#scrap metal x hiccup haddock

[hiccupbutpurple]

Pansexual Hiccup but every time someone says one of those ‘oh so you’re attracted to pans’ jokes he pulls out an old frying pan that probably should be used for scrap metal. He strokes it and stares at it lovingly before turning to the person and saying ‘yes.’

#idk what material pans were/are made of but shhhh #scrap metal #hiccup haddock #scrap metal x hiccup haddock #scrapcup #httyd #rtte

[rosiethedragongeek]

best ways to ask a girl out:

do you wanna go deliver some scrap metal?

#this is so stupid #what am i doing #does anybody actually think this is funny #bc i do :( #scrap metal meme #scrap metal #httyd scrap metal #rtte scrap metal #hiccup scrap metal #hiccup horrendous haddock iii #hiccup haddock #hiccup #astrid hofferson #astrid #hiccstrid #hicstrid #hiccup x astrid #astrid x hiccup #rosie's httyd brainrot