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nota-deviant · 2 years

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Me and the lovely @perewinklebuzz as our favorite ships

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ladybugkisses · 3 years

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I love her so much!!I wanna know about all her relationships!! She seems very well fleshed out

AAA THANK YOUUU ! !! 💕💞💕

let me try and talk about Those now then (gonna keep stuff a bit brief so this doesn't turn into a very long post + because we don't actually know all that much about the characters yet (i might still throw in some headcanon based stuff though lmao))

Alastor

they met in 1927, he was a regular at the diner she worked at

yes she listened to his show on the radio but in the previous >post< i mentioned how she sucks at processing audio/audio recognition so she didn’t recognize him at all lmao eVERY BASTARD ON THE RADIO SOUNDS THE SAME

they started bonding over the fact they were both Single And Not Interested In Mingling, Love Is For Fools

fastforward almost a year they start thinking “well shit if i wanna spend the rest of my life with someone it’s with you” and start dating, oops

fastforward a few years and a little funny fun fact is my sona reveals to be a messed up bithc before he gets the chance to do it first

“hey alastor uhhh you wouldn’t happen to know how to hide a body, would ya” (would like to add this is the first and only murder she commits and it was a case of self-defense turned into going overboard with it)

couples that kill together stick together :^)

fastforward more years. he dies. she dies nearly a year later. a few months after being in hell they reunite and she breaks things off with him LMAO now we can start a nearly-a-century-long case of Will They Won’t They

also known as what i want to think niffty would later name it The Cycle Of Stupidity where we’re good friends > uh oh we end up getting too close > awkward > keeping our distance now > nevermind we’re good friends again > uh oH W

the amount of slip-ups these two have that they end up sweeping under a rug infuriates me and i’m the one writing this, hi

things get a bit more complicated when my sona starts to work for neøn in the 2000s though because they’re said to not treat their employees well and it makes alastor’s overprotective nonsense shoot through the damn roof and i don’t much appreciate that. sir i can take care of myself

most of the years before that were dealt with a lot of stubborn pride, bad timing and fears. now they just think they wouldn’t work anymore while still insisting to have each other in their afterlives somehow, even if the amount of time they go without seeing each other seems to be getting longer

anyway fastforward to the present AKA the pilot- they 100% believe they’re over each other. spoilers: they’re fukcing NOT and good god are they emotionally constipated/stupid about it

there’s so much left to say but i want to show it in art form rather than here so hey i hope y’all got the very extremely basic idea of the timeline for now gdskgsks

Rosie

of course alastor would introduce my sona to rosie. OF COURSE

should probably mention this is going off the assumption that alastor would know rosie pretty early in his death (if this ends up being wrong i’ll rewrite it a bit, it’s fine lmao)

anyway, he didn’t like the shitty job my sona had and thought rosie could offer her something. BOOM new gardener if rosie doesn’t end up having a big garden and a manor i’m sueing, c’mon. look at her. look at her name

my sona was kinda scared of her at first ngl, but got over it pretty quick. like. in the span of an hour

i’d like to think that, while mostly work related at first, our relationship becomes an actual friendship

she’s actually probably a bit motherly towards me. and i believe in rosie being taller than alastor supremacy so that’d make me TINY to her and she ends up petnaming me “rosebud” and “little dove” (y’all remember when i said alastor and i have a bunch of slip-ups? that last petname is related to one of them lmao)

she sure knows how to keep a secret!

doesn’t much appreciate how often alastor seems to visit her just so he can see me, but she also can’t help but find it kinda endearing i guess? ??

we stay in touch even after i stop working for her. it’s all good! but boy is my sona glad to be out of the cannibal colony more often gdsGDSKN

Niffty

going off the assumption niffty knew alastor early in her death, we meet sometime in the 50s

alastor introduces us by getting her to help me clean my apartment after staying way too long in a depressive state. which i don’t appreciate like No i don’t care that it’s somehow part of the deal she made with you. ALSO I DON’T NEED A NEW BABYSITTER-

she’s at least enthuasiastic about it i guess?? he also has her check on me for a while. and she insists on coming because thinking about the mess will drive her crazier

also she’s so nosy about me and alastor gsdkngs she’s invested

all that made us develop a very genuine friendship tho!! ! dare i say she’s one of my best friends!

she was also the one to introduce me to more modern stuff (50s stuff at least) and the reason my sona likes 50s fashion a lot in the first place lmao- it’s the start of my sona’s path to keeping up with the times i suppose

it’s also thanks to her that my sona finds a new job- it’s in retail but oh well we’re already in hell

i’ve listened to hairspray’s “welcome to the 60s” and twisted it enough in my brain for it to be about niffty showing my sona around the 50s themed side of hell after she’s been cooped up in her apartment for too long one too many times

i was very excited to find out i’d be working alongside her and husk at the hotel! but-

-more on that in (Part 2)

#because this turned out much longer than i thought it would oops good thing i got another ask about this haha sEE YA THERE #asks #anonymous #hc tag #no pictures this time oR ELSE

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nota-deviant · 2 years

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