#return to the kingdom of fife spoilers

[corono-of-ntikirra]

Can we talk about the Robot Prince of Auchtertool?

Like, such a conceptually cool character, presumably made by the Brothers of Crail, and appearing on the album art. Only to get Astral Dwarves of Aberdeen treatment.

Still better than the Questlords of Inverness, they retroactively no longer exist, similar to the Glaswegian Time Crystals that have the memorial for those who died in 1992 during the battle between Angus XIII and Zargothrax.

Anyways, enough rambling, back to the fact there’s just a Robot Prince that exists, and may be somehow related to the king referenced in On the Wings of a Rainbow who blessed that Angus with robots. We don’t know which Angus that is, or where. It could be XIII, or V in 1993 are my two theories. I would lean more towards XIII in the Terrorvortex. I hope Chris is proud of the Robot Prince of Auchtertool because that’s the second group/person I’ve gotten really attached to who might never reappear. God I love Gloryhammer, it’s so silly.

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[uupiic]

Love how we seamlessly went from “fuck the Questlords!” to “fuck the Starlords!“ :’)

Personally I think it has to do with the “lords” part *insert thinking emote here*

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[jazzapples3]

Interesting points from the gloryhammer timeline:

Ralathor was born in the terrorvortex dimension. Some years after the events of terrorvortex he travels to the main dimension many years before 992AD and hides out.

The Ralathor who leads Angus 1 through the dwarven tunnels in Tales is the Ralathor from Return who traveled back in time to show Angus the way. At some point there was Double Hermit in the main timeline.

The Forbidden Scrolls of Anstruther are a Thing. These are what Zargles read from before he made his pact with Chaos. I'm assuming thats where the prophecy was written.

Hootsman in the terrorvortex dimension predates the arrival of thr Starlords. Were the Starlords even present in the terrorvortex dimension?

There are two hanging plot threads where things can go atm. Obs there is the end kf Return with Angus 2 hanging out in the multiverse but there is also Angus 5 (from Fly Away) who goes through an dimensional gate to 1993 main timeline to do REDACTED. Maybe a future album?

As the Cairngorm wizards forsaw the nuclear apocalypse, was that the battle mentioned in Wizards! ?

I'm guessing Ralathor prime is still chilling somewhere in the main timeline after 1992?

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[ahrasliaayahanambar]

IT'S HERE IT'S HERE IT'S HERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA and as I wrote before, I'm going to lock myself in this beautiful box and send it into space BECAUSE EVERYTHING FROM THIS BOX IS AWESOME

ALL HAIL OUR BOYS AND EVERYONE WHO CONTRIBUTED TO CREATION OF THIS MASTERPIECE YOU'RE ✨ THE BEST ✨ AND I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH ❤️ HATS OFF

My mom rn :

My dog :

Delivery man :

Neighbors (probably) :

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[uupiic]

out of all the godsdamn characters of Gloryhammer, Ser P has the worst hand dealt constantly

sure he doesn’t die at the beginning of the new album, but he does die at the end together with everybody else

again

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[corono-of-ntikirra]

We have done it! dundun ROBOT dundun PRINCE!

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[uupiic]

The Starlords: We should totally put all three ultimate weapons on the same planet! The Starlords: What could possibly go wrong? The McFife - Zargothrax Saga: *happens* The Starlords: Welp, gotta destroy your home planet now, kid, sorry about that LOL.

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[jazzapples3]

This was posted by chris on the gloryhammer subreddit. An official gloryhammer timeline. I'm going nuts

Edit: link to og reddit post so you can see the timeline clearly

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[jazzapples3]

thought a little too much about ralathor lore, made myself sad, wrote a fic about it.

please enjoy!

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[jazzapples3]

Ok so according to fife eternal the laserblaster is in Strathclyde in a ancient citadel lost to the starlords so perhaps that's where they first landed and its in ruins now that the starlords are gone. But the magic dragon in the first album was also found in strathclyde in an "enchanted chamber" (spaceship). So now its just mined for technological marvels that are left behind with potentially no one left who knows how they work anymore?

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