#qi:crack

[empcratriz]

“What does a princess have to do to be entertained around here? Ugh! I am so bored! And where is my royal fanner?!”

#qi:openprompt #qi:crack #//okay but real talk work is dragging ass #//please I wish to be free again

[empcratriz]

“Carrying the weight of being so perfect and beautiful and talented has begun to put a strain on my back. I need a remedy for this back pain.”

#qi:crack #//no but actually a bitch needs a massage lol #//I cant wait to go home and rest my back #//need to get popped like a glow stick

[empcratriz]

She thicc oh loardy

“I am in fact, thicc as you say. No one can beat me, not even in thiccness.”

#qi:answered #darkseraphscorner #qi:crack #//lmfao that sounds so dumb I’m sorry lol

[empcratriz]

Qiyana presents herself wearing a brand new gown perfectly fitted to her body. She takes a moment to turn and show off the beautiful fabric along with a matching set of jewelry to compliment the crown atop her head. As she steps forward, and places her hands on her hips and speaks for all to hear.

“You may now, appreciate me.”

#qi:crack #//i leave y’all with this stupid crack bs and I’m going to bed lol #//admire her or tease her idc lmao

[empcratriz]

Baby poop

....

“Perhaps motherhood is in fact not for me...SERVANTS!”

#qi:anon #qi:answered #qi:crack #//PFFFFFFT NO

[empcratriz]

looks at with lust?

“Yes yes, look upon my beauty and admire me! None are more gorgeous than Qiyana.”

#qi:crack #//LMFAO thank you

[empcratriz]

Whats Qiyanas workout regime like?

“Hmmm, lots of cardio, strength training for my legs- you have to make sure your thighs are strong enough to crush your enemies! And of course to keep your booty firm-”

#qi:answered #qi:anon #qi:crack

[empcratriz]

The princess is tired and cranky from a hard day of being extremely good at everything. She flops onto her bed with a tired groan and proceeds to try and sleep off her crankiness.

#qi:crack #//aka work has run me completely ragged #//I am beyond exhausted by this damn place #//pls I need a new job so bad lmao this place is pain

[empcratriz]

“I may be a princess but even I need a vacation. So, where are we going, ‘Besties’?”

#qi:crack #//me trying to pass the time at work #//also me day dreaming about laying poolside somewhere no one can bother me

[empcratriz]

“So according to both of you I need my back “blown out” but that sounds like it will just make it worse-“

@iceflowers

@ira-sturm

#qi:crack #//see now it’s some sound advice

[empcratriz]

“You may now, wish me happy birthday!”

#qi:crack #//yes hello it’s my girl’s birthday #//I’ve been busy but I will be doing asks and stuff later #//for now i have D&D

[empcratriz]

With tired eyes and a sigh of exhaustion, the princess flops onto her bed. She doesn’t bother to change into something more comfortable, she is far too tired. Instead she accepts that she is now one with her bed. Should anyone try to interrupt her attempt at sleep, they may face the consequences.

#qi:crack #//this isn’t really so much a prompt I’m just tired cause I just got off work #//now if y’all will excuse me #//I must try to sleep now

[empcratriz]

smash or pass for kai'sa?

Send me “Smash or Pass” + a name and my muse will answer with 100% honesty.

“Smash, harder than the rocks I’ve smashed in my training~”

#kaisajhomentethi #qi:answered #qi:crack #//PFFFT

[empcratriz]

smash or pass for akali :3

Send me “Smash or Pass” + a name and my muse will answer with 100% honesty.

“Call me the Hulk because SMASH.”

#kalijhomentethi #qi:answered #qi:crack #//im so SORRY lol

[empcratriz]

Smash or Pass Sett

Send me “Smash or Pass” + a name and my muse will answer with 100% honesty.

“....smash. Right now.”

#qi:answered #qi:anon #qi:crack #//these are all gonna be crack answeres lmfao

[empcratriz]

“I feel so tired and yet I cannot ever seem to fall asleep. How am I supposed to be queen if i cannot even sleep properly?” 

#qi:crack #but seriously how