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harcosine · 2 days
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big dogs ab to beat ur ass
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cherrifire · 6 months
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It's the Paw Patrol! I mean the Big Dogs! 🚨🐶
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kayaks00n · 6 months
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To sum up this session, we got:
- The mounders pounding
- Joel saying he likes to go down on [REDACTED]
- Etho getting people wet
- Skizz saying he's a bottom
- Skizz and Tango expanding their family
- Everyone wants Joel
- Why do the task force guys keep barking
- Skizz (talking about Tango): I need my top
To be added as I watch more POV's
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aliennopossumm · 8 months
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the worlds worst (best) polycule
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enderwoah · 6 months
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it's. its the way that martyn has just been moments ahead of dying before jimmy every single time. it's the way that he went yellow at the end of ep 1 and jimmy hit 1 heart and went yellow at the start of ep 2. its the way that martyn fell of the platform and, as if the gods themselves had a personal vice, the dragon suddenly divebombed jimmy and he died TWELVE SECONDS LATER. martyn was first to yellow. martyn was first to red. jimmy follows just moments behind each time.
its the way that martyn is known for devoting himself to a single person and taking as much of the heat and horror off of them as possible at the cost of himself and his wellbeing. the watchers dont want the canary curse to be broken. jimmy is just following his normal schedule of dying and dying and dying except this time martyn is forcing his way in too soon and dying just seconds before.
im just. imagine if the same thing happens for permadeaths. imagine the reaction if martyn and jimmy died at basically the same time except martyn's death message was just before jimmy's. the canary curse is broken, not in some big way where jimmy wins the season or 5v1s an entire team, but through the angry clawing furious devotion of a friend. martyn cant just fight off the forces of the universe with ease but he can do the thing he has always been good at: fighting like an animal and edging his way in despite all odds. he can't make jimmy win, but he sure as hell can make sure he doesn't lose. and maybe things will get better for him after that.
they make me SICK
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the-hipster-nugget · 6 months
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There is something to be said about Martyns new schtick being dogs.. something to be said.
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roryintheir90s · 7 months
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It's a simple art this time, but gosh, do I like it? I love it. It has charm to it!
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cjskribblez · 6 months
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SL spoilers lmao///
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solidailyty · 4 months
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[Day 71]
I've been missing them again. So we have a Colin!Martyn and Reindeer!Jim
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elven-kisses · 1 month
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can we get some martyn and jimmy art looks at you with my large eyes pleadingly … they’re friendship is so silly to me
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big dogs RUFF RUFF 🐶 🐶 🐶
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daily-property-police · 6 months
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Day 308
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dragonheart2497 · 21 days
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JIMMY MET AMELIA (Martyn’s daughter) AND THEY KEPT TICKLING EACHOTHER MY HEARTTTTT
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minecraftbookshelf · 8 months
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A storyline from Third Life that is criminally underused in fandom is just how much effort Martyn went to in the first few episodes to drive a wedge between the flower husbands. Specifically to convince Jimmy that Scott didn’t actually care about him in an effort to lure him over to team with him instead.
There’s a lot that could be done with that.
Just a thought.
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sneezinbird-new · 5 months
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oh, you, guys, would be so proud!.. //
this moment killed me. /pos
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sincerely-nines · 3 months
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the long awaited sequel (i am sorry)
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i totally did not pick this up from like months ago what no
context is this postwhere isent jimmys ass to the datastream essneitally idk
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trafficshipshowdown · 3 months
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Alright! It is officially the 12th of February! Here is our list of contestants!!
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The random group generator really said “No peace” lol! Last time I did this Ethubs won! Let’s see who comes out on top this time!
(Ships under the cut)
Scarian - Scar/Grian
Flower Husbands - Jimmy/Scott
Jizzie - Lizzie/Joel (are you happy I said Jizzie now?)
Redwood - Martyn/Mumbo
Peskyblaze - Tango/Grian
Moonrot - Cleo/Pearl
Property Police - Jimmy/Martyn
Shadowrot - Lizzie/Cleo
Treebark - Ren/Martyn
Gempearl - Gem/Pearl
Mumscarian - Mumbo/Scar/Grian
Flower Ranchers - Tango/Jimmy/Scott
Majorwood - Martyn/Scott
Ethubs - Etho/Bdubs
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