#pure as mud

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

while we wait.

may i offer you all a pubby?? lil bby barns?

#i would like to Squeeze Him Full Strength #look at him!!! so proud that he tracked mud everywhere!!! what a good boy!!!! #listen listen. im a cat person. but barnaby..... #in my mind ms beagle is trying to be stern but hes just So Darn Cute #we are ms beagle pov #scribble garnish #welcome home #barnaby b beagle #welcome home puppet show #no okay but real talk the potential of barnaby's backstory has me close to tears #like hes just a little orphaned puppy... he was ORPHANED #WHAT A FUCKING DETAIL TO INCLUDE LIKE???? OWIE???? #did she find him in a waterlogged cardboard box in the rain... just a lil puppy abandoned by the roadside.... #OHHHHHH IM GONNA TEAR UP IF I KEEP THINKING ABOUT IT #who would abandon such a sweet boy.... #listen im weak to animals #but im Especially weak to innocent lil bby animals who are abandoned/orphaned... #like theyre just little guys who deserve all the love in the world... pure and full of love... discarded.... #WAILING AND SOBBING AND EATING YARN LIKE SPAGHETTI

[transmechanicus]

First time painting in months but i think i did pretty fuckin good with the goal of making dirty earth tone Krieg

#my stuff #my models #wh40k #warhammer 40k #not that i don’t appreciate the blue uniform but something about brown and darkened metal is much more grim #if i’m painting krieg im imagining them fighting in a trench of pure mud for weeks #there’s a fuckin ash storm and all you can see is las-flash and the yellow of their eye lenses

[fluxweeed]

hey. hope this message doesn't bother you. I love you. I love your work. you are one of my favorite fic authors, I am absolutely obsessed with everything you write. reread everything ten times over, drarry or not, fluffy or angsty - even when it absolutely shatters my heart (e.g. for lack of wanting, SUCH a great fic btw i'm so obsessed with it). the four doors? life changing. two to lie and one to listen? engraved into my brain for eternity. what's mine is yours? what a ride holy shit, im VERY normal about it. wrapped? my comfort read. and so it goes.

if I could aggressively smother you with kudos and love I WOULD!!!

awhile ago you said that there's no such thing as "big deals" in fandom and I 100% agree but at the same time you are a big deal TO ME!!! not in the sense of any kind of hierarchy but purely based on the fact that I think you are such a cool person and your writing is amazing and poignant and your presence in fandom makes it so much better. it's been a pleasure following you here on tumblr and just reading your tags and posts.

idk I just think you rule. that's it. thank you for hanging with us. MWAH 💛

ahhhh anon sorry for leaving this message sitting in my inbox for a couple of days but !! i have zero idea how to react to this!! you're so kind!! thank you!! please discard any and all inclinations u have that i am a cool person bc i can assure you i am NOT!!

#tumblr tag essay time? tumblr tag essay time #why can't i do this in the main body of a post u ask? pure obnoxiousness ig idk #scarier when it's not greyed out and in a little whisper innit #1) anon i love and appreciate you + your kind words so so much but i rly cannot stress enough that literally nobody here is a big deal 😭 #like i know u don't mean it in That Way but even so!!! #this is a hill i could write another 1k words about before i die on it again but i will spare u 😅 #2) ur also v v kind to say the thing abt my presence in fandom #but unfortunately i'm coming to terms with the fact that my presence in fandom is v much on the sidelines #a non-presence #i'm embracing my role as the crotchety old hag who does not attend the functions #i have a hut in the woods and u can find me there (here in tumblr tags) muttering to myself #occasionally i'll wander into the town square (ao3) and present an unnerving thing i made from mud and twigs (a fic) and then i'll fuck off #that's about all i can handle in terms of group settings i think 😅 #but the door to my hut (my DMs) is always open if u want to stop by! #3) i can't even begin to acknowledge all the nice things u said about my fics kjhsdf you are truly too generous 😭 #let me smother YOU with love!!! cmere!!! #4) this is the second nice anon message i've had in the last couple weeks which is !!!! #anon(s) i'm kissing you wherever u consent to be kissed!!! #but ofc now i'm paranoid ppl will think i'm sending these to myself skdljf #can't stress enough how open my DMs are on here/twt/discord if ever u wanna chat in a way that i don't have to post publicly to reply to 😅 #5) i'm soooo sorry about these tags #could have just said “thanks!” couldn't i #please put me right in the bin #anyway sorry again thank you again ilu very much ❤️

[fidgetspringer]

Pls no shower

#i love owning spaniels #getting home with a dog that's covered in mud and smells like pure ass #it's great

[alteredsilicone]

I like the idea of Loid and Otak being exes but in a sort of "they were childhood friends and it became something more once they grew up, it was kind of an awkward, emotionally immature relationship and they ended up as Just Friends and that thankfully worked out", like they make good friends but absolutely couldn't live together.

Also Loid going through a Coming of Age movie plot in his 20's only to end up in Albrecht's lab and partake in a Tragic Opera.

"I am emotionally mature, I can handle this," Loid thinks as he commits himself to the second worst man in the Origin System.

#loidposting #in hindsight albrecht is not a better choice but like #how could have loid known #he got the ick from otak crawling in the mud #but somehow didnt get the ick from albrecht #<- someone was thinking with their dick #otak was like a Pure and Innocent First Love (tm) #albrecht is (gestures)

[bawkrya]

these twos relationship is so funny because they absolutely fucking hate each other like pentes actively tries to kill norve on multiple occasions just bc norve fucked with his mud but they would also kill for each other.

#norve first found pentes while digging underneath the wasteland bc pentes was like. Actually Physically Mud with magic infused in it #and norve accidentally clawed the fuck out of pentes so pentes took down the entire tunnel norve was in #& they both kind of chilled there for a few centuries. then pentes got a body from pure exposure to norve #pentes is really well groomed but my god if theres mud he is GETTING IN IT!

[disease]

PROLAPS // SEWER COCK [PURE MUD VOL. 7, 2020]

#audio #prolaps #IDM #happy hardcore #experimental #hausu mountain records #pure mud volume 7 #techno #electronic #music

[grilledkatniss]

So I realized a while back I had this internalized nagging resentment towards Beyoncé and the beehive and I think it's coming down to a few factors that piled up over time. And none of those have anything to do with Beyonce herself but everything to do with her fanbase.

#God honestly #it's not her fault #i have to self check my attitude every time something related to beyonce is said or her content is streamed in my presence. #it's like im gearing up for a fight like some Kanye like piece of shit is gonna pop up outta nowhere #like remember when they screamed beyonce should have won while harry was on the stage accepting the grammy like what the fuck #i have nothing against Beyonce but everything against those fuckers #what's wrong with you #that's so disrespectful #and jz her husband calling out the academy for not giving her the aoty?? while he was being honoured by them for some special award like #bro i would hate it if any respectful institutionalized entity gave me anything as a result of being publicly shamed #like beyonce im so sorry about your husband #that was so embarrassing #beyonce #she IS a queen #her fanbase need to fuckin calm down #you're more detrimental to her success than you know #awkwardifying life #lemme reiterate this. she is pure class. but those type of fans are like hogs splattering mud all over Beyonce's hard work

[b0nelessdoodles]

have a collection of cookie doodles while i do other things fkwuhaikjf enjoy

#cookie run #cookie run kingdom #clotted cream cookie #seaweed cookie #espresso cookie #madeleine cookie #dark choco cookie #affogato cookie #pure vanilla cookie #espresseleine #chocospresso #clottespresso #espresso your name is a bitch to mash with other characters damn you #affocacao #that feel when i drew that pv before dark cacao came out #i just didnt wanna post it for whatever reason #let pv be with his friends challenge #affogato is a manwhore and i love him dont @ me #espresso is my shipping bicycle what do you want #not pictured is me also shipping him with the mud hag seaweed #the way i fell in love with literally every character that odyssey introduced hello

[merrymorningofmay]

hate and violence are kinda like mud, usually nobody wants to get involved with it but once you’re all in it and it’s all around you, you kinda can’t help but roll your eyes because come on, it’s just mud, you really won’t die if it gets on you

i rolled my eyes a lot back in february when most people abroad seemed to have this “uhhh we don’t really know what’s happening and we don’t really wanna find out, anyways have you guys heard peace is good” attitude

now i roll my eyes at people apparently being outraged by ukrainians making dark-ish memes (in ukrainian, for other ukrainians) involving dead ru soldiers and whatnot

and yes, it sure is nice to be clean, and i’m not saying that getting mud all over you is an experience that everybody should go through, god forbid (i guess, as i myself can barely remember how that feels)

but sometimes the monster you recoil from is just a person covered in mud head to toe

sometimes this person didn’t choose to be in the mud, and now that they’re in it they can’t just go wash themselves, because they have shit that must be done before that

and refusing to listen to this person because you’re afraid some mud might rub off on you is strange

and judging this person for making mud jokes with other people in the mud is also strange

#and no there is no way of keeping a pure heart and staying above the mud when your whole country is a battle ground #mari rambles

[shodansbabygirl]

[glances in the meat grinder] oh so we're socially ostracizing trans women for just like in general having a slightly different geopolitical interpretation of current events. Cool, dope, cool. Anyone else exhausted? Anyone else tired? Anyone else wanna delete this app and run into the woods where we will weave baskets and collect beautiful stones?

#if someone deleting a post and saying i was an asshole isnt good enough for you then you dont want fuckin #restorative conflict resolution. you want to shove peoples face in the mud for being less pure than you

[aphantimes]

was having an ok day then remembered shit a teacher said years ago and now im less ok

#god this man fucked me up okay he's still dragging my self esteem through the mud #guy told me to quit on the second day. later looked at my shit and said if this were a job i wouldve been fired #honestly idk how i pushed through that i think i was running on pure spite #i graduated..... but i still feel unworthy and like no one would want to hire me bc of shit this ONE MAN said YEARS AGO #i HATE that it fucks me up so bad

[mawita]

I have my gripes with the Jekyll and Hyde musical, but god is it funny how stupid Jekyll is

#Board of Governors is the best song #purely because its 10 minutes of Jekyll being a semi-public embarrassed #and getting his ass dragged through the mud for it

[afieldinengland]

blessed solstice 🌞

#may your nights be warmer from here on out #celebrating in the old ways with wax and fire and sacrifice. mighty god of the sun if you had not sent winter-proud pan to find me in my #coldest of winters i would have starved. this yule i come to you naked anointed and dancing #as the boy you brought in from colder gods but also as a young man fledged. stone-witness and constant devotee to your rite #laughing across the fields. in wiltshire the flame still flickers in the fen #ruddy cheeked mother nature raises her ale and her babes as the winter relents its hold. mother moon sings sweetly and takes a lover on her #lap— already capped as dancing boy for her meeting at the henge with teaser-painted father-sun tomorrow. gold-tinted beauty who leans close #to me and smells of silbury and all folkloric jacks #my joy. my joy. pagan— pagan. ‘i am woman and man— light with darkness— i am nothing special nothing pure— i am mud and flame’ #dark true impure and dissonant. old winter god looks at me from across the fields wistful like a lover who blew it. the lovely world #crossed with wax and water and wine and held by his lordship the sun. hip-sanctified #here now the hearth will burn until we ring in fine imbolc in all its splendour. the wheel of the year ever sacred turns and turns and turns

[sandu-zidian]

Every single time lotuses are used as symbols for love or for connection in relation to Jiang Cheng, I fucking cry

#katantalks #I don’t have anything else to say I just have a lot of feelings tonight about him #like there’s something so sad thinking about Jiang Cheng surrounded by these beautiful flowers #but knowing that he’s alone in that field #when there should be others there to cherish the blossoms with. that the flowers are a symbol for resilience and purity that he doesn’t #truly emulate #because he’s not pure and untouched by the mud of his lives experience. and he’s not necessarily beautiful in a graceful manner #he’s these sharp edges that have only gotten more damaged over the years #and he hates himself #and all he has are these flowers that open every day and sink back into the water at night and all he can do is sit there and hope they #return the next day #ANYWAYS #I need to sleep

[heavensickness]

Im not sure how far youve gotten in the show but jesse talking about how his aunt left him the house for taking care of her + all the other times he talks about his aunt to Walt feel like a punch to the gut

i know. i know. i imagine his aunt took him with her after he was kicked out of his parents' house for good (maybe he was 19-20?), before she was diagnosed with cancer and after her diagnosis, jesse stayed with her until the end. she gave his nephew a chance, and jesse gave her love and care in return. his parents looove to portray him as an asshole who doesn't care about anything but himself, and we see that couldn't be more wrong as we watch the series and get to know him better. his mother denies that jesse took care of his aunt but i believe he did the best he could, even if he isn't the best caretaker in the world. all he ever wanted from people was to be given a chance, and the rare times he was actually given a chance we always saw him keeping his promises. be it his aunt ginny, walt, jane, or some random guy like the cousin of badger who repaired the lab-van

#this is why he is so dear to most fans including me i think #because he is pure inside. he is actually good. that doesnt mean that he hasnt done bad and wrong things. he did #he fucked up a lot #but he still remained as a fundamentally good person. a pearl in the mud. #i m emtional