#realizing i wrote this whole post about Usopp's shuriken stars but i meant it to take place post-ts. OTL

[camels-pen]

Usopp: Zoro, where are my Shuriken Stars?

Zoro: why are you asking me?

Usopp: because you're the only other person who uses my locker

Zoro: oh yeah. i put them in the Cook's locker last night. wasn't enough space.

Sanji: what-

Usopp: space for what?

Zoro: me, duh

#one piece #usopp #roronoa zoro #zosopp #nemotime #listen LISTEN- #Usopp has a lot of poofy and soft (enough) clothes. and sometimes he Cannot fall asleep for the life of him #so. boyfriend's dark and comfy closet #there's no particular reason he didnt ask to be swaddled in blankets and cuddled by his bf. he just didnt think of it lol #he did the Smack Something Hard Enough And It'll Pop Open thing to open Sanji's locker #he specifically moved any important stuff to his own locker Except the shuriken stars #he was hoping there was rough waters so he A) got better sleep B) got Sanji's clothes shredded #in my mind Zoro and Sanji are constantly doing whatever they can to make the other's life Worse #like siblings or childhood friends or smth. except they've been like this from the start #even when i think about their romantic ship i imagine their relationship as something like this lmao #realizing i wrote this whole post about Usopp's shuriken stars but i meant it to take place post-ts. OTL #ah well.