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The Real World: Bad Blood

Season 32: Episode 7 & 8 & 9 & 10 & 11 & 12

Review

EXIT after EXIT after EXIT

How it all ends

Theo :“Do you know what it’s like to wake up every morning with a hard ass boner?”

hmmmmm this sounds like the either coming together of a kingdom, or the queen turning mad.

Lets visit this real world sh#t storm

BTW I doubt they would air a guy jerking off, but then again... they did show Jordan being dry humped by the boogeyman (Mike)

Theo and mad queen Tyara had an undefined relationship that they blamed on each other......cute

How does Tyara go about the trials and tribulations of a relationship. A relationship specifically built on talking in circles and casual ass grabs?

Tyara: “My guy, that I was dancing on, he was a professional soccer player”

Really b#tch? you are semi cheating on a ya man with a professional athlete.... aka that dream that was ripped from your man #Trauma aka what ya man has been crying about the whole time while filming on The Real World #DIED

Theo: “She is friend-zoning me”

She’s friend-zoning the kingdom, fam

Tyara I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU! Girl wtf?!

Theo: “She can bring buddy back, she can f##k him right next to me, Imma wake up, give him a high five and tell him pound harder”

LMAO Their history be like:

Theo&Tyara: We like each other Tyara: You gonna be the one that rides me no one else Theo: So are we something or nah Tyara: THAT IS WHAT I ASKED YOU! Tyara: *sees pro athlete, lets him ride her in front of Theo* Theo: ummm what is this? Tyara: nah, it seems like that..and it is..but nah. Hold up that’s my other man Theo: bruh Tyara: WHAT MF?! Theo: BUT WHAT ABOUT US?! Tyara: THAT IS WHAT I SAID!!! Theo&Tyara: Well if he/she is moving so am I !!!

good times

No hard feelings right?

Dang bitter again

LMAO

Dammit Gio stick to your show.

I wonder how Tyara feels about Theo

BTW Mad Queen Tyara illegitimate pregnancy is no more... not sure what happened... don’t care

The shade the crew had tho.... lmao

Did anyone catch this?:

Sooooo.... she doesn’t know for sure?

anyway what’s Theo’s take on this?

THEO WASN’T SUPPOSE TO MUTHAF##KIN LEAVE!!! It wasn’t suppose to be like this!!!

Theo and F##kBoy Kassius couldn’t live under the same roof anymore, keeping both would have been a safety liability.

I guess production thought that F##kBoy Kassius would bring more drama to the show.

F##kBoy Kassius, did Orlana dirty tho.

According to F##kBoy Kassius this was all in the name of friendship

F##kBoy Kassius: “Obviously she was making it out to be something that it wasn’t”

OMG yass F##kBoy Kassius, deny, blame, and deny again. Sounds a little familiar *cough*

Look there is no smooth way of bringing up..... *barfs*..... *barfs some more*

Peter: “Mike’s Mike. I know how he his. You know he tells people stories, and it would be like half true half not true and you know... do I believe it, probably not”

Mike: ”Black guys love that sh#t? I bet. You guys can rub coconut oil on your ashy-ass skin together”

His lengthy ass periscope on his controversial comments

Queenith CeeJai blesses scumbag Mike with a tweet.... little does she know

Mike bolted off the show (for the second time in his reality tv career), WITH Peter’s shoes

so that’s how he stole $2000 dollars lmaooo

Well he just left single......

Wait...

YES GURL ME TOO

So it turns out, Jordan KNEW about Tori. It was confirmed on the After Show (Finally they made some use to it). They were playing a game called “Who’s Side Piece Is This?” This was Mike’s:

Jordan..... NO

But damn, Mike dropped her and everything like a hot rock

Jordan: “He told me he was following in love with me, like, three days ago”

hmmmm sounds familiar ....

Speaking of affairs....

Jenn’s boyfriend Travis: “I hope this 5 seconds of fame was worth it”

LMFAOOOO

So Jenn cheated on her boyfriend with *rolls eyes* Peter. The same dude that violently screams at her and hits objects....but what for?

Peter: “I clearly hate Anna... and I feel like Jenn has to stop talking to Anna...” whine whine whine ugh #paranoia

The shade the production crew threw at Peter was ... art. He had such bad editing... or is that just the way he is?

Anna: “All we hear is Peter screaming. The entire house is upset.”

Mike: “pete does this and he’s been doing this for years. He meets a girl that he finds attractive and if the girl finds him attractive at the same time, it’s like balls to the wall 100 mph... you think this is a one time thing? this is the first step to the process. The second step is when she comes out with us and we get there he is going to sit there and if like one look to like another dude and that’s when sh#t is going to go off...”

Peter: “I wasn’t even yelling, it’s not even yelling. Listen you wanna see me yell? I’ll scream”

Um .... Jenn.... I don’t know about this one....

Jenn: “The problem is, like, the fact that like no one f%%king knows what I’ve been through, I have been through an abusive relationship...”

*cough* According to statistics, if you find yourself in an abusive relationship, you might wind up in another one, consciously or subconsciously.*cough*

This behavior is down right demented... Imagine how Anna felt when PeterTheScreamer randomly asks to talk to her alone...

LMAO this passive agressive b###h!! Of course Peter wants to take control of Jenn’s situation *cough*

If she said more she would be feeling the wrath of PeterTheScreamer #Props

Oh she Peter now huh?

here is a rare moment: Robbie being honest about how he feels about people... nice

Jenn: “I gave you guys the benefit of the doubt. Peter was pissed at me that night and the reason why he was yelling at me is because he can’t stand you two, that’s why he was yelling at me”

I mean.... I don’t think there is any good reason why he should be abusive towards you but.....

same.... same

There is no other way to handle this trash ass situation, tbh

Katrina: “Peter is just crazy, he like he just so annoying... and he is blowing something so little out of proportion he’s not a man he should not be in a relationship he needs to get help”

LMAO She legit ditched him and he got so mad.... they live together.... #Psycho

I wish I could say Jenn Peter came to her his senses

TIME FOR COMBAT

Peter: “STFU WITH YOUR FAKE ASS TITTIES”

Production: “What are you trying to accomplish by commenting on her boobs?”

YASSSSS PRODUCTION CALL HIS ASS OUT!!!!!!!! DRAG HIM

Orlana: “Peter looked like he was about to fight them, like He got very close”

Production: “We have decided to send you home and end your experience in Seattle the punch to the refrigerator and the punching of walls are demonstrations of angry outbursts u have had in the past. You were told by Matt that those sort of aggressive outbursts could not be tolerated you agreed and told him that these sort of incidents would not happen again. Last Sunday your behavior was hostile intimidating and was the spark that led the fight between Jenn and Anna. You pushed Jenn away several times in an effort to get her to stop restraining you. After the altercation between Jenn and Anna you physically imposed security and you got into Anna’s face in an imposing and physically threatening way. You antagonized Anna. Due to your continued instigation and hostile behavior with your roommates you are being sent home tonight you must leave the house by 8 pm.”

LMAOOOOOO YASSSSSSSSS YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

“you good? any last words? you sure? its your last moment?”

Prince charming storms away hoping to rescue his long lost lover, trapped in his enemies lair....

Peter: “she doesn’t think like us dude, she is dumb....“

Peter: “If i wasn’t with her, i would probably fight Robbie... just because”

Damn .... no allies

Mike: “She’s not that hot”

Peter asks.... haha yeah right, not with them demonic eyes. Peter tells Jenn...

Peter: “I need you to leave with me” Jenn: “That’s not fair Peter” Peter: “I don’t care”

Oddly enough this PeterTheScreamer session wasn’t started by Anna-Katrina or Jenn. The night was .... dare I say... instigated.... but by whom?

None of this would have ever have happened if he just stuck with his act of “Everybody is cool with Robbie persona”

Robbie: ““Domestic abuse verbal.” Who could be Googling that?”

Why does he have animosity towards that stack sisters?

Robbie: “....Every night? separating yourself from the group?”

but nah that wasn’t the real issue... the real issue?

Robbie: “Honestly I am a little annoyed about this... I wanted everyone to enjoy”

They Betrayed Robbie’s MEATBALLS

Robbie does have a mean streak, this is the same guy that burned all of his ex-gf’s (Jenn) belongings and sent her a video of it .... like bruh you were the one that missed the single life not her

Robbie could have been... dare I say... a production puppet. After all he was the only one that got filmed at the end for his arrival at home

Little moments from this terrible show about 7 (or more) strangers:

Peter’s removal from the house:

The house banding together against racial inequalities:

Will and his... issue:

Will: “Yo, could you grab me some toilet paper”

Dueling cousins, dueling on literally everything:

UPDATES

MTV did their after the show update here . Tyara declined (or wasn’t asked) for an after-real-world-update. Maybe she was bitter about MTV outing her pregnancy... perhaps she had more in common to Theo than we thought. It’s safe to say her ass ain’t coming back to mtv.

Theo and Whats-Her-Face-Anika competed on “The Challenge: Invasion Of The Champs”. You blink and they are gone.

TORI FINALLY SPILLS THE TEA

“Are You The One” after show of season 5 episode 6

“The Aftermatch: No Bro-Code”

Tori: “So Mike went on another reality show called the real world, and he cheated on me with a girl named Jordan, who was also on the show, and obviously that aired, and then that blew up our relationship, and I found out and now Mike, and I absolutely don’t talk. I have a restraining order against him, and it ended really bad... and it was the worse mistake of my life”

RIP: To all the beefs, pranks, and funny times MTV felt compelled to edit out -_-

#Theo Bradley #Kassius Bass #Anika Rashaun #Will Groomes III #orlana russell #jordan anderson #katrina stack #anna stack #mike crescenzo #peter romeo #robbie padovano #jennifer geoghan #Tyara Hooks #kimberly johansson #THE REAL WORLD #the real world bad blood #the real world season 32

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myrealityloveaffair · 7 years

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The Real World: Bad Blood

Season 32: Episode 6

After shows 1 & 2

Review

Peter vs Stacks

A relationship is over will another develop

These after shows are basically an utter waste of time. They are basically like:

Host: “So you did [this] on the show” Cast member: “Yes, i did” Host: “how does everyone else feel about [this]” Cast: “I mean it’s all right”

Why do we have so many cast members that try to avoid drama.

Now it’s this BS:

Roommate 1: “Yes, i dragged her/him through the mud. Yes I humiliated this person, but we went through this experience together and I like his/her [blah, blah]”

Roommate 2: “Yes, this person assaulted me and bullied me in the house in front of the nation..... but they said sorry once on camera. Yes we only speak on camera.”

Sure, as a person she’s great. Read between the lines yall, she just described a co-worker. NOT A FRIEND. She doesn’t actually like Jennifer, but also doesn’t want drama of it all. They are at most acquaintances. We all know how that goes “hello, how are you doing, oh that’s nice *goes to phone*”

Speaking of Jennifer, reality tv isn’t for the insecure. One might find themselves in the jaws of a demon *cough* Peter. There is no way in hell her and Peter are going to work. He is too desperate.

If he gets on another show, he is just going to pull a Mike and cheat (or just drop her).

Side Note: Why in the hell didn’t the host ask Mike about Tori?

Anna wants to sit and act like she dumped Peter because her sister was right...

Which is true...

But it really is this moment right here

PSA: Free the Nipple, Let the Vag Breathe

Yasssss, deny girl

lets all collectively pretend Peter didn’t happen

ugh shut up Peter OMG *keeps eyes shut*

What did this K-Fed wannabe use as a pick-up line for Jennifer?

I hope Jennifer has her Britney Spears umbrella wielding moment... please

Peter admits that it was Jennifer all along, but he needed to slither under someone ASAP, #romantic

It was i time for Peter to think fast, his messy antics didn’t have time to stink yet

Yass Peter tell yo girl to leave while you trynna put them moves on Jennifer

Peter gives me vibes....

Like he seems like the type to secretly tape having sex with a woman, then leak it out to a porn company.... anything for the money and the fame

Jennifer is a prime example of it doesn’t matter how pretty you are, you can still be insecure as hell

She was will her boyfriend for two months but it was nothing?

GURL PUH-LEEEEZ

I wonder if Robbie wanted her back if she would go back.

Robbie, does have a point. The whole purpose of her being there was for her to confront Robbie about their bad break up, because she feels like he did her dirty.

but here she is on the same show doing a guy dirty

Damn Jenn, how dare Robbie ask a valid question

but then again Robbie says to the other cast members he wants nothing to do with her, but lies to her face and says he wants to be friends.

I think we all agree Jenn

How else would you fall for this?

Nessa: “What was is about Anna that you absolutely immediately were attracted too”

OMG will Peter vs the Stacks ever get old?

This feud will last a century.

it’s been months

Peter is messy enough for them to put him on The Challenge

Wait where is Katrina in all of this?

Yasss Katrina come throughhhhh

OMG mess

the filth

wait what?

OMG Katrina do better

Speaking of Mike, brace yourselves because he has invaded Tumblr

Don’t be led on its him bragging about his life after tv and every single sexcapade he has had since being on camera

here is a little excerpt so you wont waste browser history

*barfs my life completely*

Mike’s latest victim, Jordan to clarify what really went on under the sheets

girl...

Anika who?

there’s my girl

Dammit Jordan

Next off we have the most pointless segment of these after shows

which is who does the cast believe Kass or Theo, .... literally nothing was resolve

*side note: why in the hell did they cast Anika on “The Challenge” she was low key an extra, was diversity needed that much?

Let’s explore the BS shall we

Kassius: “Theo had just dumped our trash can in front of the RA, and in the garbage can was, like, tobacco guts....” Nessa: “Cause in the police report, it talks about how the police officers found, in the trash can in the dorm room, blunt rappers and tobacco dumped out. So how does that correlate to this?” Kassius: “I have no clue” {Note: So wait, the officers were lying too #fishy} Theo:”I literally have no idea.100% no idea why the police came, cause there was no weed smoking going on in the room...Kassius said that i went and dumped blunt whatever, in the garbage can and the RA saw me, which is a lie, cause if you read the police report, how did the police find those same blunts... in our room?”

Welp, Kassius got scalped

Kassius: “There’s two garbage cans. He got up and dumped his garbage can. My garbage can had guts in it, yeah {Note: but wait didn’t he just say he didn’t have a clue what the police report meant when it said that the weed paraphernalia was found in the trash can in the room? #KeepItStraight} . He got caught dumping the guts in the garbage can that made the RA come to the room, to find his weed.” Nessa: “We heard Theo tell Mike that he arrived at the room and there were three police officers already inside, but in the police report, it says that you and Theo were already in the dorm room.” Kassius: “Cause he’s a liar.” Theo: “That was me not really even telling the truth with that. Not intentionally not telling the truth. We’ve told this story for years now,” Nessa: “So the police request to enter the room, and Kassius, the police report says you allowed them in the room.” Kassius: “I didn’t have a problem with that, but the searching and stuff... Theo knew there was weed in the room. I knew there was weed in the room.” Theo: “When Kass was asked if there was anything illegal in the room, he had to know that it was in there, because I didn’t put it there.” Nessa: “The protein powder container that was on top of the microwave is where the weed was found. Who does the microwave belong to?” Kassius: ”Uh... I honestly don’t know at this point. Do i look like i take protein?” Theo: “A, the refrigerator’s his as well as the microwave. B, the protein powder container was his. C, he didn’t even want them to search....I had no idea it was weed there”

Kassius is guilty as hell

Signs of a liar: 1 2 3

What I think happened :

1) Weed belonged to Kassius

2) Kassius secretly threw the paraphernalia into Theo’s trash can

3) Theo dumps trash can, discovers what Kassius did

4) Kassius won’t take responsibility because Theo got caught

5) Theo won’t take responsibility because weed wasn’t his, and he didn’t know.

Why i think that happened:

1) Kassius, emphasizing “He dumped the trash in front of the RA” scenario.

2) Theo is focused on who it belonged to

3) Their stories align pretty well once you cut out the extra BS

They are both playing the blame game.

Also Kassius is secretly jealous of Theo

Wow downplaying your brother (cousin) already?

Isn’t he trying to bond with Theo?

Why does any of this superficial sh#t matter?

Trying to dim someone else’s shine, I see.

Theo was seen as the good child, while Kassius was seen as the more troubled one in the family. Kassius had to do something to feel a little equal, so he dumped some paraphernalia into Theo’s trash. However, none of them expected this to happen.

On a much lighter note WIlly from Philly Come Thruuuuuuuuu