#per her brother's orders because i said i'd never seen one and he took that as a personal attack

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I'm bored so two truths and a lie time - hair edition why the fuck not

Is it strange to do a two truths and a lie about my hair? No idea. I'm gonna do it anyway.

#two truths and a lie #i wanted to do the blandest two truths and a lie ever #like each option is so incredibly boring that it's so hard to figure out what the lie is #but my friend told me that nothing about me is boring #i think their exact words were #that's because yr a weirdo whomst is odd #anyway moving on from that #story time in the tags #earlier today i went to target and i accidentally broke the self checkout machine #just because i requested cash back #that employee was PISSED #not at me but at the machine. you could tell he was sick of the shit always breaking #i said sorry and got mine ass out of there #went and ordered a burger #then called my mom and she bought us tickets to go see an opera #per her brother's orders because i said i'd never seen one and he took that as a personal attack #so now my mom is visiting in a few months so we can go to the opera #she got us reasonably decent seats too #not the best and not the worst