#please let me shoplift the internal organ bathing suit online pleeeeeease let me shoplift the internal organ bathing suit onlineeeeeee

[mxbitters]

this is not an invitation so please don’t take it that way but no seriously any time i say fuck you to a s*gar d*ddy bot comment a little piece of me dies.  i don’t have time for the mental manipulation or any sort of yikes that could come for it but i do have a wishlist of stupid things i would like but also would not pay for

#wait i mean if that customer service bot thing really does work i mean............. #........ i mean i just got shrek but that was a gift card will that even work............. #please let me shoplift the internal organ bathing suit online pleeeeeease let me shoplift the internal organ bathing suit onlineeeeeee #forbidden extraterrestrial interdimensional not creepy sugar parent who brings me gifts please..please