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#reaver just looks like keanu reeves but unwell because it came to me in a vision
cemeterything · 6 months
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i need to talk about reval more they're such a fun couple of freaks. they're like if keanu reeves was a depressed alcoholic on par with harry du bois at the beginning of disco elysium and marilyn monroe was a mech pilot tgirl whose skin is rotting off her body. they're so codependent that they don't like to shower or sleep apart but they haven't had sex even once because of their various psychological hangups and health conditions. they refuse to label their relationship because they only recently stopped wanting to kill each other and they're still coming to terms with that. also they have commitment issues. the world is actively ending so there's no therapy and no couple's therapist who would take them. technically they're not breaking any anti franternization rules that prohibit romantic and/or sexual relationships between military personnel because it's impossible to define what they have going on, but they're so fucking weird about it that everyone else keeps asking "is this allowed?" regardless.
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