shlabethany!! Love her!!
She just had to be my first post on this account, she had to
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Lesbian Shlabethany...
i keep forgetting to post this one somehow. my beloved <3<3
(id in alt!)
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fellas, if your girl:
is an absolute shitbird
doesn't like potato chips
hates movies
teaches poor kids how to pluck their eyebrows as part of her court mandated community service
is a taurus, but not one of *those* kinds of tauruses
once caught a wild fox and fed it poison
...then that's not your girl, that's
✨shlabethany✨
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Shoe box: I could kill him for you if you don't have the guts. Are you too, um, is it still ok for me to ask if you're too pussy?
Montrose: it's actually not ok --
Shoebox: Good ok are you too pussy to do it? Cuz I'll put a pistol right in his mouth and give him the express train to bitch city.
Emerich: did we invite you to --?
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Shlabethany highlights reel because i needed one. yes it's like 8 minutes long
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Ranking taz pcs by how likely they are to vape. just to blow absolute mad cotton. coauthored by @melonkittii
Emerich: has the most insane hardlight doohickey gadget ass vape rig known to man which he cooked up in his lab
Merle: WOULD vape COPIOUS amounts. earns the nickname merle vapechurch {which it's not clever but it still sticks}
Aubrey: yes. uses the smoke in her shows and has strong opinions on her favorite flavors
Devo: vaping is like an essential part of his magic. he does it a lot but there's not as much joy in it {"guidance taught him how to talk, brother seldom taught him how to vape" - robin}
Montrose: dentonic canonically sells cigars in gutter city so it's not a stretch that they would sell vapes. if there was an ephemera branded vape {and there definitely is} montrose would have twenty of them
Argo: high dex means he can do cool vape tricks
Duck: started vaping after smoking because it's better for the forest + also he has asthma
Firbolg: the code is not explicitly anti vape so i think he would. but he's chill
Zoox: wouldn't seek it out, but there is a hole for that
Magnus: only vapes if offered {wants to seem cool} but he coughs like a bitch
Taako: everybody thinks he's the kind of guy to vape but he doesn't actually because he thinks he's too cool. wouldn't take the vape pen if offered
Ned: doesn't know what a vape is. mf smokes a pipe which he stole because he thinks it looks cool but he doesn't know how to do it right. there's not even tobacco in there he's just blowing into it
Beef: did an anti vape commercial for his public persona but he wasn't convinced by it until he got soft and now he has nightmares about dying of vape inhalation {he gets into fights about it with montrose and emerich}
Fitzroy: swore off vaping for fantasy DARE in like fifth grade but hits it at a party at wiggenstaff {festo's influence} and goes WAY too hard and dies. Snippers however is a vape god
Amber: pretty explicitly not a fan of drugs. but she would be good at it
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Making a compilation of all of Shlabethany/Shoebox/Bitch Riggins's bits in The Adventure Zone Steeplechase because SOMEONE has to.
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steeplechase halloween costume hcs! 🎃
beef: superman
emerich: a ghost but he does something with hardlight to make it really cool
montrose: just his outfit for artemesius in ephemera
shlabethany: barbie
gravel: catwoman
darla davis: classic witch
kenchal denton: he would Maybe wear an orange tie instead of his regular one
funnyman: the most terrifying clown you’ve ever seen
steeplechasin’ jason: surfer
krystal with a k: infinite jessie the specter fairy
scott bowflex: frankenstein’s monster
stempson: well, he’s stuck in the cat suit isn’t he
chad touch: gomez addams
gooch/toddzilla/jizzbert/dr ballsweat: group costume as zombies
sticky fingers paul pantry: doesn’t really need to dress up
deep dark: he just steals montrose’s bazooka back for the day and says He’s the bazooka maniac
douglas manzetti: steven spielberg
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“Hi, I’m Shlabethany. I’m an absolute shit bird, I don’t like potato chips, and I hate movies. I teach poor kids how to pluck their eyebrows as part of my court mandated community service. I’m a Taurus, but not one of those kinds of Tauruses. I once caught a wild fox and fed it poison.”
I drew Shlabethany/Shoebox from TAZ Steeplechase! I hope I did her justice! I’m new to digital art and painting so hopefully it’s good!
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