#simple guy @ heart w/ simple wants nd simple needs but Those Needs Still Usually Arent Met etc etc etc.

[spider-man-2o99]

do u think miguel has 2 deal with stinky bitter venombreath in th mornings... how could u even Try to cover that up. lord. miguel just inexplicably always carries around those specific extremely-flavored hard candies in his pockets like a Grandma in case of Emergencies bcuz the taste of mint is Overwhelming 2 him but now he seems like even MORE of a cryptid to the people around him who don't Know About the whole Spider-Thing,,

#talking tag #spider-man 2099 #spiderman 2099 #miguel o'hara #HI yes i do still make hc posts i just got a lil quiet lately because i #[TV STATIC NOISE] #thank u 4 understanding lol. <3 #ive been Chewing on this one for Days but i think im just gonna hafta accept that my borked senses just aint suited 4 this task. #i must Outsource my Flavor Queries . #ANYwaygs 4 sciences sake say if ur wretched spider teeth produced Incredibly Bitter Incredibly Concentrated Liquid while u were unconscious. #what does the jury think would be this sad little clowns go-to palette-cleanser brekky. what do We The Peobple think. #me i think his Specialest Most Favorite Breakfast Treat is. like. literally just plain buttered blueberry muffins made from box mix y/k #simple guy @ heart w/ simple wants nd simple needs but Those Needs Still Usually Arent Met etc etc etc. #usually just has his optionally untoasted slice of white bread nd novelty mugs worth of Black Coffee nd goes on w/ his day.