#she still yells “HARBINGERRRRR” when she needs taxes done

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strange ward thing

It's weird that everyone in Cauldron, a conspiracy kept secret for decades, has such loose lips about Contessa's birth name. Like sure maybe Contessa told Number Man at some point (and Custo overheard). But then he goes blabbing it to Citrine??? And Legend somehow knows even though he didn't know about the alien in the basement??? The gossip at the interdimensional watercooler gets wild, man.

#wormblr #wormwebserial #wardwebserial #wildbow #parahumans #cauldron #fortuna #contessa #I suppose it's not so farfetched that they had some kind of post-GM huddle #where Contessa gathered all surviving members of Cauldron (past and present) and their S.O.s and told them her name was Fortuna now #guys I have a really important announcement to make #I don't think I'm gonna do “contessa style” anymore #contessa changed her IM handle to fortuna<3 #I maintain a headcanon that doctor mother is completely incapable of registering name changes #which is why she keeps eating food from the tupperware labelled contessa #she's pretty sure no one by that name works here #she still yells “HARBINGERRRRR” when she needs taxes done