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crabonfire · 2 years

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Mercs + Pauling when they develop a crush on you :)

warnings: none

characters: all mercs + ms pauling

note: you are the 10th class, any class u wanna be but yea!

♡Scout♡

• hopeless romantic.

• he wants every single mission with you, he just wants to be around you at all times. he's a nervous wreck though! needs help a ton.

• "Hey hey hey-let me carry that for ya toots! Let big strong Scout here handle this ;)"

• he LOVES making you laugh, you make him dumber, way dumber.

• it would be obvious he likes you!

• hes much more gentle around you? let me explain. with everybody else, he loves to pull pranks on them, maybe mess with them a bit and be a bit loud and aggressive. that's just how he is right? But with you, he's much more quiet much more careful and gentle. He loves to just sit with you sometimes after a tough match, handing you a drink as you both just be in each others presence, he treats you like you both are the only person on earth.

♡Soldier♡

• obviously in love typa romantic.

• he compliments you on your work frequently! Whether it's saving him from a sniper or getting a headshot, he commends you for anything you do! One time, you scored all points all match and he was so happy that he carried you on your shoulder while the others cheered for you. "EVERYBODY, THIS IS HOW A TRUE AMERICAN FIGHTS!" it doesn't even matter where your from he just says he's proud of you for your contribution to America lmao its funny but also endearing.

• "WOAH THERE PRIVATE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? LET ME CARRY THAT FOR YOU."

• he loves to just be with you in battle, showing off how many people he can kill with his rocket launcher and DEFINITELY insists on rocket jumping with you.

• he's very aggressive with his love to you, and whenever you speak to him he gets quiet for once and just listens to you ramble. he loves your voice.

• Demoman is a great wingman for him, telling you all sorts of cool things about him and how stupid he can be, just to get a laugh out of you and make you like him more even if by a tiny bit. Soldier is very appreciative of this.

♡Pyro♡

• giddy and obviously likes you romantic.

• OH MAN he's so clingy.

• the moment he realises he likes you, blatantly just rambles on about how much he loves you and how he wants to be your boyfriend.

• "Hhuda!! hujddha mmhfh hhdhhdhf hhuda!!! mmfh hhhda hudda mmhh??" (Y/N!! I LOVE YOU Y/N!! CAN I BE YOUR BOYFRIEND??")

"woah woah pyro, I can't understand you if your speaking so fast! Slow down buddy!"

• he will be practically like a parasite, clinging onto your arm when he can and drawing sweet drawings of you when he misses you, honestly super duper cute. engineer is the only one who can understand him, and is the only one who listens to his rambles about you.

• "gee pyro, ya really like this person don't cha?" Engineer says, as pyro aggressively nods.

• he loves doing stuff for you, and probably messes up a lot but HE STILL MAKES UP FOR IT! by hugging you a ton for no reason.

• with him, you are sure to smile everyday. he does silly little gestures and anything to make you content.

♡Demoman♡

• smooth romantic.

• he's much less drunk around you. you don't know why, but he does it so that he can remember the sweet moments you two have together.

• does a bunch of sweet romantic stuff for you sober, like flirts a TON even on battle.

• loves swinging over to wherever you are just to see you and talk to you, like you could be writing documents and he'd walk in with a cup of tea and a cup full of vodka and go, "Still workin' eh? Here, got ya some tea."

• when he's drunk, he purposely goes to you do you take care of him and make sure he doesn't do something dumb. he just loves how caring you can be :) expect him to lean into you a lot, whether it's be leaning on your shoulder, on your back and accidentally falling asleep on you, he'd lean on you when he can.

• Soldier practically doesn't understand why he doesn't just flat out confess, but he's an absolute unit of a wingman. "HEY Y/N, DID YOU KNOW THAT TAV IS LOADED? YES, HES RICH!" He's a bit embarrassed, but he loves his support.

♡Heavy♡

• you can't even tell he likes you, but will be very subtle type of romantic.

• he doesn't show it by words,no no he shows it by his actions.

• he insists on doing work for you, ranging from tiny chores to "Ah, is little Y/N okay..? Man bother Y/N...I see. No worry Y/N, I will deal with man. Is no problem."

• he gives you his food, even if your not in battle. he always makes sure your in tip top shape!

• even though he's a very secluded and intelligent man, unlike others may think he is not ashamed of his feelings. He knows it is normal to have a crush, even if it may be a bit unprofessional I think out-of all of them he'd know that his feelings are pretty common. I mean cmon, you? Of course he'd fall for you. It's...it's you were talking about.

• is by your side when he can, like demo he will visit you at random times to make sure your okay. likes to eat with you, just being with you is nice.

♡Engineer♡

• not so obvious he likes you, but is a mess internally when your around.

• he casually compliments you at first, but the more you are used to it, he flirts with you. Even using petnames for you.

• "Hey sugar, noticed ya were feelin' down...ya wanna talk about it?"

• he's so sweet it gives you cavities. he will lessen his time in his workshop just so he can talk to you more, and he loves showing you his blue prints because he knows you'd pay attention. Your the person he fell in love with after all, and the Engineer doesn't just fall in love with anybody.

• gives you tons of little trinkets. sometimes not even robot related, once you were feeling super sad he made you a ring out of left over metal he found that had a heart engraved into it. "I made this for ya sugar, just somethin' I whipped up a couple days ago. I hope ya like it :)"

• on the outside, he's a sweet and charming feller. on the inside? partner he is NERVOUS!

• he's thinking about you a lot to the point it distracts him in work, and yet for once he's happy with a distraction knowing that it's you who won't get out of his mind. do you look both ways when you cross his mind? he wonders.

• smiles a lot randomly, Pyro will notice and nag him about it ALLL day until he finally tells him. When he finds out Engie has a crush on you? HES SO HAPPY FOR HIM!! clapping his hands as he runs to tell you that engineer likes you.

• he thanks the stars above that you can't understand him, because he's so embarrassed when Pyro told you "HHUDA HHUDA! HHHHUDFDA JHHHAD MMHS!!" (Y/N Y/N!! ENGINEER LOVES YOU!!"

"Pahro! Stop yer naggin'! Sorry Y/N, he's a bit excited today." His blush is engraved in his face rn, don't look please he's embarrassed.

• overall just a sweet guy, he likes to hold your hand sometimes by accident and he'll apologise profusely. But when you tell him it's okay, he does it all the damn time.

♡Medic♡

• god save us all type of romantic.

• MAKES UP EXCUSES FOR YOU TO BE IN MEDBAY, RAMBLES ABOUT YOU TO HIS DOVES, HAS A FOLDER DEDICATED TO YOU AND WRITES ABOUT HOW CUTE YOU ARE WHEN HE DOES CHECKUPS ON YOU, WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY?

• god he's always in his medbay but sometimes instead of taking breaks he goes to you and talks to you about something he figured out.

• loves rambling to you and listening to your rambles, so so excited.

• "Oh Y/N! Jou have just come at zhe right time! Come come, I have much to show jou!"

• he NEVER even considers doing any of his experiments on you, even if your willing he is scared he might hurt you. though he does appreciate the fact your willing to, unlike his past patients.

• archimedes will coo to you, you won't understand anything but from the blush on Medic's cheeks it's obvious he's saying something sweet. "Archimedes jou shut jour beak! I am very sorry, he is very annoying today."

• he is accidentally very touchy without realising! Sometimes holding your hands by accident due to excitement, or patting your head when you say goodbye to leave for a bit, it's not until you point it out is when he gets embarrassed and apologises.

• just down horrendous for you.

♡Sniper♡

• "Oh shit...I like them." Type of romantic.

• IS IN SUCHHH DENIAL. but eventually deals with it because he ain't 10 no more.

• spends much more time with you, more talkative than he is with anyone.

• invites you to his camper? he doesn't really know anything romantic other than having time with you at his camper.

• "Hey Sheila, ya ok? ya look a bit down in the dumps. Somethin' happen to ya love?" expect anybody who bothered you pronounced dead the next day, closed casket and everything 💀💀

• will rant to you and hear rants from you, he's much more open with you, even if by a tiny bit.

• will get you weird and exotic gifts. a bracelet made out of crystallised flowers?? how is that even a thing?? but also woah thank you.

• cooks for you, he usually does a simple breakfast for himself but when your around for lunch he makes one for you as well :)

• "Here ya go love! made by yours truly, heh."

• not obvious he likes you but with his sweet gestures you get it soon enough.

♡Spy♡

• all the types of romantic. every single one of them.

• casually flirts with you, then bringing you gifts that cost more than your salary.

• hes a tease. makes fun of you for stuff but always means it in a sweet way.

• he's such a romantic guy honestly I don't have much to say about him crushing because he probably will just outright tell you when the time is right.

• spends time with you as much as he can, and shows off sooo much in battle just like his son.

• he will do subtle touches like placing an arm around your waist or placing a hand on your shoulder, he's a touchy guy for sure.

• "Mon chou, let me get that for you."

♡Ms Pauling♡

• "Oh god I have a crush on them oh no." Type of romantic.

• she was never one to focus on her love life at all, so she is dumbfounded when she realises how much she enjoys you.

• after the realisation, she's more nervous around you, try as she might it's hard for her to be professional.

• she loves giving you easy contracts, just so she knows you wouldn't be hurt in the process.

• when she's over, she talks to you a lot going over stuff asking how you've you've feeling.

• "Hey Y/N! How has your stay been here? Good? That's great to hear! Look um..if you have anything that's not to your liking I am one phone call away, I wanna make sure your always comfortable at the base."

• her love language is definitely acts of service.

• she stammers on her words, she sweats sometimes around you, oh boy she is shy around you. but in the end, it probably won't take a while for her to tell you she likes you because she just wants to hear your answer.

• your always distracting her, it's crazy! get out of her head, Y/N!

Yayyyyy I'm done 😈😈

Sorry if some were shorter than others, but don't worry I'm making a follow up where they confess to you so yeah! I hope u enjoyed xx ♡

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