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ALL OF THEM WHORE

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans? coffee mugs

2. chocolate bars or lollipops? chocolate bars

3. bubblegum or cotton candy? Cotton candy

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you? shy but a good student

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups? glass cups

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear? I mean probably preppy because of how I dress for teaching?

7. earbuds or headphones? Headphones

8. movies or tv shows? tv shows

9. favorite smell in the summer? suntan lotion

10. game you were best at in p.e.? the game where I lost early and got to stand on the side and watch

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day? right now, cereal. Usually, oatmeal or fried eggs.

12. name of your favorite playlist? My country playlist on spotify

13. lanyard or key ring? lanyard

14. favorite non-chocolate candy? sour patch kids

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment? The Things they Carried by Tim O’Brien

16. most comfortable position to sit in? nothing, I am constantly changing the position I sit in. I can’t sit still

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes? My Sperrys or my white crocs

18. ideal weather? Sunny with a nice warm breeze

19. sleeping position? on my side typically but I move a lot at night

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)? notebook with a pen-- but usually I write on my phone because it’s convenient

21. obsession from childhood? umm.. I don’t know? If I had any?

22. role model? My mom

23. strange habits? watching pimple popping videos

24. favorite crystal? Celestine

25. first song you remember hearing? Zombie by The Cranberries

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather? Bask in the sun and drink

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather? Curl up in a ball and watch tv bc I hate the cold

28. five songs to describe you? That describe me?? Okay. We’ll try. Man! I Feel Like a Woman-Shania Twain. I Don’t Wanna Be-Gavin Degraw. Who I Am- Jessica Andrews. She Keeps Me Warm-Mary Lambert. This is Me- The Greatest Showman Soundtrack

29. best way to bond with you? Deep conversations, lots of snacks, and good beer

30. places that you find sacred? the docks at mount holyoke, the woods leading up to the docks

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names? ooo... khakis, pink button down, and blazer OR a kick ass dress, depending on the mood.

32. top five favorite vines? “LOOK AT ALL THOSE CHICKENS.” , It’s an avocado! Thanks!”, “I SMELL LIKE BEEEEF”, “THAT’S MY OPINION”, “That’s what good pussy sounds like”

33. most used phrase in your phone? “I love you” & Yikes bikes

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head? WOW that’s a low price!

35. average time you fall asleep? 11:00

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing? The baby one? idk honestly

37. suitcase or duffel bag? suitcase is easier to carry

38. lemonade or tea? tea but i love me some lemonade

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie? lemon meringue pie

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school? my senior year for part of our senior prank my friend brought a keg full of mountain dew to school and people did keg stands in the parking lot

41. last person you texted? wifey

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets? pants pockets

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket? love a good cardi

44. favorite scent for soap? i have a new mango one that I really like

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero? superhero

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in? sweatpants and a big tshirt/longsleeve in the winter, basketball shorts in the summer.

47. favorite type of cheese? ooo... I’m going to go with goats cheese

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be? A pomegranate-- i will explain only if asked.

49. what saying or quote do you live by? “We have to create. It is the only thing louder than destruction” -Andrea Gibson

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have? idk my wife says a lot of funny things

51. current stresses? not being able to fly and see my wife, my kids not being in the classroom for the rest of the year... basically the state of the world.

52. favorite font? I’m a boring hoe that loves Times New Roman... also into Playfair though.

53. what is the current state of your hands? Dry as hell and not holding my wife’s... so... not good.

54. what did you learn from your first job? That not everybody has the same opportunities as me and I should be thankful that I was able to get a college education....

also that drive thru sucks and you should appreciate fast food workers bc their job is shit.

55. favorite fairy tale? Hansel and Gretel is fun

56. favorite tradition? Christmas party at my parent’s house

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome? My grandmother dying is my biggest one, and the struggle of having anxiety is one I’m constantly trying to overcome

58. four talents you’re proud of having? poetry writing, I guess I can sing?, and act a little bit?, teaching-- because I feel like it is a talent

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be? absolutely no idea.

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be? Something like Ouran High School Host Club

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.? “There is no dishonor in losing the race. There is only dishonor in not racing because you are afraid to lose.”- The Art of Racing in the Rain by Garth Stein

62. seven characters you relate to? Tina from Bob’s Burgers, Piggie from the Elephant and Piggie books, Rory from Gilmore Girls, Part of Monica from Friends, parts of Joey from Friends, Linda from Bob’s Burgers, Oscar the Grouch from Seasame Street

63. five songs that would play in your club? Yeah!-Usher, Dancing Queen- ABBA, Man! I Feel Like a Woman- Shania Twain, Maneater- Nelly Furtado, Work it- Missy Elliot

64. favorite website from your childhood? Addicting Games

65. any permanent scars? A small scar on my wrist from burning myself on the oven

66. favorite flower(s)? Lilies

67. good luck charms? My wife

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried? GRAPE

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned? Otters hold hands

70. left or right handed? right handed

71. least favorite pattern? Paisley

72. worst subject? Math

73. favorite weird flavor combo? Ketchup and Mac and Cheese... not really flavors but

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen? 7

75. when did you lose your first tooth? no idea

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)? how could I ever pick a favorite potato food when I love them all equally? Except tater tots. Tater tots can go away.

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill? Cactus

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store? Sush

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo? school ID

80. earth tones or jewel tones? earth tones

81. fireflies or lightning bugs? fireflies

82. pc or console? pc

83. writing or drawing? writing

84. podcasts or talk radio? podcasts

84. barbie or polly pocket? POLLY POCKET

85. fairy tales or mythology? Fairy tales

86. cookies or cupcakes? cookies

87. your greatest fear? plane crash

88. your greatest wish? world peace? also to be living on the same continent as my wife

89. who would you put before everyone else? my wife and my family

90. luckiest mistake? no clue

91. boxes or bags? bags

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights? fairy lights

93. nicknames? my dad calls me gert (like gertrude)

94. favorite season? fall

95. favorite app on your phone? My homescapes app

96. desktop background? just the blue windows background. I’m boring and should change that

97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized? three including mine

98. favorite historical era? Renaissance?

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anxious-spacetart · 5 years

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hehehehehehehehe ur turn as well. whole ask meme. go. >:3c

Well...Heck.

1. Coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?

I like coffee mugs, just because.

2. Chocolate bars or lollipops?

Chocolate bars!

3. Bubblegum or cotton candy?

I don’t really like either, but if I was forced to chose...I would go with bubblegum.

4. How did your elementary school teachers describe you?

Don’t really remember, but I think I was ok.

5. Do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?

Soda bottles.

6. Pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?

Pastel!

7. Earbuds or headphones?

Headphones. Earbuds just fall out of my ears.

8. Movies or tv shows?

Movies are nice.

9. Favorite smell in the summer?

Rain, barbecue, and chlorine at the pool.

10. Game you were best at in p.e.?

Dodge ball. Haven’t played in a while.

11. What you have for breakfast on an average day?

Cereal, poptarts, or waffles.

12. Name of your favorite playlist?

Songs that I’ll bop to.

13. Lanyard or key ring?

Lanyard.

14. favorite non-chocolate candy?

Lemonheads! Love the sour taste.

15. Favorite book you read as a school assignment?

The Hate U Give.

16. Most comfortable position to sit in?

Levitating

17. Most frequently worn pair of shoes?

Bright pink pair.

18. Ideal weather?

Sunny with a chance of rain.

19. Sleeping position?

On my stomach, I guess?

20. Preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?

I don’t really write, but I do it on my laptop on a Google Doc.

21. Obsession from childhood?

Dragons!!! I love those big fire lizards.

22. Role model?

My friends!

23. Strange habits?

Staring of into space.

24. Favorite crystal(s)?

Moonstone, fluorite and opal!

25. First song you remember hearing?

eery - Her

26. Favorite activity to do in warm weather?

Swimming!!!

27. Favorite activity to do in cold weather?

Haha. Stay inside and do nothing.

28. Five songs to describe you?

MinM - My Dream feat. Bebe

Shawn Wasabi - OTTER POP (ft. Hollis)

Metrik - Dawnbreaker

Khamsin - Plastic Dreams (feat. Kidswaste)

Leon Lour - Conscious

29. Best way to bond with you?

Idk. Talk about our likes, act wacky, say hi?

30. Places that you find sacred?

My house, my room, and the woods?

31. What outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?

Anything?

32. Top five favorite vines?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0qbv8AatAU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Y9HwVa3Znc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maoqXdt8hZQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Bjy5YQ5xPc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SunaZVRxHcs

33. Most used phrase in your phone?

Only memes

34. Advertisements you have stuck in your head?

Attention: If you or a loved has been diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may to entitled to financial compensation.

35. Average time you fall asleep?

About 10:00

36. What is the first meme you remember ever seeing?

I’m not really sure?

37. Suitcase or duffel bag?

Suitcase. Easier to carry things.

38. Lemonade or tea?

Lemonade!

39. Lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?

Haven’t had these, but I’ll go with lemon cake.

40. Weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?

me.

41. Last person you texted?

My dad.

42. Jacket pockets or pants pockets?

Jacket pockets are better.

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?

Hoodies are nice.

44. Favorite scent for soap?

Orange citrus.

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?

I love fantasy! It’s full of adventure!

46. Most comfortable outfit to sleep in?

Loose clothing.

47. favorite type of cheese?

Cheddar cheese lol.

48. If you were a fruit, what kind would you be?

A...Grape???

49. What saying or quote do you live by?

“Don’t let yesterday take too much of today.“ - Will Rogers

50. What made you laugh the hardest you ever have?

Probably a vine, idk. I laugh a lot.

51. current stresses?

School.

52. Favorite font?

Megrim!

53. What is the current state of your hands?

Fine?

54. What did you learn from your first job?

I don’t have a job yet?

55. Favorite fairy tale?

The golden goose.

56. Favorite tradition?

Thanksgiving

57. The three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?

School, my fear of talking to people and being anxious.

58. Four talents you’re proud of having?

I’m not really sure lol.

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?

uh.

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?

I don’t really watch anime.

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?

“The past is gone, and cannot harm you anymore. And while the future is fast coming for you, it always flinches first and settles in as the gentle present.” ― Cecil Baldwin

62. seven characters you relate to?

Idk.

63. five songs that would play in your club?

A bunch of songs from WTNV.

64. Favorite website from your childhood?

Club Penguin.

65. Any permanent scars?

Nope, not yet,

66. Favorite flower(s)?

Sunflowers and Night Sky Petunias.

67. Good luck charms?

Don’t really have a charm.

68. Worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?

Honey lemon.

69. A fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?

Mitochondria is the powerhouses of the cell.

70. Left or right handed?

Right!

71. Least favorite pattern?

Pattern with a bunch of color that don’t work well.

72. Worst subject?

Math.

73. Favorite weird flavor combo?

Hot coco and ice cream?

74. At what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?

75. When did you lose your first tooth?

When I was like...6.

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?

French Fries.

77. Best plant to grow on a windowsill?

A flower.

78. Coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?

Coffee from a gas station.

79. Which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?

I don’t have a license so I’m going to go with my id.

80. Earth tones or jewel tones?

Jewel tones are nice!

81. Fireflies or lightning bugs?

I call them fireflies!

82. Pc or console?

I prefer console only because I’m used to it.

83. Writing or drawing?

Both?

84. Podcasts or talk radio?

Podcasts.

84. Barbie or polly pocket?

I don’t like dolls but I’ll go with Barbie.

85. Fairy tales or mythology?

Mythology.

86. Cookies or cupcakes?

Cupcakes all the way.

87. Your greatest fear?

Heights.

88. Your greatest wish?

To be a better person.

89. Who would you put before everyone else?

My friends and family!

90. Luckiest mistake?

Grabbing somebody’s bag and realizing it before they leave.

91. Boxes or bags?

Boxes.

92. Lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?

Fairy lights are pretty!!!

93. Nicknames?

I never really had nicknames.

94. Favorite season?

Summer!

95. Favorite app on your phone?

Youtube.

96. Desktop background?

A galaxy.

97. How many phone numbers do you have memorized?

Only one.

98. Favorite historical era?

The Middle ages!

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