#okay the thing of it is i WOULD do allison doren (world’s most transgender allegory) no questions asked BUT my very catholic parents will

[on-a-sunbeam]

okay so let’s say HYPOTHETICALLY i had like uh four months to pick a topic for a speech? and let’s also pretend HYPOTHETICALLY i did not do that and now have roughly uhm. less than 24 hours to do so? but let’s also presume (again, strictly in the realm of imagination) that i have chosen something ‘alias related’ (and now am working with that vague description like my life depends on it). anyway. thoughts?

#okay the thing of it is i WOULD do allison doren (world’s most transgender allegory) no questions asked BUT my very catholic parents will #PROBABLY be there. SO. maybe not that one TODAY i’m good thanks. #alias #also kind of #mgs #but. you know. #*guy who loves public speaking voice* i don’t know how to SPEAK. in PUBLIC.