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Nick Mag's SpongeBob Character Contest
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In the August 2009 issue of Nickelodeon Magazine, there was a contest to see who could come up with their own SpongeBob characters, and the winners would get their characters drawn by one of the official artists. These characters, as well as a number of runner-ups, were showcased in the December 2009 issue, the last issue of the magazine's original run. Unlike the Avatar character contest that ran in the magazine beforehand, these characters were never utilized elsewhere.
Winners
Fredrick*
Personality: Very old-fashioned.
Often says: "I disapprove of this."
Likes: A good cup of English tea (virtual).
Dislikes: That his daughter (Karen) married Plankton.
More facts: He makes old jokes that no one likes. He lived in a computer store, then moved to the Chum Bucket after his wife shorted out.
Brenton M., age 12, Cumberland, Virginia
Stanley
Personality: Plain and boring.
Often says: "Why does everyone assume I'm funny?"
Likes: Nothing. Even Squidward is more cheery than he is.
Dislikes: Popcorn, his job, being stereotyped as a happy, smiley, stupid clown.
Funny because: Everyone assumes he's funny because he's a clown fish, but he's not.
More facts: He sells popcorn at a Bikini Bottom movie theater and lives in an empty tissue box.
Jessica and Adam M., ages 12 and 10, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Roberto Poncho Eelinski the 27th
Personality: Arrogant, sexy, bound to break out in song.
Often says: "Ladies, ladies, please! There's enough of me for everyone!"
Likes: Attention, exercise, flamenco dancing, ladies.
Dislikes: Larry the Lobster (who steals his spotlight).
Pet: Magestico the sea horse.
More facts: He has a Latino feel, has a 172-pack of abs, and lives in a beautiful mansion. Pearl loves him.
Emily R., age 11, Ankeny, Iowa
Honorable Mentions
Sal
He owns over 500 different Hawaiian shirts.
Stephanie D., age 14, Los Angeles, California
Shelby
He has a pet piranha named Fangs.
Amelia T., age 13, Buxton, North Carolina
Mermaid Man's Daughter
She lives in the Merma-lair.
Morgan J., age 8, Uncasville, Connecticut
Crazy Marv
He lives in an old Converse shoe stuck in a forest of coral.
Jax S., age 13, Aptos, California
Johnny Wings
He owns an eco-friendly restaurant called Algae Grub.
Austin F., age 12, Baltimore, Maryland
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*The original drawing has his name written on his body, calling him "Fredrick 2000"
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