#only positive - reys a fucking lesbian no one can deny it now shes GAY

[lesbianyennefer]

i went to see tlj and tfa double bill last night and i have some feelings..  

when i just fresh came out the cinema i was so relieved that kyle is now utterly unreedemable and that re*lo didnt happen that i was like that wasnt too bad but now ive slept on it im starting to grow more annoyed and these are my feelings:

- the ‘humour’ was jarring and ooc. par examplar jj specifically wrote it in a way that hux is just a pompous arrogant ass youre supposed to hate because hes the fucking leader of a facist group and the scene in tfa where hes gives his speech is supposed to make you see just how evil he is and is incredibly unsettling. turning him into a joke feels like youre dumbing it down and trying to make him ‘likeable’. Having rey make a quip when force bond talking to kylo about putting a shirt pulled ALL of the tension that should have been there out of it and ruined the believability utterly. you honestly expect us to believe tfa rey would be joking with a man that totured her and her friends and murdered the man she looked up to as a father figure? It made it feel like a parody. which is coincidentally how i feel about the whole film. in the vein of villains snoke was treated the same which turns into my next point:    

- he changed the personalities of half the characters. ones that prominently spring to mind - hux, snoke, poe, rey and dont get me STARTED on luke. snoke went from this mysterious calm and collected entity into this charismatic posturing joker before being abruptly discarded, rey was suddenly making ‘jokes’ a lot (emphasis on the apostrophes) and lost most of her personality, i dont even think poe was the same character and then luke. OH BOY LUKE ryan literally took one of the softest sweetest male characters in history luke everybody deserves redemption luke fucking turned his father from the dark side skywalker and literally wrote in a script that this man tried to kill (only for a second but doesnt negate the point) his fucking nephew because he saw dark in him LIKE FUCK OFF. i cannot literally belive that he sat down and thought hmmmmm lets make luke skywalker the creator of kyle ron!!! like the whole luke turned into curmudgeonly old man could have been worked well that part i liked but it was just completely offset by the idea that he would do something like that!!! though tbh i should have known from the moment he just threw the lightsaber rey handed him over his shoulder this wouldnt go well (another jarring moment that brought me straight out of the film just thinking about the stark contrast between that and the raw pain and emtoion in lukes face at the end of tfa makes me MAD what could have BEEN)

- rey was treated as a throwaway for kyles man pain. like her entire ark is about trying to redeem him. because of course its the womans job to save the man who violated her mind, lacerated her friend and killed han solo in front of her. like youre telling me rey would just willingly sacrifice herself literally into the arms of the first order to save that little bitch willingly get herself cuffed taken to snoke and dont get me started on her being tortured in front of kyle to fuel his diffcult choice and man pain :((((((((((((( ‘oh it touched his hand and saw light in his future oh please dont do this kyle!!’ rien literally RUINED one of the first female characters i looked up to in sci fi and turned her from a protag into a side to kyles story. and what was with the really sudden and completely forgotten about part where she went ‘straight to the dark?’ what???? the laughability of it all topped of by the fact that she did it all because they ‘needed a jedi to save them’ because luke wouldnt train her and then at the end shes just fucking moving rocks like its nothing like lmao?? the point??????

- it literally felt like everyone got a rushed and really stupid plot line except kyle. those that are supposed to be the mains were treated like side characters. rey is just there for kyles (and to an extent lukes) man pain, finn and rose’s storyline was??? literally ??????????? his ‘epic’ battle with phasma lasted all of 2 seconds and now shes another character wasted. Poe’s was so incoherent and you know i cant even go INTO lukes  

and to top it off the plot was just a bit shit like as that reviewer said you could literally skip this film and not miss anything and theyre right except youd miss the butchering of one of the greatest characters in cinema and the turning of a .quartet of bright exciting new characters into shells of themselves and fuel for the Sad Story of Kyle Ron. 

like im sure i have more to say but this is the rant off the top of my head i need to get out so yeah fuck this please save us jj i feel ike pure shit just want you back!!!! 

#only positive - reys a fucking lesbian no one can deny it now shes GAY #/// tlj spoilers #becky speaks