#realizing i misspelled ''acquaintances'' on the web. d'oh!

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okay temporary shitty mspaint relationship web

Keaton and Krusty are boyfriends

Keaton has a crush on Homer but it's unclear if he's aware of Keaton's feelings or reciprocates them

Sideshow Bob has a very much unrequited crush on Keaton

Keaton's closest friends are Ned, Homer, Marge, and Waylon, but he's never actually crossed paths with Smithers in person

Ned is definitely Keaton's best friend but they don't always see eye to eye due to Ned's religious devotion

Keaton and Snake crossed paths at a casino

Keaton knows Barney, Lenny, Carl, and Moe through Homer

Obviously Keaton knows Apu as a regular of the Kwik-E-Mart

I forgot to put him down but Keaton's also acquaintances with Willie and they probably met through Keaton being tasked with picking up Bart and Lisa from school one day

Speaking of which, Keaton is Bart, Lisa, and Maggie's godparent

i think. that explains everything for the most part, if you want to make further inquiries about any relationships i'd love to talk about it <3

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