#okay no I'd loose a lung if I went climbing but for the purpose of this joke I love climbing mountains

[synintheraven]

Remember when I joked about turning into a Finan girl with a healthy crush on Ragnar The Younger? Well uhm I found out last night that rl Ragnar aka Tobias is 1.90 cm tall which in my mind is like if you were to tell me he's a norse God reborn so yeah nvm guys I'm a Ragnar girlie now 🤪

Long story short: said I had a crush on Ragnar as a joke but I don't think it's a joke anymore *insert that tiktok audio here* - but also, Kyra (me) sold her soul for a tall man when she's no taller than an oompa loompa

#my jaw dropped to the floor when I read he's 43 but I don't fucking care because man is a mountain and I love to go climbing #okay no I'd loose a lung if I went climbing but for the purpose of this joke I love climbing mountains #the way he went from a solid 5 to a 10 after a single Google search #oh boy #guess I'm officially into old men #(this is my third grandpa crush okay DON'T JUDGE ME) #I like my men tall blonde and old enough to be my fathers #kyra's ramblings