Been wondering how Essek has been doing without teleport in the wake of the Apogee Solstice, but we all know that man is teleporting anyway. Dude is collapsing on arrival from the amount of times he’s had to recast to get where he wanted to go cuz he’d rather take on the damage and extreme risk of death than admit that he’s been bested by Ludinus and his pet rock-god.
The image of him continuously appearing in front of the Nein with blood streaming out of every hole in his face. And Caleb’s just like,
“Uh,,, heyy Schatz maybe we should stop using that spell? Especially when you are traveling alone–”
“Not to worry Caleb, everything is under control. Probability is my specialty, and as such, I can assure you I have already devised a method that greatly reduces the risk of incurring any severe repercussions.“
*he says knowing full well he’s been wasting an obscene amount of Fortune’s Favors just to vaguely get here within an inch of his life*
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diving DEEP into dimension 20 to calm my Need a New Mentopolis Episode syndrome, so I binged the entirety of A Court of Fey and Flowers over the last three days and it was a delight.
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So my bra size is a 38G, and even that is starting to get a bit tight on me. Anyways, i kinda figured i would be putting up with comments and stares - which is fine. I might pretend i hate it but if anyone checked they would find out I'm wet at it.
Anyways, I've definitely noticed a lot of guys suddenly referring to my tits as 'mommy milkers' and genuinely what? But also so many different men have used it unprompted that I am no longer surprised or commenting on it at this point.
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ooops I may have just made a bg3 sideblog because i didn't want to spam people on my main with all my bloodweave stuff lol
like i know it's my blog and i can do what i want but also...making sideblogs pleases my rat brain soooooooo
go follow me >.>
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Got some good writing done today and then it all collapsed into incoherent screaming notes to myself because my timeline fell apart. I think. Idk. That’s part of the problem. And the notes got more unhinged, so pray for me when I open up that document again….
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* dramatically crawls on the floor, coughing blood while sobbing*
Please tag your Egghead spoilers! pleaase 🥺
i have seen some screenshots and it looks so beautiful and I'm about to cry bc i still need to finish watching +100 episodes of Wano and i can't do that in a day 😭
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