#porsche totally bonds with kim over his spoiling chay agenda

[bisexualbard-writes]

planning how to celebrate my birthday this weekend: *tv static noise*

planning how kimchay would celebrate birthdays: *giggling and kicking my feet in the air as ideas come faster than I can write them*

#but what if kim spent the morning pampering chay and threw a big birthday party #a big party isn't kim's idea of a good time but he knows chay loves having all his loved ones together and safe and happy #kim hires chay's second favorite musical artist to sing at the party #and kim pretends to not love watching baking shows with chay #but he totally knows who chay's favorite celebrity chef is and hires them for the cake #porsche totally bonds with kim over his spoiling chay agenda #then kim showers chay in a pile of expensive presents #and then a smaller pile of heartfelt presents #and then there was indulgent birthday sex #meanwhile what if i sat in a small and quiet room and listened to podfic and played video games #anyway send me your kimchay birthday thoughts if you have them