#redbull decaf gives you 10-12 feathers - for when youre too old to need full wings

[lasersheith]

The older I get the more I understand decaf coffee. I don't really like coffee so I don't drink it very often and when I do it's basically a milkshake, but I am a horrible little goblin who genuinely enjoys the horrific chemical bite of redbull. But now that I'm in my 30s, I drink half a redbull and feel like I'm about to go into cardiac arrest and I'm pretty sure the walls are plotting against me. But I like the taste and want like 1/6th the caffeine of one can while still getting to sip on almost 9 ounces of sugar flavored battery acid.

#i don't know what to tag this #redbull sponsor me when you release your decaf line #redbull decaf gives you 10-12 feathers - for when youre too old to need full wings