#omg sayang

[kissitbttr]

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii Ana I love ur work

So we know cheerleader!reader sends frat!Miguel photos of her, right? What about when she gets photos of him? Where’s the dick print pics? The gratuitous sweaty shirtless post workout selfies that every man takes?

Also because I must know….does frat!miguel like to get pegged? Because big buff football boy liking it up the ass is delicious

Thank you sayang! Kisses 😘

-🫦

sayaaang akuuu!!! omg i do need miguel’s thirst traps😔😔 we all do

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her: where are you

her: i’m waiting

her: all naked and for nothing

she taps on her phone, anxiously waiting for a reply. not even ten seconds in, her phone dings,

miguel: i’m at the gym, baby. glen needs a spotter for the bench so i’m waiting for him to finish his set then i’m all yours yeah? xx

miguel: also… pics or it didn’t happen👀

she rolls her eyes at that but smiles anyways before typing a reply,

her: no, you’ve received too much

her: what about mine?!

her: i want to see my man all sweaty and shit

her: send me somethinggggg!!

miguel: *pic sent*

miguel: good enough, muñeca?

she sits up straight before tapping the attachment picture and fuck she almost loses it,

the picture is a bit blurry, she imagines him taking it with his hand a bit shaky. but fuck, it’s clear enough to make her drool,

miguel has no shirt on. giving her a delicious view of his chest and six pack glistening with sweat. his sweatpants hanging loosely around his hips, showcasing a bit of the v line and his happy trail,

her: babyyyy you look so yummy!!💦💦

miguel: ☺️☺️

her: but pull the pants up a bit

her: I don’t want anyone accidentally seeing your dick

her: not even glen. he’d turn gay for you

miguel: roger that, muñeca 😘

her: i’ll do five positions for you once you get here xx

miguel: on my way

-

as for pegginggg, hmmm miguel is not entirely interested tbh lmaooo. i do think his girl loves to bring that up every once in a while to fuck around with him a bit,

“just this once! we don’t have to do it again if you don’t like it!” she tries to suggest the idea, following him from behind,

he shakes his head, looking at her as if she’s weird for even thinking about it,

“no, muñeca. I don’t have to try it. that shits weird. no one’s touching my butthole except me. not even you, I don’t care how much i love you.”

“but you have a cute one though!” she pouts. “give me fifteen seconds tops”

again, he shakes his head. “stay away from my butthole, y/n”

LMAOOOOO

#miguel o'hara #miguel o’hara blurbs #frat!miguel

[mylancap1]

Please more pakai macam ni Mira. Memang mencanak terus batang tengok kalau Mira pakai macam ni. Tudung labuh sikit sebelah je. Sebelah lagi show off utk fappers tengok. Boobs memang dah sedia padu. OMG rasa nak ramas je tetek montok you sayang...

#mirafilzah

[isimpoveryou]

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[justforhorny]

"fantasi kini realiti, sayang tapi nak merasa lain"

hi, nak share pengalaman i main dengan pakwe i punya mem at the same time my pakwe main dengan adik i, pada hari tu, i and my sister datang rumah pakwe i cause that day ade birthday party my pakwe punya adik, so time tu dia ajak i and my adik join sekali, btw birthday party tu buat kat satu hall but near with he house, around 100 meter, so i cakap dekat dia nak park kat rumah dia and he said bole and after dah sampai rumah my boyf, dia keluar and cakap his family dah gerak and dia lepak dulu with someone yang i dah lama usha his cock, idk what but i selalu cerita or fantasy about that guy when i and my bf lancap, idk but his friends that i like tu have something tersembunyi, so back to the story, i and my sister lepak dalam rumah tu la, and borak borak antara diorang, but I can't focus to borak cause everytime i look at that guy i was like "OMG I WANT HE FUCK ME RIGHT NOW" but i know my pakwe and that guy perasan i tak senang duduk so i decide nak pergi tandas cause i nak lap my pepek yang basah gile tu, but after dah lap my pepek suddenly that guy or iskandar(not real name) keluar dari tandas and tengah lap dia punya kote, i was like wow i see the badan kote yang putih, straight kedepan, kepala pink, urat yang timbul and telo dia yang tengah tegang, and i shock but at the same time, iskandar see my pepek yang full dengan air mani tu, isqandar cannot hold anymore and grab my head and sumbat dia punya kote yang i dah lama nak sangat rasa, but tiba tiba my sister and my pakwe came to check me cause lama sangat i pergi toilet, and yeah he saw me tengah sedap layan kote member dia, but i tak hiraukan and terus hisap iskandar cock, pakwe i cakap stop and i think he want to scold me and iskandar but he make a deal and he said " disebabkan sayang dan hisap iskandar punya, kita adil kan, i main dengan riana(my sister) and sayang main dengan iskandar, deal?" and i terus setuju dengan deal tu and decide nak main dengan iskandar and kasi my sister enjoy with my boyf, we both fuck at different places and i and iskandar at my pakwe punya bilik and my pakwe and my sister at ruang tamu, after dah berpecah now turn i give all my power to iskandar and enjoy kan dia, first i and iskandar take out our shirt and pants, and benda yang I selalu fantasy rupanya betul nyah, dada berbulu, badan putih, and kote dia SO BIG AND AMAZING, i tanpa basa basi terus kulum kote dia and lancapkan kote dia, after that we kiss and then i suruh iskandar fuck my pepek yang banyak air tu, iskandar terus lenjun and hentak my pepek with his kote, i was like so freaking good more than my boyf kote i lenjun kote dia around 5 round and suruh dia cum dalam my pepek, dekat 10 kali dia cum dalam pepek i, yeah ikutkan my boyf punya kote more stronger and more banyak air but idk i was really enjoy with kote iskandar, after i mandi air mani iskandar, i was done but iskandar wasn't, dia jilat my pepek and telan all my Mani, i pon rasa sebersalah and i jilat lagi kote dia and telan semua air mani dia, kitorang enjoy gile and i telan all iskandar mani and my pepek very have fun with iskandar cock, but my pakwe and my sister belum sudah so i decide nak tolong my pakwe and iskandar tolong i punya adik, iskandar sumbat kote dia dalam pepek adik i so means adee dua kote dalam satu pepek, my sister said "fuckk kak, kau punya pakwe dengan scandal kau ni memang sedap sial, tapi pakwe kau punya kote sedap nak mampos, 10 kali dah kitorang round"after that i suruh iskandar and my bf cum dalam pepek adik i cause dia belum pernah kene jolok and kene double, so lepas dah cum dah lap ape semua my boyf said yang i bole buat job main dengan laki lain but dia nak scandal with my sister and nak jolok my sister everytime, but my deal pulak i nak scandal dengan iskandar and play dengan semualaki, and than we go to the party

[queenshittt]

OMG AKU MAU IKUTAN SHARING BRAINROTKU KITTY INO CAMPING SEX (smutnya gak ada sih fjrjrkjfjdks, plotnya aja, kalo mau ngelanjutin Ci)

Nah Kitty Ino lag liburan bareng, camping, masak buat makan malam, mereka bagi-bagi tugas tuh, Kitty emang gak seterampil Ino but she insists to help and try her best on her task.

Hari itu Kitty frustated banget sama tugas dia, Kitty gak bisa-bisa. Jadi ino nawarin bantu, tapi biasalah ino kan, jahil trus rada nyelekit kalo ngomong. Gak tau kenapa, hari itu Kitty lagi baper banget, dia ngerasa ino kaya nyalahin-nyalahin dia, seolah ngomong dia gak bisa apa-apa, ditambah lagi Ino yang bantu malah Ino yang selesai duluan, Kitty masih belum bisa-bisa.

"Gitu aja gak bisa."

Kitty denger Ino ngomong gitu langsung cemberut. Liat Kiitty cemberut makin digodainlah sama Lino kan.

"Idih ngambekan"

Eh denger itu Kittynya baper mampus, ngambek beneran, hampir nangis, matanya udah berkaca-kaca, ngomongnya aja udah geter

"kamu tuh jangan gitu, kamu kok kaya nganggep seolah aku gak bisa apa-apa aja, aku juga gak mau gak bisa apa-apa, aku udah usaha No"

Begitu Kitty balik badan masuk ke tenda nangisnya pecah. Ino bingung banget, padahal maksudnya dibantuan biar cepet, biar bisa makan malam bareng, dia juga ngerasa dia godainnya biasa aja, kaya biasanya.

Tapi ya udahlah ya, Ino gak pinter ngomong juga, jadi Kitty dibiarin sendiri dulu, Ino lanjut masak.

Jam makan malam, Ino nyoba bujuk Kitty.

"Kitty makan tuh"

"Nanti ambil sendiri."

ouch ternyata masih ngambek :(

"Keburu dingin"

"Nanti dipanasin"

Ya udah, ditinggal lagi sama Ino.

Sekarang udah agak malaman, udah jam tidur, Ino masih duduk depan api, mau masuk tenda gak berani, makan malamnya samsek gak kesentuh. Tiba-tiba Kitty datang duduk lesehan depan Ino ngasih sisir

"Sisirin"

"Rambutnya mau di-gimanain?" Tanya ino lembut, sedikit ngerasa bersalah, jarang dia selembut ini

"No"

"Hm? mau rambutnya di-gimanain Kitty sayang?" Makin lembut tuh dia ngomong, dengernya Kitty pengen nangis lagi.

Terus Kitty minta maaf deh udah baper

"...harusnya aku paham kamu cuma bercanda, bukannya malah ngambek bikin suasana gak enak gini, aku gak maksud, harus kita seneng seneng kan"

Ino diem aja

"No?" She asking for an answer

Ino masih diem, tapi tangannya gak berhenti nyisir

"INO." She insist

Sisirnya Ino berhenti "Kitty sini liat aku"

Kitty dongak ke atas, jawab panggilan, matanya ketemu Ino, terus detik berikutnya keningnya dikecup

Cup.

"Iya aku minta maaf juga ya"

Cup.

Terus ciumnya turun ke hidung

"Maaf bercandanya kadang kelewatan"

Cup.

"I love you"

Terakhir dicium di bibir, lumayan lama, awalnya biasa aja, terus lumat lumat, terus lidahnya mulai masuk-masuk, tangannya mulai pegang pegang

"Ino lanjut aja di dalam ya, malu diliatin tenda sebelah"

"Tenda sebelah udah tidur dari tadi"

Ino siap mau ngelanjutin ciumnya tapi Kitty gak berhenti ngomong

"Kalo ada yang tiba-tiba pipis gimana?"

"Ya udah deh. Kita masuk aja, udah malam"

"Sisirnya udah?"

"Di dalam bisa"

"Apinya?"

"Iya aku matiin"

"Belom makan No"

"Astaga berisik"

Ino gemesh banget sama pacarnya, gak pake babibu Kitty langsung dicarry over shoulder ke dalam tenda, pantatnya ditepok

"Ku bikin nangis lagi kamu ya"

😝😝

[kirbypies]

One year with ibunsha! ♥︎

ini dia ibun ku namanya mizuné yukori ayasha, CANTIK KAN NAMANYAAA?? iyalah sperti orangnya😻 aku panggil dia ibunsha😤 omg ibun kita udah setahun gini, tidak dirasa ya🥺 awal ketemu sama ibun di pimel, pas itu dia trainee gambi, aku trainee luwciss. kalo jadi anaknya ibun itu pas udah resmi jadi member pimel😋 ZUZURRRss aku akuin ibun itu kalem-sampe sekarang, tida pernah berubah🥺🥺 ttafi ak egk tau yh klaw egkda aku dia kek gimana (tlonk ksi taw)😠 ibunku mnusya paling baik di dunia inieh, sgt perhatian🥺 SAYANG SMA AKU! ☹︎ iyakan bun😾😾 ibunku itu orangnya sabar banget (klw dikasi seratus) #jaskidinkk😁😁😁😁 IBUN SBAR BGTTZZzz NGADAPIN AK YNK SFERTi anime innieh🥰 maafin ya ibun atas kehaluan dan kerandoman q yg tdk bermanfaat bgi seluruh rakyat indonesia😁😁 ibun mode soft bisa, mode tegas jugak bisa😎 SPA DLU DONK?!!!!?!! IBUN QUEHHH😏😏😏😏😎😎🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 ibunku si paling mngcintai hisenk tp skrg ktnya mw cingkuh dlu sm dprian (pcrnya ibun tlonk cyubit ibun) SOALNY AK DIAJARIN BERCINGKUH JGAK🫴🏻🪨😅😅 trs jgk si paling minjuABLE!!-jkt fortiek-swifties (IY GKSI BUN? tkut slah ni) emmmmmmssss trus samaaa itu yg gepeng2 itu AK GATAHU gomenacaii🧑🏻‍🦲💋 ibun jangan cari anak lagi ya selain ak sm dua org itu (gksh disebut namanya nnti dtg👻)

terimakasi untuk semuanya ibunnn~ 🫶🏻 cemuga kita bs sampe 2 taun, 3 taun dst🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 miane kalo aku blm bs mnjadi anak yg baik😔😔😔😔😔😔 AKU SADAR aku jarang chat ibun😞😞😞😞😞😞😞 *MINTA MAAF DI ATAS BUMI*🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🌹 ibunnnn pokonya kesehatannya ibun dijaga yaa *sehat sehat orang aring* 🥰🥰 harus inget klw banyak manusya yang sayang sama ibun, apalagi aku (animehk)😏😏😏😏 TETAF PANGGIL AKU ACILLLLL!! ak acilnya ibun SATUSATUNYA!😡😡 klw ada itu fek.

&&& you should know that ever since you came, it's made my life better🧼🌷 i’m very grateful to have met you.. i hope it can last much longer🥺 you will always be my one and only ibunsha🎀🐢 i love you <3000 pwiss always be happie, orang cantik kayak ibun tidak boleh sering sedih sedih owkayy? ⚠️ siapapun yang mw macem2 sama ibunku, hati hati yh! ibunku punya anak polisi bulan sabit🤬🤬💢

with all my love, cibal,

your most adorable child

^___^ 💕

[lamyaasfaraini]

Bye-bye one of our fav series!

(Netflix's Sex Education)

Ini gif nya diambil dari ending season 3 soalnya relate ini ttg perpisahan hiks

Berhasil menamatkan 8 eps sex edu s4 dalam 4 hari wkwk lama ya? Uyuhan atuh nonton diatas jam 10 malem kdg dalam keadaan ngantuk bgt kami tuh saking pgn nobarnya berdua. Padahal bodor bgt ttp weh ai udah cape mah ketiduran juga haha.

Jadi gmn last seasonnya satisfying? Imho sih engga yah, walapun aku tetep amaze sama karakter2 development nya, juara sih beberapa org better bgt. Ya emang kan dari season awal jg sex edu mah selalu nyeritain banyak cerita, karakternya banyaaaak kek Game of Thrones. Belom lg tiap season ada karakter tambahan, sampe s4 pun begitu. Nah yg sangat disayangkan emg kalo di akhir tuh kaya pgn lebih deep ngga sih sama karakter2 lama, tp habis wkt kudu nyeritain karakter2 baru beserta problemnya. Ngga fokus di tokoh utama yg harusnya bisa lebih di gali. Scene2 yg selalu aku tunggu2 otis x eric aja jadinya sedikit bgt hiks. Mereka malah asik sama problemnya masing2 dan "dunia" nya masing2. Kenapa diantara keduanya itu dalam problem masing2 ngga saling terlibat sih?

Kalo percintaan otis x maeve mah udah pesimis dari awal dan udah ketebak dari awal sih. Otis si ngeselin nan problematik ternyata msh bergelut dgn traumanya, sex disorder sama trauma liat mamanya depresi wkt ayahnya ningalin. Jadi bisa ketebak hubungan percintaannya ngga lancar. Hiks!

Yang paling menghangatkan keluarga Adam, haaaa terharu inimah! Bapaknya yg kaku dan otoriter terlalu dingin sama istri dan anak, malah adam ngerasa dirinya gapernah "cukup" di mata bapaknya, sampe trauma jg. Akhirnya berpisah, tp dgn berpisah bapaknya jadi merasa tertampar, ternyata perilaku dia selama ini malah kehilangan anak dan istri. Selama hidup sendiri bapaknya merubah dirinya, belajar menjadi lebih baik sampe ikut kelas daring. Luar biasa bapaknya adam! Salute! Endingnya mereka bersatu. Seneng bgt liatnyaaaaa :')

Scene ibunya maeve meninggal jg bikin aku menitikkan air mata sih (pastinya inimah). Walaupun ibunya sering merugikan hidup maeve tp dia sangat sayang ibunya. Edan ngga sih, speech maeve wkt prosesi pemakaman ibunya sedih bgt!

Cerita viv x jackson bagus jg, hubungan platonik yg gausah sampe jadi romance deh, udah gitu aja ya gais. Viv nya jg pny pacar wlpn si gapenting pacarnya posesif, jd kaya hemm mending gosah diceritain lah.

OMG, Aimee! Akhirnya sembuh dari trauma pelecehan seksualnya, dia ini nih salah 1 karakter yg makin kesini makin lovely. Dia mengatasinya dgn journaling. Sungguh struggle dia melewatinya huhu. Tp yg ngga nyangka knp jadi saling suka sama Issac hahaha.

Jean, mamanya otis ngalamin postpartum depression. Ini kerasa bgt sih kacaunya dan ngerasain apalagi tanpa suami! Dan akupun ngerasain bgt yg dialami Jean, rumah berantakan, otak ngga sinkron, banyak lupa, mikirin A-Z. Jean butuh bantuan tp dia denial.. Belom diapun kudu kerja, gakebayang sih jadi single mom di umur yg udah mateng bgt. Nah karakter baru yaitu Jo adiknya Jean dateng deh.. Penolong diatuh tp ttp ada aja problematika sibling nya.

ERIC MY MAN! yaampun sampe kutambahin ini di edit lg wkwk. Tetep karakternya ekspresif bgt yg bikin kita berdua ngakak. Dia nemuin geng baru yg sefrekuensi sama dia sesama "pelangi" gitulah yaa dan geng itu berpengaruh di kampus. Inipun yg bikin hubungan eric x otis agak renggang, eric ngerasa otis ngga paham ttg dirinya yg lain. Yg mengharukan sih, eric tumbuh di kelg kristen tulen, dia mau di baptis tp saat pembaptisan dia speak up ttg dirinya yg pendosa dan jadi kaum pelangi. Didepan jemaat, ya kaget dong yaa.. Tp disitu eric lega bgt skaligus sedih. Singkat cerita di ending, eric memutuskan untuk jadi pendeta.. Pasti ini udah melalui pemikiran yg panjang bgt ya huhu.

Banyak bgt belajar pendalaman karakter yg aku pribadi pelajari di series itu, lebih berempati sama semua problem masing2 karakter, mencoba diliat dr berbagai sisi. Memandang secara objektif. Suka aja gitu~ makanya judul boleh agak keliatan mesum yah tp series ini lebih dari sekedar itu! Malah kayanya sex scenenya bisa di singkirin sih. Terlalu luvvv sama karakter2nya haaaa. Sampe tiap problem dan karakter developmentnya kita berdua suka bahas, terutama akusih yg selalu tertarik atau ya aku si chatter, tukang komen dan wewet tiap liat ke amazing-an karakter2nya yg memang ada aja di kehidupan sehari2.. Kecuali masalah perperlangian yaa itu msh tabu bagiku, ngerasain kebingungannya sama gendernya tapi liatnya malah makin bingung. Spesifikasinya terlalu banyaaak..

Suamiku @sagarmatha13 ngga terima udah tamat, dia mastiin lg ada tulisan "final season sex education" di netflixnya wkwk. Blio blg harusnya ada 1 season lg buat nyeritain si Cavendish nya, college nya itu. Karena transisi dari Moordale ke Cavendish kaya kagok bgt. Tapi kalo makin kacauain alur ceritanya mending dahlah stop disitu aja.. Walaupun ngga puas tp ya karena udah terlalu sayang sama karakter2nya jadi yasudahlah..

Once again, bye bye Sex Education.. Otis, Eric, Maeve, Ruby, Aimee, Adam and the gank. Thank you for entertaining us for the past 3 years!

(karena baru ngikutin series ini dari thn 2020 akhir)

[azukia-zakki]

Yang gak tahu, cuma bisa bilang, "Cuma satu kucing, 'kan kamu punya banyak?" Padahal punya banyak kucing bukan berarti punya stok kalau kehilangan.

Yang gak tahu, cuma bisa bilang, "Cuma kucing, hilang atau kabur udah biasa, lah." Mungkin mereka gak tahu kalau kucing rumahan kayak Weni gak bisa main jauh-jauh. Biasa disediakan makan. Tidur pun di kasur.

Bagi yang lain, kucing ya cuma kucing. Gak perlu banyak dipikirin, toh hewan, ngomong aja gak bisa. Mudah buat meremehkan perasaan yang khawatir atas kehilangan, hanya karena yang hilang bukan manusia atau harta berharga.

Weni bukan kucing biasa yang bawel dan reog. Weni kucing pendiam, yang selalu nungguin aku salat lalu samperin saat berdoa, dan selalu tanya, habis doa apa? Teman tidur yang tiba-tiba telentang dia antara perut dan guling di tengah malam. Yang luka di bawah dagunya susah sembuh sampai harus pakai cone dan jadi bayi sawi sebulan. Yang sekalinya suka sama jantan, dia maunya sama itu aja. Yang selalu aku nyanyikan OMG-nya Newjeans dengan lirik diganti namanya.

Akhirnya aku hanya bisa menelan kesedihan. Nangis diam-diam, tepuk tangan empat kali setiap lewat ke mana pun, berharap Weni lari-lari ke arahku lagi. Bertanya sama kucing liar yang sedang mengunyah biskuit, dan minta sampaikan ke Weni, suruh dia pulang. Gelisah, takut kalau Weni gak akan pernah kembali.

Weni, aku harap aku masih punya rizki untuk rawat kamu lagi. Tapi sekarang, aku gak tahu kamu di mana. Di mana pun kamu berada, aku harap kamu ada di tempat terbaik, ya, Sayang.

[kairiscorner]

GAAAHH I CAN'T ANYMORE WITH THIS MAN ATE KAIRIII

YOU SEE YESTERDAY I WAS CHATTING WITH MY CRUSH AS I USUALLY DO BUT IT JUST HIT DIFFERENT LIKE HE WAS TEXTING SHI LIKE "hmm, i'll do it for free just for u" AND SENDING ME XIAO ICONS AND WHEN I SAID I'M ABT TO PULL OUT A RING HE RLLY SAID "for me?"

AND NOW TODAY HE SUDDENLY SENT A TT AND THE FIRST WORDS THAT WERE CAPTIONED WERE "I lovee" AND MY BREATH HITCHED FOR A SEC BEFORE REALIZING IT WAS A VOLLEYBALL TIPS TT BCS I PLAY VOLLEYBALL

*passes out and respawns*

-sincerely, the 🧋 anon !!

AY BHIEEEEE SWERTE MO, PUMAPATOL SI CRASS 🥹🥹🥹 wala na akong chance sa crush q ... (sayang kasi he was like an irl comic miguel o'hara ,,,)

PERO OMG RGHRGBHRBHFRBR HE BETTER KEEP TREATING YOU NICELY, KUNG NAGPAPAASA LANG YAN I WILL FUCKING—

ate kairi is always here for you though, lovely :DD HOPING THE BEST FOR YOU !! 🫶🫶🫶

#꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱kairi answers ! #(*˘︶˘*).｡*♡ kairi talks #(つ≧▽≦)つ kairi's lovely anons ~

[poppurini]

MILLIE MILLIE MY WIFE I RAN HERE AS FAST AS I COULD ONCE I SAW OMG????????? CONGRATULATIONS ON 600 AHHHHH YOU DESERVE IT SM ADN I ENJOY YOUR CUTE WRITING STYLE AND THEMES!!! THANK YOU FOR BEING SUCH A PRETTY AND BEAUTIFUL MUTUAL OF MINE AND YOU DESERVE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FOLLOWERS AND SWEET INTERACTIONS!!!

my emoji!!!

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(only 20 slots were available and hwen i saw how simple the process was i had to charge into your inbox immediately IM SORRY)

我好爱你！！！AKU SAYANG KAU!!!!!! <333

a card was left on your doorstep, will you take it?

childhood sweethearts

#hearts for 600. #SOTOTPTOSOTORO I LOVE YOU SM #YOUR ENTHUSIASM MAKES ME CRY I THOUGHT THIS EVENT WOULD FLOP HELP #I ADORE YOUR ENERGY SM MY GORGEJUICE WIFE #WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW GRATEFUL I AM TO HAVE MET YOU HERE ☹️☹️ HEARTS HEARTS HEARTS HEART EYES FOR YOU #我爱你更多！！！ #SAYANG SAYANG MWA #MAN I COULD ELABORATE WHY I CHOSE HIM #BUT BUT BUT #IT WPULDN’T BE FAIR TO OTHERS GRAH #slide into my dms beibi ghorl (IF YOU WANT)

[kissitbttr]

HAPPY BDAY MY SWEET LOVELY BEAUTIFUL ANA !!!!!! i wish i could fly to you right now so we could celebrate it together and i’d shower you with so many gifts!! i hope you’ll have an amazing day ml im giving u so many kisses rn 🫶🏻 you’re such a sweet angel and you deserve nothing but the best, ilysm 💘💘💘!!!!

ariiii!! my love omg the fact that i HATE how we’re so far apart is beyond me!! would have loved to go out and get us some indo cuisine right about now😔😔

I LOVE U SAYANG THANK U SO MUCH

#ari<3

[zhongrin]

I am glad ya are <33 and yes I am!! (Help;; already fainting at the thought of Baizhu and- 🏃💨)

This your man?

This sounds great ngl IFJEISVEIEOSBSB

imagine merman Zhongli whoa-;; ❤️

And oh, I understand now OFBSKKSBSJ we stan hoarder Zhongli <33

I always ask ppl before I send them drabbles cuz I don't wanna make anyone uncomfortable 🥹 and dw, I only send drabbles when I feel like it - won't pressure myself <33

HELP FODHSHSISJSHSJ Baizhu makes me a mess already enough, and my love for Baizhu isn't comparable so Nawh, only Baizhu it is ❤️

Ahh I ✨ see ✨

I would say he kinda is (my bestie even hcs him as a very jealous type omfg), but he doesn't need to worry - he is the only one for me ❤️

Umm I wanna ask what language these pet names are, I doubt they're English, are they? Care to translate? 🤸💞

And cjdjsvwksojaja read this post before I write this ask here! And idjfbsj ITS SO CUTE. HELP. MY ZHONGRIN HEART.

I'm kinda shy when it comes to collabs and matchups and stuff heh;; I only feel kinda comfortable when it's from my mutuals 🏃💨

Omg Rin you're a menace for calling Alhaitham "babe" just to fluster him, and I absolutely love that, 10/10 <33 ❤️

Nodnod yes yes for me Alhaitham seems like the type of guy who doesn't use pet names that much cuz he thinks your name is already so beautiful<3 💞

Mmm I would call Baizhu often "my sunshine" cuz he brightens up my life day by day just by simply existing <3 not too often "Bai" though (cuz I for myself get flustered by it ????? HELP DONT JUDGE ME DKDJBSKSOA) and only if it gets serious or sum then I call him by his name heh (when I am totally lovestruck then I even call him "my everything")

But Baizhus pet names for me um.. I brainrotted with my bestie bout it and she said he would totally call me "my angel" - cuz 1. I often get called that by my friends, 2. she said he would surely see me like a gift from the Gods themselves - like an angel yk? 🏃💨 (Flustering myself rn OFHDJWJWB), sometimes also "my dear", or when it gets serious "Dresvi" or when he is real bold and when he wants to see me becoming a blushing mess for the whole day - then by my real name heh. (Maybe even with a "my" infront of it)

My favorite dates? Honestly every date I get to spend with Baizhu, doesn't really matter where or when <33 but for a proper answer: spending time together on our favorite spot, often watching the sunrise / sunset, stargazing - or a picnic on it.. maybe even taking a stroll around Liyue Harbor or sum heh (I'm a simple person 🤸❤️)

What about you, dear Rin? <333 💞💞

(hELP Rin I also enjoy reading your answers sm, it's so cute how ya are gushing about your hubby's!! Please continue <33 and my asks make you smile?? OMG HELEOSHJSJ I am so so glad aaaaaa 💞💞❤️❤️💞💞🤸)

baizhu and ayato fighting over the adorably blush dresvi.... hehehe both has their own attractiveness and will woo you with different ways methinks. ayato sees baizhu giving you flowers and he goes off to send you ten large bouquets straight to your doorstep. baizhu sees ayato kissing your hand as a goodbye greeting and now he does that AND offers you his arm so he can escort you everywhere <3 oh fair maiden, who will win your heart? ;)

that's my man alright look at him isn't he majestic. he hides in his hidey hole most of the time, it's v cute i swear i'm not insane

look at how derpy he is????

also hsldkfjslkdjf merman zhongli.... ouffffhhasjdklajsd he hoards pretty shells and rocks and gives me gifts. how can i not love him 😭

jealous baizhu makes sense bc i think he would have this innder fear of not being enough for you and he's afraid you'll find someone better ;w; pls reassure him and give him all the pats and kithes and reassurance <3

ah yes some of them are indo and chinese hehe

'xiànɡ ɡonɡ' means 'hubby' / 'husband'. 'yang' is shortened form of 'sayang' which, translated to english it's like 'darling' or 'dear'!

'lǎo pó' means 'wife', and 'tiánxīn' is a chinese pet name, kinda like 'sweetheart'. 'nik' is... how do i describe it uh it comes from 'nonik' which is a cute way to call a female young girl, but it also can be used as a cute nickname for a guy to call a girl (my dad calls my mom that irl hehehe)

ah i see, no that's totally understandable!! do whatever you're comfortable to do! and i'm always happy to gush over our selfships anyway hehehe

yk what, al haitham would probaly tease me back by calling me a petname BUT from a different language. like ancient sumerian or something (that 20 languages fluency is coming in handy). and he would refuse to translate it for me bc he's secretly a menace >:T

...... does that mean when you say goodye to baizhu you'd say "bai bai bai"? ...... g-get it? bc bai sounds like bye and- /is shot

calling them by their full name when it's serious is such a nice trope hahahah (if i call zhongli "rex lapis" he immediately knows it's serious hsldfjklsdj)

"my sunshine" "my angel" "my dresvi" omggggg i also can see him calling you 'my flower' or 'my violetgrass' (ykyk bc it's his ascension mats hehehee)

NO BC SAMEEEEE i feel like with zhongli he would drag me out to nature a lot (i'm an indoor person most of the time but i love tagging along with my friends if they want to go outside and explore nature) so yes!! strolls in liyue plains and by the docks or seashores would be something we do a lot!! that, or us visiting teashops or eating outside while listening to storytellers or operas... otherwise if i really really don't want to go out that day, we'd just cuddle at home and cook together in the kitchen hehe

with al haitham, there's a lot of indoor dates lol if sumeru has a book cafe with a good coffee, we'd both frequent that place every week lol he would be reading and i'd be either reading along with him or occassionally feeding him food while he's reading about complex physics things lol

(DON'T MIND IF I DO OH GOD THESE ANSWERS ARE GETTING LONGER AND LONGER HELP HLADKJFLSD)

#rin answers #rin is having tea with: dresvi 💚 #rin selfships #zhongrin #meitham

[theblissfulchaos]

🎶 10 Songs I Actually Listen To 🎶

Thanks for tagging me, @supernovasimplicity! I'm gonna do (almost) like you and list out songs I searched for on Spotify lately:

Shelhiel - Sayang

Yuna - Menanti

DPR Live - Martini Blue

Blur - Beetlebum

Death Cab for Cutie - I Will Follow You into the Dark

The Brilliant Green - Angel Song

NewJeans - OMG (when will i get over this song)

Jeff Satur - Dum Dum

Afro Medusa - Pasilda

All Saints - Black Coffee

No pressure but tagging @t4tvegaspete @lusn @nerd4music @brassparker @newjaxxcity in case y'all are interested.

#meme #music #bliss notes

[ligayangdala]

hi admins, sending in thoughts lang po kay jeno as a self-proclaimed jeno gf stan. chariz ANYWAY bf jeno na super attentive sa jowa is real like maaalala niya even the littlest things na sinabi or ginawa mo dati na minsan di mo maalalang sinabi or ginawa mo. kaya nagulat ka nung may niregalo sayo si jeno at ito yung lingerie set na matagal mo ng gustong bilhin. biro niya "baka pag sinuot mo na yan baby punitin ko lang sa katawan mo, sayang naman" sabay tawa, dagdag pa niya "di bale na, bibilhan ulit kita"

p.s. pwede po bang maging si 🍋 anon? hehe thank you po

YESS OMG FEEL KO RIN GANYAN NGA SIYA 😭 LIKE "I BOUGHT YOU FLOWERS KASI SABI MO DATI YOU LIKE FORGET ME NOTS" TAPOS MAGTATAKA KA "SINABI KO 'YUN? HA? KELAN? TALAGA?" TAPOS TATAWA NALANG SIYA KASI ??? OO SINABI MO 'YUN

JENO WOULD SPOIL YOU WITH DRESSES AND LINGERIE SETS OR ANYTHING THAT WOULD MAKE YOU FEEL PRETTY KASI HE THINKS BAGAY NA BAGAY TALAGA SA'YO 🥹 THE TYPE TO RANDOMLY GO TO THE MALL TAPOS PAG MAY NAKITANG SET NG PINK LACE LINGERIE, ZERO DOUBT PAPASOK SA STORE AT BIBILHIN 🥹

welcome 🍋 anon!

#🎭 admins #📥 ligayangdala asks #💭 ligayangdala thoughts #🍋 anon

[fiahlthfh]

Menuju Bandara

Tuhan sayang sekali padaku, beginilah caraku husnudzan kepada-Nya. Ini kisah pagi riweuhku yang berkesan. Pagi tadi, hujan mengguyur Cirendeu, dingin seperti di Padang Panjang. Aku siap-siap buat pulang kampung karena ini sedang liburan, aku sebenarnya punya kebiasaan ga pulang, tapi kali ini aku pulang dengan misi, aku pulang untuk bahagia ku sendiri.

Selesai beres2 jam 6 lewat, aku turun dari lantai atas ke bawah, mau mesen grabcar arah poll Damri Lebak bulus. Waktu itu, hujan gerimis masih istiqamah menemani. Mungkin lebih dari 7x aku di tolak oleh abang2 Grab. OMG, sangat menggemaskan ygy. Tapi, namanya juga pengalaman.

Alhasil, setelah berkali-kali ditolak cinta Grab..aku berempat sama temen2 ku yang ada di foto di atas berpikir untuk naik motor dengan resiko membawa koper kecil satu, kardus kecil satu, tas Gemblok, tas laptop. Sangat riweuh, tapi I know they are a good and strong woman!!

Yang uniknya lagi, kita berempat ga tau jalan ke Lebak bulus, tapi aku lupa-lupa ingat sih. Bermodalkan Gmaps, dengan keadaan macet berair, bismillah kita jalan.

Jujurly, aku terharu :') mereka hebat banget, baik bgt, humble bgt, rela direpotkan. Lah aku? Belom sebaik itu. Bersyukur bgt punya temen2 kyak mereka yang mau banget bantu. Aku harap Allah selalu berkahi hidup mereka dimana dan kapanpun n termasuk keturunan2nya. Aamiin. Terima kasih juga untuk dua teman ku yang minjemin motor, sponsor keberangkatan pagi ini.

Bismillah aku pulang kampung karena Engkau Ya Rabb.

[ingarbingar]

Privilege Pemula

Hari ini aku ikut nimbrung nontonin om-om tetangga kamar kosanku main catur. Omnya jago banget. Aku si sotoy ini sok sok bantuin oponen si omnya. “Bisa main catur lu ya?” tanya si om. Hahahahhaa I wish om😭🤌 akupun menjawab, “baru belajar aku om.” “Sini main lah abis ini.” sahutnya. OMG TBL TBL TBL.

Aku mau mengiyakan kok malu karena pasti keliatan cupunya. Tapi mau nolak pun rasanya kok sayang banget melewatkan kesempatan belajar. Akhirnya aku mengiyakan dengan syarat: “tapi aku mainnya lama ya om. Soalnya baru banget belajarnya.”

Tau ga, main catur tuh benar-benar menantang diriku ini untuk tidak takut kalah. Ya takut. Tapi terabas gas aja. Coba aja. Jangan malu kalau kalah. Justru itu privilege seorang pemula. Banyak pemakluman meski ya sakit hati juga ya kampret tiap kalah😭😇

Si om: nyamar ya lu? Ini langkah lo udah bagus.

Aq: beneran om aku baru belajar. Baru 3-4 harian belajarnya. Makanya masih lama ini mikirnya.

Si om: tapi langkah lo udah bagus ini. Gue aja sampe susah masuk.

Aq: tapi aku sering kalah om☹️

Si om: ya gapapa lah. Namanya juga baru belajar.

Si om: jangan mikirin kalah menang dulu. Belajar opening yang bagus. Buka langkah.

Si om: belajar ngeliat polanya.

Aq: jadi belum bisa mikirin attack yang bagus?

Si om: bisa. Tapi masih jauh itu.

Aq: jadi belajarnya lama ya om?

Si om: iya lah.

Si om: main catur itu memang kudu sabar.

Huhuhu aku berterimakasih banget sama kata-kata omnya. Soalnya akutuh kebiasaan kalo belajar sesuatu harus bisa sat set sat set untuk menguasai. Kalo tidak cepat menguasai, suka melabeli diri “tuhkannn kamutuh emang ga bisa.” Terus patah hati ga jelas sendiri.

Mari kita ingat kata-kata omnya. Belajar catur itu kudu sabar. Dan untuk seorang pemula, main catur jangan lihat menang atau kalah dulu: tapi belajar memahami cara bermainnya.