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A New Beginning

Yo and Hello from JBI and Brittany Pierce, here to bring you the hottest gossip and introduce our newest speciality.  Minus the cheese, there’s a total lack of cheese, we’re working on it.

We all love The Sirens and Divine Influence, obviously - who doesn’t? And since some of us can’t see the tour live RIP all you broke fangirls and tiny children, we wanna make sure you get to see all the drama. So welcome to our new blog for all the ladies on Persephone’s Tour. As The L-Word taught us, too many ladies all together is gonna bring some MAJOR drama. And lady loin tingles.

Speaking of that specific l-word, let’s start out with the only one who’s officially used that word - little Miss Kat Hummel...

Of course we’re all major fans of Kat’s Korner (maybe not all of us?) and we’re stoked for her upcoming fashion line, but is that all we want from her? Of course not! We want her to be rocking with The Sirens 24/7! But is that what Kat wants? The answer is maybe a yes. Rumor has it that Kat is going to drop out of the band to focus on her fashion endeavors. Probably because her socialblade suggests that reviewing shoes and bringing Marley on here and there can only give her so much ad rev. She lacks cheese, I’m telling you, cheese and cats = YouTube success.

She might also just be tiring of certain members of the band. “Members” being used very lightly. Her stepsister, Fiona Hudson, is playing drums for The Sirens, who don’t have their own drummer, on tour. Obviously they’ve used drummers before, and Kat seemed friendly enough with other replacement drummers...but have you noticed how little she mentions Fiona on social media? How Fiona is the only Siren-of-sorts who hasn’t appeared in a Kat’s Korner video? The two don’t seem very close at all. Could family tensions force her to leave? Maybe so, especially since both Marley and Norah could easily take over keyboard and possibly bass when needed. Spoiler alert, Fiona’s height probs makes Kat feel too tiny since she wants to be the biggest thing in the band. Too bad Mad Marls has that covered.

Kat leaving, as mentioned, would let her focus on her well-known first love, fashion. We also assume that means she could focus on her girlfriend, Kitty Wilde of #KittyKat fame. Oh, sorry, we mean “friend”. Friends don’t invite friends to do the couple tag on YouTube, just saying. Obviously. After all, Kitty should have time with her fellow feline-named female once Rachel Berry goes on Broadway, a gig she has lined up right after the tour ends. We all know Rachel loves Broadway and majored in musical theater at UCLA, so will she choose to stay on stage? And, if she doesn’t, can her band really recover from a Broadway hiatus? I hate her.

Kitty, while “close friends” with Kat, has also openly called Rachel her best friend, as the two have known each other almost their entire lives. Kitty only pretends to be in the God Squad so she can convince people she has a soul. It seems rather interesting that Kitty would be so close to the two people who are rumored to be leaving. Is it something she did? Maybe she wants more time with Kat - or maybe she wants to start and empire of her own, and had to recruit Kat to help her start a fashion/make-up/social media fame platform. We’ve noticed how her follower number has grown exponentially since #KittyKat vlogs started, and we wouldn’t be surprised if all of that success went into her little blonde head. Kitty is just a knock off version of Quinn and knock offs always fall apart.

Regardless, we wish Rachel luck on Broadway (no), but not enough luck that she’ll actually get recognized for her work. If she does a good enough job she could get a Tony nomination, which will lead to more job offers, and that might just be the end of Divine Influence... Tony should keep his award and Rachel should keep being horrible somewhere I don’t have to see it anymore.

...Unless someone takes over for Rachel. Lead singers do have a history of being replaced - we’re looking at you, Van Halen, Fleetwood Mac, etc. - but could Divine Influence be doing the same thing? Blair Anderson speaking of, who even IS Blair?????, a back-up singer/dancer on the tour, also studied musical theater at UCLA, and she obviously knew Rachel. There’s even evidence of her being friends with the other members of the band. Sabrina Smythe, the manager of both bands on Pesephone’s Tour, has said their back-up singers have been working hard and well with the bands, She even made special note that Blair could have a solo during the encore which is a shame because Santana Lopez should totally get to sing, and it doesn’t take much searching to find out that Blair has made a demo herself. Is this tour going to be her audition to take over Rachel’s spot? And, more importantly, would we care about the band anymore if Rachel’s not a part of it? Hmm. We just don’t know. Wait... we care about the band right now??

What else we don’t know? Why are there back-up dancers in the first place? Jackie Williams made a smash in Divine Influence’s “Hey Beautiful Angel” music video, but was it enough that they really decided to add dancers to the tour? Back-up singers, sure, which Jackie also doing, but it’s oddly coincidental they managed to book her months afterwards, right? Sabrina announced the search for other back-up for the tour shortly after the video debuted, and Jackie was a part of the search team. Something about that seems rather off, don’t you think? Sad pandas unite for me not making it on the tour. I dance way better and am way hotter and have bigger boobs. So.

Speaking of Sabrina Smythe, have you ever wondered if there was another “S” that needed to slip into her name? Perhaps Sabrina Stripper Smythe? A blind item on twitter claims that some tour member has a stripper past, and wouldn’t that just fit the narrative of the Spoiled Smythe? After all, her best friend, Santana Lopez, is known for taking her clothes off, so we can’t help but wonder if she was influenced by her. She’s also the only member of her family to not have a law degree, and we could see a stripper past causing that problem. I’d pay to see that... just saying.

Another degree-less member? Sam Evans. As in, not even a college degree, or even an attempt at college, like Fiona. It’s rather sad, actually. We don’t know much about her past between Kentucky, dyslexia, and moving to LA. Is she hiding some dark past? THIS IS RUDE college is hard :( and Sam is pretty, pretty people don’t need to go to college. Maybe SHE was the stripper.

Eh. Seems unlikely with how innocent of a country bumpkin she is, but we’re keeping our eyes on her. When your past is full of so many blank spots, we can assume you’re hiding something

Then again, do we know anything about Quinn Fabray? Well, about her past? She was friends of some sort with Santana in college, as evidenced by Santana’s old picture of her with pink hair all the way back from their freshman year. Along with the pink hair, there are some now gone piercings and a punk vibe that we didn’t expect.

We also know that Quinn’s real name is “Lucy”, but why did she change it? Could that mean - NEVERMIND QUINN’S THE STRIPPER

And, lastly, let’s get into our beloved Puckerose, both of whom may not be hiding so much anymore...

Norah Puckerman and Marley Rose have been the fan favorite ship of the band since day one. Over time, the ship has grown from fan speculation to fans just knowing it’s true. All the posts about each other, the duets, the songs they’ve written together, and now they live together? Please! Even non-fringe fans are starting to assume they’re dating. I’d date them, too. I’d also date Norah’s new boyfriend, he’s hot.

Which is why we are very distressed to report images of our beloved Puckster with a man. The two seem to be enjoying time in New York City and are all smiles.

While we all just assume Norah’s bi and, yes, we would be okay with her dating guys, we gotta ask...um, what the fuck??

Norah has mentioned an affinity for older men in the past, but this old? Um...what? Originally we dismissed the photos, since there wasn’t much to them and she could’ve just ran into someone on the street who was trying to talk to her. She’s pleasant to strangers...well, sometimes.

But now the two have been spotted together a couple of times, and we think that could be a sign it’s a real thing. One brave TMZ-er got footage of the two of them at dinner before the man - her boyfriend? - asking her to leave them alone while Norah just sat there politely. Norah being a quiet, good girl?? He looks old, maybe she has a bigger daddy kink than Kitty does for Jesus?

We’re kinkshaming this relationship - am I using that term correctly? Whatever, this whole thing is weird!

Of course, maybe it’s in response to Marley’s obvious beard - oh, oops, “boyfriend” - Ryder Lynn. Marley must be good at shaving, she should shave her boyfriends head, too.

Totally cute and believable - if we pretended Puckerose wasn’t living together - right? Except...where the fuck is this guy? We never see him around. Maybe he’s a robot, they’re good at hiding.

And you’d particularly think he’d want to be around after the events of the day. The OG Sirens had a group interview today, and, as soon as it ended, Marley fainted. She was quickly revived and had plenty of water but was rushed away before any questions could be asked. Marley even declined to be on Fondue for Two which totally means she either hates cheese or isn’t eating at all...because we all know she’d love to come pet my pussy’s. Sabrina and Santana put out a message that Marley was simply dehydrated and tired from all the rehearsals, but, come on, we all know “dehydration” and “exhaustion” are code words for drugs - I bet Norah gave her drugs - and mental health issues. So, what’s Miss Rose hiding besides her relationship with her favorite guitarist? Or is the stress of headlining a major tour while her bestie for the restie, Kat, is planning on leaving too much for her?

Well...we’ll have to wait and see.

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fondue for... a lot more than two

I finally learned how to turn on a computer after being asked to write this. It’s basically a crime to have me writing and not making a video but I’ll make an exception because JBI is actually kind of helpful but she’s still not allowed on my YouTube channel. But she’d love to be on yours, Kat! Speaking of kats, with K’s because no one knows how to spell or give people regular names, Marley, I’m looking at you, also Kitty. Aren’t cats and dogs not supposed to get along? Anyway, I put on my super spy goggles and found out The Siren’s and that other band did interview things and I had to get to the bottom of it.

First of all everyone is super boring except Norah and Marley, mostly because we know they’re rubbing their lady bits and it gives me really good dreams. Marley, you can pet my cat ;) And like, I have a question and it’s kind of important because I’m a little confused. Do Norah and Marley rub bits when they’re watching Spongebob together? Because I like rectangles and holes as much as the next person, but that doesn’t really seem like a sexy show, so I’m going to need an explanation. Anyway anything that wasn’t about them was boring, why would anyone want to most of those things and also how did they get all the moving pictures, Buzzfeed is actually Hogwarts confirmed??

Also KittyKat is so fake. Like yeah they want us to think they’re a thing or at least kind of, but I know a little bit about fishing and I will not be queerbaited. Kitty probably hasn’t even touched her own cat let alone Kat’s cat. It’s 20gayteen and we will not stand for this so #BoyCottKat and come watch Fondue for Two where in the next episode I pet both of my cats at once.

I always forget that Sabrina exists but she’s really hot but I’m wondering if the curtains match the drapes because that color red does not look natural. Like I bet she taught Sam how to dye her hair, it only makes sense. Also, Buzzfeed is a chicken blocker because they wouldn’t they let us read about fingers and where Smythe likes them? I don’t even get why they wouldn’t want to include that, it’d be the only interesting thing about all of these interviews.

I also have no idea who Jackie is but they included her too, even thought I’m convinced she’s hiding something, and she seems really cute. Like super cute, but also she got the job over me and we all know I can dance better so she’s cute but I still don’t like her. But like I can’t hate her too much because she likes purring. Sometimes my cat charity purrs, too, not usually between my legs but that’s mostly because I don’t sit on her. Jackie, you’re not supposed to sit on your cat, just saying.

Quinn’s full name is not Quinn Fabray. First of all, we can all use Google, so don’t lie. I don’t have a second of all, but it’s just not true. Also I now ship Quinn and Sabrina. Quinnbrina? Smythebray? I won’t stop until it’s trending. Anyway that’s all I read of Quinn’s post thing because it was boring and I fell asleep.

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So yeah, like, we love all those people or we’re supposed to. Buzzfeed has harnessed Hogwarts witchery and they’re all pretty boring and bad at interviews. Probably because there was no hot cheese involved, I don’t know why people don’t understand the power of melted cheese. I think we all deserve actual information and I feel personally attacked by the lack of interesting content.

PS: Rachel Berry was interviewed too, but I didn’t want my eyes to bleed and we all know she didn’t say anything interesting.

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waking up in vegas

Call Katy Perry because our girls got the full drama of waking up in Vegas better than anything the swish swish bitch can do.

And I’m not even joking. This report is days later than planned due to all the work it took to get all the deets.

So let’s start with Friday. First things first, we got a nice look at everything Rachel Berry and Norah Puckerman had to offer - and I mean everything. Like, that is some kinda NSFW stuff in the links. Except for some blanket coverage and minimal amounts of underwear, the girls finished shooting their video for “Turn the Lights Down Low”, which will be allegedly released “soon”, whatever that means. 

Apparently that wasn’t enough time away from her main squeeze that day, since eye witnesses report that she and a certain Kat Hummel had a dinner together. Maybe this is more future in-law bonding a la Kitty and Marley’s day at a horse ranch? Maybe...or maybe there’s some trouble in Puckerose Paradise?

Kat and Norah made a bet that whoever lost the most money in the casino that night would buy the other one dinner. Kat lost and the two had dinner on Kat’s dime, complete with wine and maybe some feelings - though the two of them aren’t telling. 

Later that night, #KittyKat had their gayest date yet - literally the gayest since they went to a gay bar to shoot a video, according to Kitty’s insta. Of course, we assume shooting a video is a euphemism for something.

And while that’s all good, I’m sure you’re all wondering what the Puckerose Paradise comment means. Well, unless you live under a rock or don’t have the girls’ tweets sent to your phone - why wouldn’t you? - Marley Rose allegedly got drunk for the first time ever. Cute, but also, #thefeels? Did Puckleberry do more than shoot a video, a la #KittyKat? Was Norah trying to make a move on another part of the Humrose family at dinner? Something is definitely up with that.

Marley, in an attempt to forget about her feelings for Kitty, got drunk for the first time ever. She ended up texting quite a few people in her state and embarrassed herself along the way. Norah also texted as soon as she got her tweet, which led to a fight between the two of them about Norah being too much of a mother hen and several other things Marley probably should’ve said years ago. Oh, and she admitted she felt things for Kitty, which may have caused several things to erupt. 

Eye witnesses report that the next day most of the girls weren’t out and about, except for Rachel and Quinn Fabray, who watched the fountains and then disappeared in a rental car. Seems sketch in the funnest way - do we have another ship on our hands? Any idea for a name for these two? Let us know in the comments below!

Rachel and Quinn did indeed watch the fountains and then hit the desert in a rental car to gaze at the stars. Totally not romantic or a date at all, what are you talking about?

Norah wasn’t kidding about that thing for pussy during the whole “accidentally” revealing she’s bi thing, huh? One night after dinner with Kat, fans on the scene saw Norah and Kitty drinking at the bar. Poor, tiny Kitty could never compete with Norah when it comes to drinking, so Norah eventually took her back upstairs. Again, is this an innocent future in-laws (sora) time, or is this a sign of trouble with Puckerose yet again? After all, Marley tweeted about a quarter-life crisis and posted a rather moody snap to her story as well...

Kitty had planned on finally admitting how she’s felt about Marley for literally years now, only to stop herself when she saw Quinn. In her misery, she headed to the bar that night. Norah did the same over her own issues with Kat as well as her earlier fight with Marley. When the two continued to drink in Kitty’s room, Kitty made a pass at her, something she had planned on earlier in the tour in order to learn a trick or two. When Kitty emphasized it was “just for a night”, Norah couldn’t help but feel used and cheap, especially with how she had been brushed off by Kat. She told Kitty no, listing both Quinn and Marley as reasons why it couldn’t happen and the two went their separate ways.

To top it off, Norah and back-up singer Blair Anderson were spot commiserating over fried foods and beer at the bar their last night in Vegas after Marley apparently flew to Denver instead of taking the bus with them. Puckerose definitely seems to be having some problems, but at least everyone is getting along!

Eventually Marley got the truth out of Norah as they tried to make-up. That led to Marley and Kitty fighting, due to Kitty hitting on Marley’s best friend. Finally Kitty couldn’t stop herself from admitting she had wanted Marley since before they even met. Still, their relationship is on a rocky ground. As is Quinn and Marley’s, since Marley accidentally revealed that Quinn wasn’t as straight as Kitty assumed. Marley also accidentally outted Kitty to Kat.

So now the FabWilde girls have some talking to do, Norah has some issues to work through, Puckerose are working on their friendship, Karley might have a chance at a relationship, Faberry is coming along nicely...and Blair and Kat are being fabulous and have the right to judge everyone from the sidelines.

We’ll be sure to inform you with the latest news as it comes to our attention. Thanks for joining us for this gossip blast here at Persephone’s Gossip!

JBI

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WHO’S THE MYSTERY MAN?

This is JBI with your now weekly-ish recap of the social media buzz around the lovely ladies of Persephone’s Tour.

So, first, the boring post-Vegas stuff: Quinn posted something about God, back-up singer (and much buzzed about) Blair Anderson posted some legit bedhead, and on International Women’s Day, both Norah and Quinn celebrated. 

Then our Las Vegas coverage hit and the girls got feisty. 

So who would’ve thought it. After years of playing along with us shippers, Marley openly said she and Norah weren’t dating. And at first, we weren’t willing to believe her...but more on that in a second.

It seemed little miss Kitty Wilde was amused by our investigations into the Vegas drama and posted a gym selfie to prove whoever she was with was lucky. Marley seemed to agree. At first we thought that meant she was agreeing that Kat was lucky, but then Rachel posted a picture of herself taunting us as well wearing the exact same bra as Kitty! Is Wildeberry taking over the scene?? There even seemed to be some confirmation (or mocking?) from Marley in response. 

But back to the earlier subject we’re dying to talk about: Puckerose. So first, after a dramatic time in Vegas, Norah posted about eating alone in Philly. Solo: the word every shipper dreads hearing. But, even more importantly, we have exclusive photos of Norah back in New York...with a man. Norah has teased before about her interest in older men, but we thought her coming out would lead to her and Marley finally coming forward. But maybe, just maybe, our ship has sailed?

All we can do now is wait for the news...and stress eat while we constantly refresh instagram and twitter.

This is JBI signing off with the reminder that you can submit gossip both here and here. Oh, and spray and neuter your pets. 

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Did Norah Puckerman just come out??

JBI here with this blast of gossip! We’ve all been waiting for Puckerose confirmation in every single post from Marley and Norah for years, but Norah hadn’t even admitted to liking girls - UNTIL NOW

In an instagram post shared on twitter, Norah thanked Louisville, the latest stop on Persephone’s Tour, for their kindness as well as Divine Influence’s Sam Evans for her family and her dog. She closed the post saying “lately I’ve been more into pussycats” with a knowing winking emoji.

Is this Norah finally admitting to being into girls as much as we know she is? Does this mean Puckerose is confirmed? We have approached both Norah and her reps for comments, but, as usual, they refuse to take my questions. 

Whatever it means, there’s no way any of us, or her fans, will believe this is just a joke. All of us have known this was coming, so let’s all practice our shocked faces for when Norah finally confirms that the Puckster is eating some less-than-Kosher things in bed.

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Welcome to the new blog!

Jessica Bennie Israel here to present the newest subset of The Muckraker: Persephone’s Gossip! Join me and my staff as we delve into the months’ long world tour featuring The Sirens and Divine Influence! Manager Sabrina Smythe has threatened to keep us all off tour premises, but we know other ways to sneak around. We’ll still need you, the fans, to help us well! Send us your submissions and we’ll keep the world updated on their favorite girl bands!

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Ain’t no lie, she’s bi bi bi

JBI here with the latest scoop on our Persephone ladies!

In a twist shocking literally no one, Norah Puckerman came out as bi. Officially, at least, since we all knew since we first saw her. Come on. I didn’t even bother reporting on it because, please, why bother? 

Surprisingly, things have not taken a turn with Puckerose, which we all assumed was two seconds away from officially coming out as well. Marley  Rose even called Norah a “babe” on said coming out post. But, then again, we also haven’t seen too many mentions of so-called “boyfriend” Ryder Lynn, but no surprises there.

The only interesting story in between that is that half of the girls of The Sirens are officially into ladies. We know Marley has to make the coming out post at some point, but what about Quinn Fabray? Despite all the digging I do, I only find sources of her hanging out with Rachel Berry, which...who knows what that means. I can’t figure Quinn out for the life of me.

Her cousin, on the other hand, Kitty Wilde, AKA one half of KittyKat, spent the day with one half of Puckerose spent the day apparently riding some horses. Maybe the future in-laws are getting to know each other? With the tour’s Vegas stop a week away, who knows what surprise weddings could happen. Let’s all just hope that we get some more dirt during this time.

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Can you say “PR”?

Right after Norah blew the cover on how much she likes girls, Marley posts about some “#bae” named Ryder Lynn. Sounds like a reject Disney prince if you ask me. 

Unfortunately, Flynn Rider made his social media private before we could reach him for comments on his new “bae” status with a certain gold-throated singer. He should’ve known that would be necessary for trying to stop puckerose from finally coming out. Fans have reported that he didn’t have any posts mentioning Marley at all from the past few months. Why would you keep your hot, celeb girlfriend a secret?

We will keep attempting contact with the worst Buffy boyfriend and keep you updated. But, come one, we all know this is some hasty way to cover up the real dirt. Come on, Mars; you can do better than that. 

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