#raised by alien birbs wife has so many more guns than you

[razzek]

Absolutely nobody: ...

Me: (literally 30 years late to the fandom) Guys have you heard about these Metroid games?!

#Razz rambles #me alone in my corner only just now discovering the badass action hero space babe of my dreams #man if I'd known in the 90s about these games I would have been so obsessed #I mean I just found out like last year and I'm obsessed XD #I still love you Lara Croft but move over #raised by alien birbs wife has so many more guns than you #also explores ancient ruins and makes whole species extinct #but has also destroyed at least two whole planets #and wears practical clothing in the snow XD #metroid #samus aran #the zero suit is pretty ridiculous though #lara wins on style if we lose the chozo armour