#parse sitting on taters lap obnoxiously making out with him.

[fauvester]

I feel in my heart of hearts that jack and parse did each other dirty back in the day. both of then were stupid emotionally immature teenagers. and parse already got his ass whooped by the narrative. so maybe jack can be slow basal-level tortured by his worstie ex hooking up with his bestie teammate

#patater #parse sitting on taters lap obnoxiously making out with him. #jack sitting next to them doing everything in his power to pretend to ignore them. 100 yard stare. phone whiteknuckled #taters just a good ol fashioned russian boy who's delighted by the unexpected bounty harvest of blonde twunk #now he and zimmboni match :) #tater: we go out together one night. you and B and me and kenny. a double-date ))) #parse: yeah jack. let's go. 2v2 on the ice. so I can watch you two body each other for my amusement