#self appointed protagonist | casanova alibaba

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X @unbound-lust

"mmm... Maybe? I'm still preeeetty knew to Chaldea here, so you might end up having to show me around a bit more, Master-chan~ But dont you worry one bit. With some good luck and a few magic words, I'm sure we'll find her super fast~ Faster than you can say," annnnd pause for dramatic effect, giving her the innocent smile of a cute young man.

"Open Sesame~"

The magic words had been spoken. The path to his treasure now was laid before him and his prize? The body of his Master. Whether she knew it or not, well, that didn't matter. All he had to do was wait a little bit, work his charm as the one true Casanova, and he'd have Master joining Mash in no time at all. "I'm in your care, Master-chan~" And don't mind him holding on to your arm like that Ritsuka. He's just being friendly, you know?

#self appointed protagonist | casanova alibaba #;my 'master' #unbound lust

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X @degeneratefantasies

"Yeah yeah, you totally get me. Ah, with a vote of confidence like that, I feel like we're gonna be total besties, you know?" God this girl was stupid, wasn't she? It almost felt too easy, like everything was being set up for him on a silver platter. What was this, tee-ball? Honestly Master, talk about low hanging fruit. He doubted he'd have to go and use any of his actual skills to get in her short shorts.

"..."

Fuck it, might as well go for it now. He was bored enough.

"But, hey, before we go, you mind if we stop by my room real quick? I gotta grab somethin thats suuuuper important. Plus, like, it'll totally help to know where I am if you ever wanna hang out with me, you know?"

#self appointed protagonist | casanova alibaba #degeneratefantasies #;programmed for pleasure #she's gonna get bullied so hard

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True Name: Alibaba | Alf Layla Wa-Layla | Giacomo Casanova

Faceclaim: Gerudo Link (LoZ: BoTW)

Class: Alter Ego

Height: 5'1" | 152.4 cm

Weight: 104lbs | 47.17kg

Alignment: CN

Weapon: Sorcerer's Ring

Statistics:

Strength: D

Endurance: C+

Agility: A

Mana: B+

Luck: EX

Noble Phantasm: EX

Class Skills:

Riding (A): A composite skill that, thanks in part to Alibaba's partial make up with Giacomo Casanova, functions similarly, though in an opposite manner to that of Queen Medb. In other words, the legendary skills of a master giggalo.

Magic Resistance (B)

Independent Action (EX)

Territory Creation (A+): Alibaba's mere presence as a Living Story can change the world around him to suit whatever tale he wishes to tell, providing him favorable terrain that helps aid in gaining what he desires.

Item Creation (False) (C+): though not a Mage proper, the Sorcerer's Ring grants him similar powers and allows him to create mundane and minor magical artifacts, items and weapons he can think of at a reduced cost.

Personal Skills:

Storyteller (False) (A): As the living embodiment of the Alf Layla Wa-Layla, Alibaba is able to tell stories to the same level as his author did. As he is the stories themselves, the rank of this skill has been lowered to A.

Courage of the Maid (B): A skill gained from the character of Alibaba's Maid who's courage and clever thinking saved Ali Baba and his family from the wrath of the 40 thieves thricely, allowing him the bravery and sharp mind to outwit and outfox those who would do him harm.

The One True Casanova (A): thanks in part to his core also being comprised of that of the legendary lady's man Giacomo Casanova, particularly his ability to seduce women, he is able to more thoroughly exploit the situations with any Female he's engaged with to his favor, be it in social situations or in battle. The use of it for the latter option, however, does reduce its rank down to B.

Three Wishes of the Genie (False) (B+): A skill gained from the Tale of Aladdin and his Wonderful Lamp, allowing Alibaba to have access to three wishes given to Aladdin with the following rules: You cannot wish for someone to fall in love with you, you cannot bring back the dead, and you cannot wish for more wishes. This is most often seen as asking for favors from his 'sister', Zawba'ah.

Noble Phantasms:

Open Sesame! 1001 Tales of My Life (EX) (Living Story): The combined stories of Histoire de ma vie and Alf Layla Wa-Layla, a fusion of fiction and non-fiction become one. It is, itself, Alibaba, who chooses to actively write out the story of his life according to how he wishes it to go and influence the world around him.

The Magic Words that Open the Door - Open Sesame (A): Speak these words before the hidden door to open it and once more to shut it. The legendary passphrase known the world over that Alibaba and the 40 Thieves used to come and go as they pleased from their hidden lair. By using this Noble Phantasm, so long as Alibaba knows what he wants, the 'hidden door' will reveal itself to him and provide the path to the treasures he seeks.

Sorcerers Ring (Anti-Unit) (Self) (B+): The ring given to Aladdin by the wicked Vizier in order to help him attain the Magic Lamp. Wearing it grants him all the power of a great sorcerer and access to magecraft.

Passions of the Desert Night (Anti-Unit)(Self)(Anti-Female) (EX): When a woman is subject to penetration by this Noble Phantasm their inhibitions drop severely as their lust increases and consumes all thoughts with naught but the desire to please the wielder. A single application is enough to effect even Divine and Demonic beings, though it would take multiple applications and excessive insemination from the wielder to take true hold. Its duration is seemingly indefinite. Yes, it is his penis.

#self appointed protagonist | casanova alibaba #;profile

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"Hey hey, say it with me now everyone~"

"Women have..."

#self appointed protagonist | casanova alibaba #there is only one right answer here :)

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X @obedience-schooled

"Now thats more like it."

The motion was a little mechnical, but otherwise fantastic. This cute little sexbot really was top of the line. Her mouth, her tongue, her throat all felt like the real thing. And the sheer and utter lack of shame to crouch down and immediately suck the cock of a man she'd just met? A shining example of this schools reputation.

He'd treat it casually, one hand on his hip as he watched her slowly but surely gobble his ridiculous bitch breaker down. He could have easily just thrust in and used her then and there, but, he wanted to see just how capable his new toy was before potentially breaking it. "Not bad, not bad. Dont forget your hands now bitch. My balls need just as much attention. You do want your reward, right?"

#self appointed protagonist | casanova alibaba #;built for pleasure #obedience-schooled

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"It's been a while, hasn't it?"

"Mmm... It really has. Honestly, you should be ashamed of yourself for neglecting your poor, innocent Servant, Master. You know how to make it up to me though, right? Thats why you're all dressed up in that cute outfit for me."

#self appointed protagonist | casanova alibaba #;succulent depravity

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8B @lex-inlicitus

"..."

This had to be some kind of trick. No way was Niles just... Offering himself up on a silver platter like that. But for all intents n purposes it sure as hell looked tha way. And his but looked... really good. All wet... and soapy... And shiny. And the way he was just... bobbing it up and down like that...

This was a trap. It had to be a trap.

But what kind of adventurous thief prince would he be if he didnt rush headlong into a trap?

Wordlessly Ali would move forward and grab hold of either of Niles's perfectly round cheeks, spread them open and... immediately plunge his tongue down into that tight little hole. He'd been presented a meal, after all, and he'd be damned if he wasn't going to eat out his partner then and there. He obviously wanted it right? Why else would he put himself out on display like that?

#self appointed protagonist | casanova alibaba #lex inlicitus #;partner in crime

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When you find out Alibaba's been holding back this whole time.

#self appointed protagonist | casanova alibaba #the true size is reserved for two groups of girls: those freaks who can actually take it #and the girls who think they're hot shit and can still act out against him

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Alibaba: has absolutely no respect for any women he has or ever will meet.

Also Alibaba: respects the choices of trans women because in his mind it is their right as a male to choose to be female, making them infinitely better than naturally born women in his eyes and worthy of respect. Will still fuck them like cheap whores, but, like, respectfully.

#self appointed protagonist | casanova alibaba

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How does Alibaba feel about Chaldea's cutest couple? (Source)

"They're reaaaally super cute. Its a good thing too. Master's only got her looks going for her if she hasn't figured out Mashu's been coming to my room every night for 'special training'. Buuuut~ She won't have to worry too long. I've got a special present ready for her on White Day, you know? Its about time she learned who the real 'master' is around here."

#self appointed protagonist | casanova alibaba #;broken shielder #;pretty little master

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Also gotta get this boy's proper introduction to 'that' school by showin off some of the students

"Ooooo. You're a pretty one. A bit too slender for my tastes, but, we can toooootaly fix that. Hey hey, why don't you show me some of that famous hospitality from your school, you know? You've been standing there without greeting me properly, you know?"

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"You should get pregnant."

"Now."

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"Elves have valuable roles in any party." As cocksleeves.

#self appointed protagonist | casanova alibaba #he did it #he said the thing

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when the woman is a good two feet taller than you so it feels even hotter when she breaks.

#self appointed protagonist | casanova alibaba #listen: size differences... #smol cute boys an taller women are peak

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▲ from Rin Tohsaka~

Gif Prompts - Accepting!

"Don't spill a drop, Tohsaka. You want that pretty hero boy of yours to keep breathing, right? Then swallow it all, just like I taught you. And after we're done here, you're going to give allll your command seals to my Master, understood? Pretty girls don't need to be fighting when they're better suited on their knees for me."

An unfortunate series of events, truly. But that was just the way this Rin Tohsaka's story was supposed to end up: not as the winner of a Grail War, but the obedient cock polisher of a Servant who shouldn't have been able to be called forth to begin with. Maybe one of these days he'd get that pesky gag reflex trained out of her.

#self appointed protagonist | casanova alibaba #;gem polisher