#posing with sex toys like its a fishing photoshoot will never NOT be funny to me

[magioffire]

One day I need to commission some art of vali holding a wild ass dildo like a knotted flared dildo, sinilar to how a dude would hold a big old fish he just caught

#with a big old smile on his face LOL #ooc. #valeriu.txt #bonus points if it looks like he just fished it out of a some pond #posing with sex toys like its a fishing photoshoot will never NOT be funny to me #i see it every once in a while and im like...woah vali vibes. would be his social media banner pic