shrug, toying with the corner of his sheets as you smile back at satoru. he's so childish, but that's just one of the many things you adore about him. sure, he's an annoying brat, but at least he's a total sweetheart too.

your boyfriend extends his hand, beckoning you to come over to him. "c'mon, darling," he cooes, scrunching up his nose at you. "wanna help me prove these losers wrong?" satoru mouths please, and the puppy eyes he gives you are cute enough to convince you.

so you hop off his bed, running a hand through your hair as you stroll over to where he sits in front of his monitor. beaming like a kid on his birthday, satoru takes your hand and twines his fingers with yours.

smiling smugly, satoru pulls you on screen and into his lap, wrapping his arms around your waist and resting his chin on your shoulder. you watch the chat erupt with she's real's and how did he pull a girl like her's and smile, flicking satoru's forehead affectionately.

he ignores the thousands of dumbstruck users in his comments and holds you close to his chest, adjusting his grip on your waist to make his lap as comfortable as possible for you. satoru's adoring eyes are fixed on you, only you, even as his chat explodes.

suguru-geto: haha i already knew

toji-fushiguro: how the fuck did a loser like him pull her?

yuuji-itadori: gojo has a girlfriend??? what did i miss??

#osaemu #streamer!gojo #gojo x reader #satoru gojo x reader #jjk x reader #gojo x you #gojo x y/n #satoru gojo x you #satoru gojo x y/n #jjk x you #jjk x y/n #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu kaisen x you #jujutsu kaisen x y/n #gojo satoru x reader #gojo satoru x you #gojo satoru x y/n #gojo fluff #jjk fluff #satoru gojo fluff #gojo satoru fluff #jujutsu kaisen fluff #gojo drabbles #jjk drabbles

[kangpingyu]

ONEWE saying goodbye to WEVEs | 26 April 2024 Fansign

#onewe #beautiful ashes #planet nine: isotropy #원위 #추억의 소각장 #OK but im obsessed with the contrast in styles with yh and kh's outfits #kh looks all prim proper and pretty and yh has all his buttons undone #reminds me of that convo they had filming roommate abt what kind of students they were bfgfjdhsafjksd #+ im not sure i even want to talk abt the way kh is practically sitting in yh's lap #they've been so clingy ever since military service ended #/rant over #dm harin and giuk looked so pretty today too! #these outfits are def my fave of this era #KPY OG #KPY gif

[thefallofruins]

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT.

◈Sukuna who doesn't bother to even look at his concubines after he's done fucking them. He expects them to be gone immediately.

◈Sukuna who would love how they cower and tremble in fear and excitement, gaze turned down as they couldn't muster the courage to even look at him, reminding him of how powerful he is.

◈Sukuna who feels just the slightest of tingle in his heart when your pretty, innocent eyes meet his cold ones, and turn back down immediately, making him chuckle.

◈Sukuna who decides you're his favourite that day.

◈Sukuna who loves fucking you, watching you tremble in pleasure are he corrupts you, your innocent eyes looking at him so pleadingly, as if he is your god. Loves to see you covered in his marks, proudly claiming you.

◈Sukuna who hates it when his other concubines make noises. It's annoying, he thinks. But is greedy to hear your soft moans and noises that you make for him. Music to his ears.

◈Sukuna who fucks you till you're in tears, withering under him from pure pleasure, clinging onto his strong arms as you're stuffed full of him, making you squirt over and over on his cock till you can't anymore.

◈Sukuna who eats you out, spending hours between your plush thighs, licking, sucking on your puffy pussy, fucking you dumb with just his tongue, just to hear you moan out his name as he feasts.

◈Sukuna who raises an eyebrow when you gather your kimono and bow, signaling that you're leaving.

"Where do you think you're going?" He says gruffly and demands you to get back in his bed.

◈Sukuna who let's you sleep on his bed beside him, admiring how your lips part as a sweet slumber indulges you, who brushes bothersome strands of hair away from your face and doesn't understand why he does this.

◈Sukuna who let's you sit on his lap, your head resting against his broad chest as you trace the markings on his shoulder with gentleness unknown to him.

◈Sukuna who doesn't remember when he last saw the other concubines.

◈Sukuna who, even months later, doesn't find himself bored of you. Who swears his lips curl whenever he sees you smile. Who wants to see more of it instead.

◈Sukuna who swears he'll have the heads of the concubines who mocked you, bullied you out of envy, telling you that you'd be replaced one day. You never see them again after that day, but do see his the white of his kimono stained red.

◈Sukuna who brushes your tears away with his thumbs, holding you close to him. "My Queen," he says, watching your eyes widen at his words with a huge smirk.

◈Sukuna who captures your lips with his soon after. Who found his precious little Queen and intends keeps her safe at all costs.

#jujutsu sukuna #jjk smut #ruins posts #sukuna smut #sukuna x reader #jujutsu kaisen smut #jujustsu kaisen x reader #sukuna x you #sukuna x y/n #jjk x reader #jjk x you #jjk x y/n #sukuna fluff

[fmhobeus]

fwb!suguru who knew he wanted to fuck when he first laid eyes on you. then wanted to take you out to endless dinners to chat his ears off when he first spoke to you.

fwb!suguru who grew to like you without fucking you, almost forgot it was what he wanted you for – a life together or a night together?

fwb!suguru whose dick got painfully hard when you taunted him, rolled your eyes at him or outwitted him. he lived for your sassiness.

fwb!suguru who happened to fuck you on a random night unexpectedly and it changed the trajectory of his life.

fwb!suguru who stayed after every dick appointment. cuddled with you on the bed, watched movies or your favourite TV show, ordered take out and held you in his arms till you both inevitably fell asleep.

fwb!suguru who couldve sworn he wasn't in love with you. he would still fuck other people (and then come back to you, poor baby was thinking of you the whole time)

fwb!suguru whose grown accustomed to your presence. he calls you when he isn't feeling okay, you call him when something bothers you. he's grown used to you telling him all about work, how you got your nails done, how you saw a cute cat near your apartment. trivial details, which coming from anyone else he would hang up, but he looks forward to them with you.

fwb!suguru who eventually stops fucking other people and is just your man, without you knowing.

fwb!suguru who is determined to mark you up in placed people will notice. your neck, your thighs, your collarbones.

fwb!suguru who believes in giving you his all. all of his long girthy dick that pumps you full it should be criminal, his long slim fingers that have made you orgasm so often and hit that deep spot with unbeat ease, his long tounge... oh god his tounge. he thinks maybe even his long life ahead is yours too, all yours. his little kids too maybe? he doesn't like to think too much about that.

fwb!suguru who has to have your pussy checked with his tounge daily. he has to lap up your insides no matter any circumstances. his voice purrs across your body when he talks you through your orgasm.

"mhmm yeah cum all over my face beautiful, I know you want to"

fwb!suguru who gets sick at the thought of you sitting so pretty for another man when you tell him you're going on a date. suguru who looks so disturbed at the thought of another man even looking at his pretty girl who isn't really his.

fwb!suguru who takes you to corporate events just so he can call you his girlfriend, even if it's just pretend. when you question him it's always "easier explanation than a friend i fuck on the regular, isn't it?"

fwb!suguru who knows how you like your coffee in the morning. he knows what you like for breakfast, your comfort food, your hobbies, your favourite movies, your least favourite movies, your icks, your past. he knows you like he knows himself. he thinks of you when he passes your favourite cafe, he texts you when he sees something in the colour you like.

fwb!suguru who is sure he hasn't felt this way before, who is so vulnerable with you that it scares the shit out of him.

fwb!suguru who is afraid, angered at everything about you. he's angry at how you lull him into a sense of security, how you hold him, how sweet your voice sounds when you call him by his name, how you take care of him, how you listen to him. he hates how your pussy clenches his dick for dear life, milking it dry and how you never let a drop of his cum go to waste, licking it up like a little slut. he's fearful too. about losing you. about where loving you the way he does leads. loving you? wait. he loves you? fuck. fuck. fuck. this hasn't been according to plan at all.

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