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coochiejesus · 1 year

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we prepare for a flavor journey

#peepza

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starschulz · 1 year

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THEY PUT PEEPS ON THE PIZZA!? PEEPZA?!?!

#pizza tower #peppino #pizza #peepza #pixel art

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wegtable · 1 year

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i come in with a ruthless plan to delete the videos on my phone to free up storage and it is immediately foiled upon seeing funny videos of my nephews

#how can i delete little bubbie saying peepza! and eating pizza. how.

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earthstellar · 1 year

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still thinking about Earthspark Bumblebee being stuck with the kids entirely by himself for any slightly extended period of time and it’s so funny

because I keep thinking about all the stuff kids have said to me when I’ve been babysitting or back when I worked in education and it’s so good

there is no way Bumblebee would be fully prepared, at this stage, for Child Questions and Statements

some real things children have said to me:

-”I’M ANGRY” “thank you for telling me! why are you feeling angry?” “BECAUSE!!! RAIN ISN’T MADE OF ICE [takes big breath] CREEEEEEAM”

-”when the sun goes down it’s good because the sun needs to sleep too, but then the moon comes out at night so when does the moon sleep? WHEN DOES IT SLEEP?”

(this was eventually resolved by me reading them “Goodnight Moon” as proof that the moon does in fact sleep, because why would we tell it goodnight if it didn’t also have a bedtime)

-”since dinosaurs were real, are we real?”

-”if dead people live in cemeteries, how do they get their food underground? can we call Pizza Hut? I want pizza like dead people!!! I WANT DEAD PEOPLE PIZZA” (this eventually became “peepza” the longer this demand continued)

-”planes go up. if I jump hard enough with super jump power, could I go to France? can we get a trampoline? I wanna go to France. WAIT!!! WOULD I NEED A PASS-PORP??? I DON’T HAVE A PASS-PORP!! NOOO”

-”I AM APPLE MAN” [child proceeds to walk into the room swinging an apple around in a tote bag over his head, like some kind of medieval flail]

-”I DON’T WANNA PLAY!” “oh no, why not?” “A BIRD POOPED ON MY FAVOURITE TREE”

-”TODAY I LEARNED WE HAVE WATER INSIDE US!!! NOT JUST PEE!!!! pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee”

-”how does the floor work?”

(legitimately a good question but it will be a while before they can apply for architectural engineering school, we ended up watching a documentary on how Tudor houses were constructed to try to solve this one lmao)

-”I looked at my pen, I looked too hard, and it stopped working. I have mind powers like Mr Professor from X-MEN!!” [child proceeded to spend the entire day trying to “be strong brained” by staring at things]

now, of course, the kid/Terrans are a bit more developed than this, a lot of these were from younger children, which is probably obvious

but I can foresee there being a lot of questions about Earth etc. that Bumblebee might genuinely not know the answer to, or he might get faced with child non-sequiturs that throw him off

and because the Terrans may not actually understand yet how certain natural events (like rain) occur, I can imagine there would be some interesting questions, some of which might be more immediately answerable and some which would probably take more work

I feel like Nightshade would ask more scientifically inquisitive questions which Bee might not be able to answer, stuff like that

but either way, there would be so many questions

and some of them are bound to be wild

lmao

#earthspark #es bumblebee #tfe bumblebee #just thinkin #long post

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onionstree · 1 year

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Average Peepza Day