thinking about the Taskmaster task where they had to paint a rainbow scene and Sarah Phillips painted two lesbians using an old-timey test-your-strength machine because "Everyone knows lesbians love using test-your-strength machines, they can't walk past them." she would have done numbers on twitter.
okay i’m catching up on the s16 finale and “do something shocking - but family friendly - with his donut” is such a brilliant reminder of what some other contestants have done for shock value. (fucked a water fountain. fucked a chickpea.) (they know this donut is equally fuckable.)