#paul has intense brojob and 'has tried everything' vibes

[theelliottsmiths]

Theory time: Paul and Richard started kissing on stage to prove to Till that kissing men in puplic is absolutely fine, and the flag waving served the same purpose, and the entire band is in on the quest to relieve oblivious bicon from his torment.

Okay but I've theorised about the exact same thing. Enough of us have that I think it makes it true, reality has warped because of the heat of our belief.

It just very much does have the vibe of either that, getting aggressively pro-lgbtq to normalise it and show him the fans are also 1. Supportive and 2. Mostly women and gays, or some/all of them realised they were bi and were like 'fuck it it's 2019 and were Rammstein, we can do whatever we like and this is somehow going to be more eye-catching at this point than any traditionally metal shit'.

Maybe they just enjoy mouth kissing their friends, I understand completely, but riddle me this: why would they enjoy it if they were straight?

No matter what, I totally think Jens had a hand in it. Just a subtle 'have you considered?'.

#paul has intense brojob and 'has tried everything' vibes #richard and till seem. repressed and dealing with internalised biphobia and misinfo #rammstein #flake hasnt cared about society's opinions since around 1980 and even that was fleeting #me rambling #bicon