#or constantly bringing up my romantic history for no reason and acting weirdly jealous whenever there's someone new

[paradigmsofbrittaperry]

I think one of the craziest things that a former object of my affection has ever said to me is “your boyfriend is just a less attractive version of me” like?? why would you say that?? are we still doing a Nick and Jess or are you just deranged?? 

#he's deranged. he's just deranged. #last month we both had boyfriends and yet that did not stop him from saying this #or saying 'how do we know me and bri's boyfriend aren't the same person if we've never been in the same room at the same time' #or constantly bringing up my romantic history for no reason and acting weirdly jealous whenever there's someone new #telling me why all of them are terrible and deflecting whenever i confront him about it #last time i pressed him on it he said that he only thinks about my romantic interests this much because he's making a tier list #like okay yeah for sure for sure that's why you bring it up in front of all of our close friends and judge all of them so harshly #yeah keep never unpacking that one #i swear some men would rather d*e than do basic introspection to figure out why they act the way that they do #bri speaks #LIKE HE'S BEEN OUT OF TOWN FOR ABOUT A WEEK AND HAD A PACKAGE DELIVERED TO HIS HOUSE #AND WHO DID HE ASK TO PICK IT UP??? #WHO DOES HE DEFAULT TO WHEN HE NEEDS SOMETHING AND NEEDS SOMEONE HE CAN TRUST #never his boyfriend nah why would you go to the person you're dating for anything when bri is right over there??