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#played botw today and my brain was like yo new Linked Universe idea just dropped
captain-krow-drozdov · 11 months
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Two For The Price Of One
(Linked Universe/BOTW Wild/Link AU)
BOTW Link Has Two Braincells Souls
1. The Hero That Died 100 Years Ago (Link)
And
2. The Artificial Sheikah Soul From The Shrine Of Resurrection/The Player (Tech)
Upon Finding Out From The Old Man That Having Another Person In Your Head Isn't The Norm They Decided That Link Gets To Keep His Name And The Artificial Sheikah Soul Will Now Be Dubbed Tech (Once Joining The Chain Link Picks Up The Nickname Unity And Tech Picks Up The Nickname Wild).
Unity/Link Still Has Amnesia But Ends Up Gaining A Lot Of Their Memories Back Pretty Quickly After Finding All The Picture Locations And Wild/Tech Literally Just Got Here When They Woke Up In The Shrine So It Was A Learning Process For Both Of Em.
Unity/Link Is Good With Swords, Shields And Most Weapons Whereas Wild/Tech Is Good With Archery, The Sheikah Slate(Mental Connection Go Brr) And Stealth. Unity/Link Has The Heros Spirit And Wild/Tech Is Just Here For The Vibes And To Be A Chaos Enabler. (Unity/Link Was A Domesticated Chaos Gremlin By The Time He Died And Wild/Tech Is Going To Un-Domesticate Him If It's The Last Thing He Does)
They Are Unfortunately Both Idiots/Chaos Gremlins And Socially Awkward And Will 100% Play Mental Rock Paper Scissors The Loser Has To Deal With Socializing.
Wild Ultimately Looks The Same But Also Has Some "Something Supernatural Is Going On There" Vibes Like Sharper Teeth, The Fact That Their Eyes Glow/Eyeshine, Scary Good Night Vision, Always Cold, Movements/Vibe Just Off Enough To Trigger Some Primal Fear In Strangers, Their Blood Has A Faint Glow To It And When Wild/Tech Is In Control The Blue Glow In Their Eyes Is Brighter And More Noticeable.
Mentally However, Unity/Link Looks Like He Did Back When He Was A Knight Before The Calamity Hit And Wild/Tech Looks Like A Sheikah Recolor Of Unity/Link But They Have Ancient Technology Markings Near Their Eyes And Where Any Visible Veins World Be As Well As Blue Fire Eyes That Glow In The Dark Similar To Guardians/Ancient Tech.
At This Rate Unity/Link & Wild/Tech Are On "Do Not Separate" Levels Of Chaotic Head Roommates. They Can Actively Switch Out Who's Driving The Body At Will And With Enough Focus Can Copilot The Body.
They Are Actively Keeping Score Of Who Is Closest To Figuring Out That There Are Two People Behind The Mental Wheel Of The Champion Link (Four And Zelda/Flora Have The Highest Scores).
{I Offer Incorrect Quotes For The General Dynamic/Vibe Of These Two}
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Wild/Tech: If you See Me Talking To Myself, Go Away! I’m Self-Employed And We’re Having A Staff Meeting!
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Unity/Link & Wild/Tech: Am I a Boy? Am I A Girl? It Doesn't Matter. I'm Going To Burn Your House Down.
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Unity/Link: Name A More Iconic Duo Than My Crippling Fear Of Not Being Worthy Of Being The Hero And My Anxiety. I'll Wait.
Wild/Tech: You And Me!!!
Unity/Link, Tearing Up: Okay.
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Unity/Link, Trying To Put His Knight Training To Use: Ok We Need A Plan...
Wild/Tech, Currently In Control Of The Body Pulling Out A Bomb Arrow: We Have A Plan. The Plan Is Burn Everything Until We Are All That's Left Standing!
Unity/Link, Fighting And Losing To His Pyromania Demons: That'll Work =)
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Unity/Link: Wild/Tech...
Wild/Tech, Bloody And Bruised From A Recent Tumble Down A Mountain Due To Ignoring Shield Durability While Shield Surfing: Oh No, 'Wild/Tech' In B-Flat.
Wild/Tech: You're Disappointed.
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Wild/Tech: So That’s My Plan.
Unity/Link, A Trained High Ranking Knight: Are You Alright With Constructive Criticism? I Don’t Want To Sound Mean.
Wild/Tech: No, Go Ahead, I Want To Hear It.
Unity/Link: It Fucking Sucks We Are Going To Die.
Wild/Tech: That’s Not Very Constructive Of Your Criticism.
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Unity/Link: I Prevented A Murder Today.
Wild/Tech, Who Watched The Whole Exercise Of Self Restraint Go Down: Really? How’d You Do That?
Unity/Link: Self Control.
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Wild/Tech: I CAN'T DO IT UNITY/LINK!
Unity/Link, Laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Wild/Tech: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Unity/Link: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT WILD/TECH, YOU CAN GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE I CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND I KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT ME.
Wild/Tech: . . .
Wild/Tech: I Appreciate It,
Wild/Tech: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH MAN-
Unity/Link: Wild/Tech-
Wild/Tech: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Unity/Link: Wild/Tech We Gotta-
Wild/Tech: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND DUDE. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Wild/Tech: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What Am I Willing To Put Up With Today?'
Wild/Tech, Motioning To Calamity Ganon: NOT FUCKING THIS!
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