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steveshairychest · 1 year
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Fashion designer Steve, who accepts a contract to have Rockstar Eddie Munson wear his designs in the latest addition of vogue, but the thing is, he hates Eddie. Hates his cocky smile, his music, the way he called Steve 'doll' the first time they met at some celebrity's birthday party made his skin crawl. But Steve isn't stupid. Eddie's hot, popular and Steve's latest line would look amazing on him. This is the only reason he accepts the deal. If people saw Eddie wearing his designs, they would buy them. Plain and simple.
Steve spends all morning before the shoot dreading having to deal with loud, obnoxious Eddie Munson. He chain smokes on the roof of his studio and tries to remind himself of all the pros of this shoot, of how influential Eddie is. The cons are way longer than the pros.
It's barely past 8am when the studio doors open and in walks the cause of his current headache, but there's something different about this man nervously walking into his studio to the one he's so used to seeing and avoiding at parties. There's no dramatic entrance, no tight leather pants and way too much eye-liner. There's just this... guy. He's in fucking sweatpants and what looks like a pyjama shirt that's been worn way too much, and his hair is tied up in a loose bun that shows off all the earrings he isn't wearing.
"Hi, I'm Eddie." He sticks out his hand politely for a hand shake and Steve is so shocked. He may have squeezed his hand a bit too tightly. "I'm super excited for the shoot! I love your designs." He's smiling at Steve but it's soft, genuine, gentle. It lacks the severity, the cockiness of the smiles he's seen before.
"Uh, thanks." Steve says dumbly and just walks away to the rack of clothes he has picked out for Eddie. "It's just me and you today. Is that okay with you? I work better when it's just me and the model." Steve takes all of his own photos, makes all his designs, does all the make-up and set design. In this industry, he's learned that if you want something done right, you need to do it yourself.
When Steve turns back around, Eddie is standing in the middle of the studio, awkwardly twisting the fabric of his shirt while rocking back onto the balls of his feet. "Yep, that's cool. It's totally cool. Cool as." His cheeks are bright red and he keeps looking around the empty studio, looking anywhere but at Steve.
"Are you nervous?" Steve asks. Nervous and Eddie Munson don't seem like two things that go together in Steve's mind. He's seen Eddie walk out onto a stage in front of thousands of people and thrust against a microphone while singing about sex. But doing a shoot alone with Steve makes him nervous?
"Yeah, you could say I'm a little nervous." He chuckles awkwardly and twirls a loose strand of hair that has fallen from the bun. "I've kind of always wanted to do a shoot with you and I'm terrified I'm going to fuck it up."
That's.. not what Steve was expecting.
"Oh." He says simply, not quite sure what to say to something like that.
"Did I just fuck it up?" Eddie drops the piece of hair and the absolute horror on his face causes Steve to smile.
He shakes his head and hands Eddie an armful of clothes. "Go get changed, pretty boy. You haven't fucked up, if anything you've just secured a permanent spot on my roster." He looks Eddie up and down once. "I like this version of you."
Eddie laughs. "You like my pyjamas?"
"No, you. You seem more real, less, no offence, douchey."
Eddie shrugs and nods in agreement, a few more strands of brown curls fall free. Steve will have to fix that. He wants Eddie's hair up for the shoot. He wants to be able to see every facial expression when Steve tells him how good he is. At posing, that is.
"Being a regular dude isn't what sells albums, unfortunately. So, I've gotta play the part. I've gotta sell sex and make myself seem otherworldly, untouchable, so that people will want me, want my music." He says this with a shrug, acts like it's just a casual thing to say. Steve can see that it's more than that though, can see how much Eddie dislikes having to play pretend to get people to like him.
He nods over to the small dressing room. "You don't have to be anyone else today. I just want Eddie. Only wear what you're comfortable in. I'll order us some breakfast, yeah?" He tries to make Eddie feel comfortable, tries to release some of the tension that had settled in the air by being friendly, a lot friendlier than he normally is with celebrity models. He usually tries to keep a distance from them.
"Pizza?" Eddie asks hopefully.
Steve scrunches up his nose and raises an eyebrow in question. "For breakfast? Really?" That didn't surprise him at all. Eddie's a rockstar. He's probably never had a balanced meal in his life.
Steve ignores the little voice in his head that whispers I could cook for him, make sure he's eating well and looking after himself.
"Yes, really. Extra anchovies, please."
"I've changed my mind. You've fucked it up. Go home."
Steve hears Eddie cackle as he slams the dressing room door shut and it's a surprisingly nice sound. Not as grating and obnoxious as the fake laugh he'd been subjected to at a party last year, it's a warm, almost melodic sound and it makes Steve's lips twitch into a smile.
Maybe this shoot won't be as torturous as he'd thought it would be.
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navnae · 1 year
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You best believe Eddie will kiss Steve on national television with every chance he get. All over social media it’s become a running joke between Corroded Coffin fans how many times Eddie can sneak a kiss on tv between him and Steve, even he’s keeping count (108 times and counting to be exact!). Steve thinks the joke is absolutely ridiculous because Eddie always does it when he least expect it making him blush extremely hard. His flustered face is always turned into a meme that Eddie goes out of his way to show everyone, Steve on the other hand starts planning his revenge and what he can do to get Eddie back. So he takes the joke into his own hands then he starts to be the one to initiate the kiss while the cameras are rolling and the look on Eddie’s face is priceless. Basically a competition between Steve and Eddie forms, whoever has the most kisses by the end of the year will get the fans to choose what the losers punishment is. Oh and are they excited to see who will win and most of the excitement comes from kissing each other whenever they want.
I’m curious who do y’all think would win? (they started over since Eddie already had an advantage at the beginning 😭)
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Also what would Steve and Eddie choose for each other’s punishment, let me know 😌
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stevethehairington · 1 year
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If someone did a modern or "old" steddie, who would have the goofy/sleeping phone background and who would have a joint selfie/cropped version of one where the other looks particularly good? Or do you think neither would do that and they'd just have a special interest for it instead?
This is absolutely inspired by the fact that my datemate has a cropped version of a selfie they say I look really handsome in as her background and I have a (consensually taken) pic of them sleeping in one of my band tees as mine
OLDER STEDDIE MY BELOVEDS <333
omg but this is such a fun question!! it also has made me really think bc h o n e s t l y i could see them BOTH doing BOTH options here lol.
like, i absolutely could see steve having a photo of eddie like totally pretzeled up in the most uncomfortable looking position on some armchair, with his neck bent awkwardly and his legs splayed out and arms tucked under his armpits because somehow that man can fall asleep anywhere in any position at any time if he's tired enough, and in this particular photo maybe he's just gotten back from a show at the hideout (or if you subscribe to the corroded coffin makes it big and eddie becomes a hotshot rockstar hc then in their tourbus/hotel after a show or he's just gotten home from tour). his hair's a mess and his mouth hangs open and he's drooling a little maybe and he's definitely snoring (because the older they've gotten, the more common snoring has gotten in their bedroom lol).
and then eddie absolutely has a photo of him and steve as his phone background. maybe it's taken when they went on vacation to the beach and the waves are crashing in the distance behind them, a couple of palm trees too; or maybe it's the two of them decked out in their hiking gear (because steve loves to hike, and eddie loves steve) from that time they climbed to the top of the mountain so they could catch the sunrise at the peak; or maybe it's the two of them tucked up in bed, wrapped in each other's arms and basking in the afterglow, hair messy and cheeks pink but eyes sparkling and smiles so big and so genuine. whatever it is, wherever it is, the photo is one where the camera's probably a little bit too close to their faces, and their heads are bent together, cheeks smushed against one another's so they both fit into the frame. maybe they're both wearing matching grins, the happiest they've ever been. maybe steve is kissing eddie's cheek oh so sweetly. maybe eddie's licking steve's cheek like the menace he is, while steve scrunches his nose in shocked faux disgust. maybe they're looking into each other's eyes, tips of their noses pressed together, so in love. maybe they're kissing. no matter the pose, it's definitely a little blurry because whoever was taking the photo (eddie) was too eager to catch the photo to worry about making sure it was perfect, but that adds to the charm.
that being said, i could also TOTALLY see it the other way around too!! steve with the adorably sappy photo of the two of them together - maybe a photo robin took of them at the pool, eddie up on steve's shoulders flashing a thumbs up and steve holding onto his ankles smiling wide, dustin and lucas in the background waiting for their game of chicken to begin. maybe it's the two of them sitting around a campfire with smores ingredients strewn around them and marshmallows on sticks in hand, eddie's got chocolate staining his mouth and steve's got a streak of gooey marshmallow on his cheek. maybe it's the two of them sitting on the porch of their home, the one they made together, wrapped around one another on their cozy little swing while the sun sets in the distance.
and if that's steve's backgound, then that means eddie has the photo of steve looking totally silly. maybe one of him with some of his hair pulled back into one of those teeny tiny little ponytails at the top of his head, the rest curling around his neck, a terrycloth headband pulling it away from his face that's covered in some green goop (one of robin's famous homemade facemasks that she (and steve) swears by), his cheeks are puffed up and he's pulling at his ears like a monkey and there's mirth in his eyes and eddie was laughing as he took the photo so it's a little shaky, but steve looks so funny and so cute that eddie had to make it his lockscreen. or maybe it's a photo eddie caught of steve right before he was about to sneeze. his face was all screwed up, eyes wide and mouth hanging open, with that silly mustache he'd been soooo gung ho about growing right there on his top lip that just added to how ridiculous the photo looks. steve had begged eddie to delete the photo, but eddie refused, going so far as to set it as his lockscreen so that he, and the rest of the world, could be reminded that underneath it all, steve harrington was just as funny looking as the rest of them.
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luveline · 7 months
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jadey wadey, i got some news for you. i cannot read any steve harrington or eddie munson fanfiction without comparing them to YOUR steve harringtons and eddie munsons. like zero hate to the eddie lovers but i most definitely was not an eddie lover when the season came out, i was a very casual enjoyer, i said "look at this silly goofy man, what a shame hes passed huh" and now i look at him and i see your single dad!eddie, i see your rockstar!eddie, i see your bestfriendtolover!eddie and all your other eddies and i go SAWOON!! not just swoon you know but a "SAWOON!" and i fall to my knees and sob because he in not real (he is very real to me). anyways. hope your having a lovely day jadey wadey
-a very grateful reader
Thank you so much for reading! 😭 you're too kind lovely, I'm genuinely thrilled you enjoyed my fics ♥ I hope you're having a lovely day too!
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choccyhearts · 1 year
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Eddie Munson Headcanons
Note: A stream of unconscious thoughts and ideas lol
CW: Swearing (cause i feel VERY pASSIONATELY), pretty much all fluffy and nice because I enjoy happy/nerdy/goofy Eddie, mentions of being high (ofc)
Most definitely has a special stuffed animal he's hidden away, most likely a tiger or polar bear that's been crushed and flattened to all hell. It's so hidden in fact, that Eddie actually forgets where it is. (But Wayne always knows)
Mans loves playing characters at the silliest of times
Like, if his partner wears curlers to bed, he's going to suddenly start acting like a 50's suburban husband (but not in a toxic way!!)
"Work today was brutal, darling! Thompson was kissing up to the boss and trying to butter him up for the new promotion! I'll show him where he can kiss it! And on my way home, I passed these-these teenagers! They were listenin' to some of that rock n' roll racket! Hollywood and it's James Whoevers and Pelvis Elvis, it's all noise!"
He'll rub his eyes and give a big yawn, turning off the lights and doing the dad stumble to bed
Not a lover of Christmas, but if his partner celebrates it and enjoys it, he'll try to find some Christmas spirit
Like, despite the younger ones being in literal high school and having fought horrifying hellish monsters together, he'll force them all to gather near him with their hot cocoas and candy canes as he reads The Night Before Christmas
Yes, of fucking course he's going to do the different voices. His Santa gets better each and every year
You can also guarantee that despite nearing 30 when it comes out, he will go and see The Nightmare Before Christmas when it comes out in the 90s and will enjoy it very much so
He gives me the vibe that even if it's not verbally, if he's feeling down and goes out for a walk, he is greeting every squirrel he sees. I do not give a fuck if you disagree, he's most certainly not a hater of animals. He's a "Hello, squirrel" motherfucker
Honestly, I could see him doing that more if his partner 1. Finds it adorable or 2. Does it themselves
When he's older, especially a dad, he's a silly hat enjoyer. Like, c'mon. Santa hats? Duh. Hats that say crap like "Foxy grandpa"? Yes. It's Thanksgiving dinner and he comes out sporting a turkey hat, type of silly
He says it's ironic, and it might start out that way, but he would definitely love it if he receives silly hats as gifts
Like when he gets to be Wayne's age, he's kicking back with a beer wearing a "Fish fear me, Women want me" hat
He has a special notebook that's filled with little special scraps of paper. It's brown and leather and has straps that wrap around it. He hides it inside of his mattress (cause he unhinged like that)
It has concert tickets, tickets for movies he really liked, notes he's been passed that he thinks are funny or are meaningful, doodles his friends have done, either for him or around him, candy or gum wrappers that he thinks look cool or might never eat again if they're from out of the state or country. There's also folded up posters for Corroded Coffin and zines him and the band made to promote their shows
It looks like a little trash booklet, but it's his trash booklet
When the first gets too full he gets a new one
This one has torn out scraps of catalogs, magazines or newspapers because they're what he used to teach his children different words. Baby formula labels, clothing tags, crayon scribbled napkins
It's just filled with mementos from his true grown adult life
The day he decides to let go of his glorious long hair his friends will all be in mourning. They love him with his new hairstyle, but God, does it sting -- it also signifies, yes, the 80's are dead
But don't worry, he did dress as Frankenfurter for a Halloween gig Corroded Coffin did much to chagrin of the other members before he did the big chop
He did not, however, wear heels or a corset (in public that is </3)
Rockstar!Eddie likes trying to take pictures with the guys in front of either iconic monuments or state/city signs while on tour
It's cute the first couple times, especially when they travel across the world, but it soon turns to:
"Eddie, we have stopped in front of this Idaho sign 5 times already, nobody gives a shiiit", Gareth whines, sleepily rubbing his eyes
"Aw, come on guys, it's tradition!!"
"Get the fuck back on the bus, it's 4 AM", Jeff yawns
Eddie gets them to come around by agreeing to skip seeing the world's biggest yarn ball
Went to the younger ones' graduation and held up the largest, most obnoxious video camera ever (Steve only begrudgingly let him film because Eddie made a point saying Steve should just sit and enjoy this one event)
He screamed at the top of his lungs for each of them resulting in Steve only half-enjoying the event
He has to spin in spiny chairs at least once or he will combust
Keeps ready-to-bake cookie dough in his fridge for smoke seshes
Once made and ate an inside-out peanut butter and jelly sandwhich when he got toooo high and didn't realize what was wrong until he was done and his hands were sticky
Lovingly calls Wayne, "Old man" -- "Whatchu talkin' bout old man?"
Used to carve creepy messages into trees to fuck with people but stopped when someone told him it hurts the tree's feelings
Would love to learn how to cook or bake but doesn't know who to ask/is afraid to ask
Picks up shiny things he sees without even thinking about it
Says, "It's not even that cold" when it's single digit degrees
However would gladly accept a pair homemade of mittens made for him and would wear them every winter
I'll cap it here for now, I might make some more though ^_^ Also, lmk if anyone wants specific headcanons because I have a bunch of ideas like:
◇ Dad!Eddie (Rockstar or mechanic)
◇ 90s!Eddie
◇ Holiday stuff
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strangersatellites · 1 year
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burning desire hit 15k and i missed it?????? my silly little teacher steve??????? my goofy rockstar eddie????? i’m so 🥰🩷🫶🏼🥹💓
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andvys · 4 months
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1, 2, 12, 14, 20, 22 & 25 (with Eddie!)
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Why do you like or dislike this character?
I love everything about him. I love how he's so passionate about the things he loves, whether it's d&d, music or his band. I love how he does whatever he wants, despite all the shit people say about him, despite feeling insecure, he is still himself and never tries to be someone else. I love how he takes care of the people around him, how he took in Dustin, Mike and Lucas. How kind he was to Chrissy and how he tried to cheer her up when he saw how scared and nervous she was.
I love how unique he is. He's just the best 🥺
Favorite canon thing about this character?
I love that he's a nerdy, goofy rockstar <3
What's a headcanon you have for this character?
Eddie doesn't only play guitar. He can play drums and something that he'd never tell anyone, he can play a few songs on the piano.
Assign a fashion aesthetic to this character.
Don't know if it's an aesthetic but Eddie loves plaid shirts, but he especially loves plaid pajama pants.
Which other character is the ideal best friend for this character, the amount of screentime they share doesn't matter?
Jonathan! I think Eddie and Jonathan could be best friends. Eddie might ramble his ear off but Jonathan wouldn't mind, especially when they're both high.
Jonathan would take pictures of Eddie's band, help him put an album cover together (if Eddie ever got the chance to record one).
If you're a fic reader, what's something you like in fics when it comes to ths character? Something you don't like?
I love it when he's giddy to spend time with reader, when he turns into a blushing mess when he's around her.
I love mean!Eddie but I hate when people turn him into a cheater. It's so ooo and Eddie would never.
What was your first impression of this character? How about now?
SILLY GOOFY ROCKSTAR BOY.
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steveshairychest · 1 year
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Nurse Steve x Rockstar Eddie who tried to stage dive and ended up breaking his arm and a leg.
He's absolutely mesmerised by Steve, even in his scrubs he is the most gorgeous person Eddie has ever seen, and Eddie has seen his fair share of models and superstars. None of them hold a candle to Steve. Steve just rolls his eyes at Eddie's constant flirting. He smiles sweetly after he knocks Eddie's broken arm on 'accident' when Eddie's flirting goes too far.
After his broken bones heal, Eddie does something he's not proud of. He starts going to the hospital for every minor injury or illness just to see Steve. The hospital staff just sigh when they see him roll in cradling a broken finger that he definitely didn't jam in the door on purpose. "You should just ask for his number." One of the other nurses says with a small smile. Steve wasn't even working that day so he was sitting deflated in his hospital bed waiting to get an xray on his finger.
"It's not that easy." He grumbles and stares up at the ugly fluorescent lights of his private hospital room. Being a rockstar has its perks sometimes.
"And breaking your finger on purpose is easy?" She chides while filling out paper work. "Just ask him. He'll say yes." She smiles at him, he can tell she knows something he doesn't. "But don't break anything else, please, just come in and ask to see him. Everyone knows you at this point."
"Jesus H Christ, I'm so stupid." He rolls over on the bed and sighs dramatically into the hard hospital pillow. "I'll see you next week, Robin." He calls out as she leaves, he hears her snort and call out a good bye. He'll ask Steve out like a normal person. He'll march in here and beg him to go to dinner with him and if that fails, he's got nine unbroken fingers and a whole year off.
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