hey vox do you like to pose like a fruity ass gay man all the time or is it just instinct to prance around like a horse trying to impress judges at a fashion show
examples:
who is this man
why does he have my clothes
photoshop probs
fair.
he's cute
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i'm back for more
what's yalls opinion on the existence of heaven and hell? which do you think you'll end up in?
and heres a picture as an extra gift
Why is his head so inflated. Sir what have they done to you.
Ooh, heaven and hell... Vox and Val are 100% going to Hell :)
VEL-
She's right, you know
I'm going to Heaven and you all are gonna suffer.
Nah it's gonna be me
You're a pimp you aren't going ANYWHERE.
If I'm going down you're going down with me~
SHUT UP, WE'RE ON AIR- *ahem.* Thanks for the ask, dear viewer!
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[ you should probably introduce yourself.. ]
"Oh! Yes! I forgot to do that, didn't I?"
[Vox exhales and puts on a smile.]
"Hello, all! My name is Vox, short for {REDACTED}, and I am the main news anchor for VNN Today! (Short for Vees News Network.) Valentino mans the cameras, he's right over here-"
"Hello~ My are you looking sexy today~"
"Stop fucking fliRTING WITH THE CAMERA, GODDAMNIT- *ahem.* And over here is Velvette, my co-host!"
"Heya!"
"Hope to hear from you all soon!"
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val. val stop trying to home the moth. it's a wild animal
But it's so fluffy and cuteeeee :(((
Valentino, let it go, please-
NO
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Sorry we haven't been live in a while, Vel got into an... accident.
She fell down a flight of stairs and broke her arm :>
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